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Rejection Lines
~~ On hiatus cuz mental health is a bitch ~~ Or as I like to call them, putdown lines. Here’s some ways to respond to pick up lines or to reject people, especially if you’re on the arospec and/or the acespec | Post ideas greatly appreciated!
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Person: You’re the Dean to my Cas
You: And you’re the Supernatural finale
#in light of recent events#that finale was. a flop#destiel might be cannon but the price was too high#s15e18 was not a vibe#ace#aro#aroace#aromantic#aromantic asexual#rejection lines
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Person: Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Me: Are you a parking ticket? Because nobody wants you
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Person: Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
Me: Did you just come out of the womb? Because you're so ugly only your mother could love you
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Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Are you Italian? Because you sure look like a leaning tower of piss
#submitted by depasshite#ace#aro#aroace#aromantic#aromantic asexual#rejection lines#rejection#submission
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Them: Are you breakfast? Cause I'd love to eat you first thing in the morning.
You: Are you breakfast? Cause I don't eat it.
#rejection lines#aro#ace#aroace#aromantic#asexual#aromantic asexual#its funny cuz i cant wat breakfast otherwise ill feel sick lmao#submission
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Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
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When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Except the direction I'm walking in
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Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
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Person: I thought happiness started with H. Why does mine start with U?
You: maybe you’ve got some weird subset of dyslexia.
Sorry if this is offensive to anyone. It’s not meant to be, but if it is I’ll take it down.
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Person: On a scale from (000)-000-0000 to (999)-999-9999, how cute do you find me?
You: 911
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I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
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hi i found this blog and i love it so much!!!
Aww, thanks!
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Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
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