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I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

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WIP of my crying Undertaker painting

oil on canvas

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Went and blocked them mostly cause I decided this isn’t a person I want interacting with my blog but Come On. Like this is the “constantly mourning/celebrating unus annus” blog, we (most of us I assume) respect the fact that we’ll never be able to engage with it like we used to ever again. That is, in fact. The whole point.

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Reblog to kill it faster

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hot take:

the hunger games are the attack on titan for straight people

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I've noticed that people have started spreading the 1992 Good Omens script around. Please don't. If you've got it up, please take it down. There's a mess of serious and real legalities involved, and I don't want to have to start being a dick and asking for copyright takedowns and all of that, and I don't want to have to regret letting it out into the world. Just take it down, unshare, delete links. Thank you.

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I just finished watching the third season of the boys, and the only way to describe the show is:

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the only positive thing about getting a biopsy in my experience is how understanding and caring the doctor is during the procedure, for my experiences he always explains every step of the way and makes it that much easier in such a shitty situation (it’s especially soothing to me because i’m a very anxious person so it helps out a lot for me)

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I feel old

Happy 3rd Birthday to

“Brick Soccer”

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some Sally fanart I made, new hyperfixation unlocked :p

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this will be a longer post, but here I go with a crazy at theory:

Okay so if you look for a while at this picture you can see mountains of ducks (probably rubber ducks) and a lot of programmers use the duck method to talk through the issues of their code with a rubber duck. So my theory is: what if the entire hell in Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss is actually a Matrix designed by Lucifer and/or God?

so anyway, thanks for reading my crazy theory, thanks.

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Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results

Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 

One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 

Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 

There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 

Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 

At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 

There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 

Katya fakes her death. 

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Made some Goncharov fanart. I lova Katya, she deserved better tho.

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a detail nobody talks about:

courtney's outstanding graphic design skills

(and their little signature!!)