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Jason: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Leo: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me

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Percy: Are we fighting or flirting?

Jason: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Percy: Your point?

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Lester: can you be quiet? I'm trying to think

Meg: don't worry, doing anything for the first time can be difficult

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Alhaitham : How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Kaveh: *blushing* I—

Cyno, butting into the conversation: Tighnari is perfect, thanks for asking.

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Tighnari: I spy with my little eye something beginning with 's'

Cyno: *looks at Kaveh and Alhaitham*

Cyno: Is it sexual tension?

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Leo: *Banging an invention on the table in frustration*

Jason: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged YOU on the table?

Leo:

Leo: I don't know the right answer to that

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I'm sure this has been done before, but headcanon that Percy takes Estelle to the aquarium all the time.

When she's younger (like 4/5) he calls over the fish to the glass to interact with her and she's all giggles and waving at the fish.

They keep doing this as she gets older and by the time she's like 9, Percy is telling her all the gossip from each tank.

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Kaveh: Who do we know that might have handcuffs?

Cyno: Well Tighnari and I...

Tighnari: *Elbows Cyno*

Cyno: ... Wouldn't know

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Hazel: I dare you-

Will: Nico isn't allowed to take dares

Hazel: why not?

Nico, head hung: because I have no regard for my personal safety

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Georgia: so what's it like dating Pip?

Rooney: once, I asked her for a glass of water when she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass of ice and said "wait"

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So I wrote a song about Kavetham and Idk if I should share it. It's from Alhaitham's PoV and it's called "I Told You So". The title is kinda misleading because it is really fluffy and wholesome, and not at all Alhaitham being all mocking it anything.

Would anyone be interested in hearing it?

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Reyna: How did this happen?!

Meg: In my defense, I was left unsupervised

Reyna: Wasn't Lester was with you?

Lester: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised

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Leo: we saved our best idea for last!

Jason: if it was out best idea, why did we save it for last?

Percy: because we didn't know it was our best idea until all the others went wrong

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Remus: Sirius, why are you clinging onto the bed frame?

Sirius: I am a responsible adult and I can do what I lik-

Remus: where's the spider?

Sirius:

Remus:

Sirius: *points* it's under there can you get it?

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*The super six playing twister*

Nora: Alex, right hand on red

Alex: *ends up on top of Henry*

Henry: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Nora: I stopped spinning ten minutes ago. I'm surprised you didn't notice