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It wasn’t really my first time to be fair! VR’s do a good job of simulating them, but it’s nice to know they’re not just a dream. I’d say that’s one of my favorite things about the past: stargazing!

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I refuse to reach “The Awkward Hair Length”. I’d rather go bald. D-:

[sorry about the inactivity after announcing my return and thanks for everyone’s continued patience!! why is it that life decides to punch me in the face when i wanna start things up again?]

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April 10th, 2043! Mark your calendars and don’t forget to swipe right!! ;-)

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Hey, everybody! Sorry for being inactive for so long! (To be honest, it goes by fast for a speedster, so I lost track of time there!! :-O) I know that was super un-crash of me to do! Sorrysorrysorry!

I’ll be answering things piling in my dusty, ol’ inbox for the winter break, but don’t think twice about poppin’ a new one in there! Just know it’s first come first serve and it could take a hot second to get answered!

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Oh yeah. I definitely mess with Nightwing.

[don’t let these two hang out together. based off of this.]

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Ican’treallysayIrememberanythinglikethat! A-at all! Nope!!!

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[I. LOVE. MY. FOLLOWERS. /SLAMS FIST ON TABLE GIVE ME MORE GAY EGG]

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I printed one of those degree thingies from the internet! Man, you can do anything with the web!!

But, you can’t deny itwasprettyfunny!

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marisweibeifong replied to your post: And then she said something like, ...

OMG!! YOU DID MINE!! LET ME KISS YOU JELLY!!! XD <33333333 I LOVE THIS PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY YTTERP MUCH!!!!!!!!!!

[MARIS, ALL OF YOUR ASKS ARE GOLDEN AND I CANT WAIT TO GET TO THE OTHER ONES!!! AHHHHHH!! I EVOL UOY OOT!!! <333333]

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And then she said something like, “You can’t just be good at something I have to practice!!”

I dunno! I just pick up languages quick if I really want to! All speedsters do!

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Is keeping up with your friends supposed to be this hard?? :-S

[Jaime’s askblog]

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Don’t depend on relationships for your happiness! There are people out there who want you to stay cheery, I’m sure.

And that’s not to say don’t get involved in relationships, because they can be a great thing. Take as long as you need to heal, alright? I took my sweet time when I got my leg all banged up and read a bunch!

Just know that you’ve always got someone who has your back (me included!)

Keep rollin’ with the punches!! ;-D

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[bart “all-i-learned-in-life-i-learn-from-video-games” allen]

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Just one!!--errr...justonesecondimean! 

Lemme go and fix that up realllll quick hehe! Youdidn’tseeanything!!

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[small psa: i reserve the right to refuse service to anyon--]

[wELL, THE CUSTOMER’S ALWAYS RIGHT I ALWAYS SAY YEAH]

[this doesn’t affect the timeline in any way i’m just trash and want to ruin lives sorry]

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About myself sure! And when I woke up?? I found out wet dream can sometimes mean wet clothes when you wake up! :-/

Lagoon Boy and Tim aren’t the only pranksters around here, though! I’mtotallynotlettingthatoneslide!

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Although I don’t know why you’re asking about the two of us! Hulkling and Wiccan are the lovebirds who I think deserve the celebration if anything. 

But I will say I’m glad that all these possibilities are opened up for people! Crash. Sooo crash.