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Saltburn + shitposts (part 2)

part 1

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Felix got Ollie giggling kicking feet twirling his hair thinking that they will finally have a date and Felix asking him out then boom

"Truly, blissfully happy" makes me sad really...Oliver had high hopes...

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Bound by contract to promote my new fic (WIP - Posted on ao3 under user asoftkiss)

A Tale of Two Swords

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairing: Alice Longbottom x Narcissa Black

Features: Jily, Wolfstar, Dorlene, Emmary, Tedromeda, Quillkiller

Summary: A young sorceress in training must venture into the unknown to deliver news of a prophecy - only to come across a princess who changes everything. Alice learns the meaning of family. Narcissa learns the meaning of choice.

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My gals

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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

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Homework    🐍 💚 ❤️️

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beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

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the thing with edibles is if you only eat half the two halves are gonna know theyre separated. and theyre gonna to know that they arent meant to exist in that state of separation and they will yearn for reunification. so the edible half in your stomach will be calling out to the uneaten half, forcing you to eventually succumb and eat the other half so they may be reunited. many such cases

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