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i just lost my job so i'm going to do something i never do and remind y'all i have a patreon where for $2 you get fanfictions early, fanfic art, sneak peaks, and other fun stuff! i'm the author of percy might be a god at least odysseus thinks so and yeah! i could really use the money to feed my wife and cats! thank you so much!

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i told my wife to document what happened in poppy playtime for my fan fic and this is one of the notes she left me

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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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So ive had a headconon for a while now that katniss takes haymitch out foraging (while he grazes his geese) and hunting now that she cant go with gale, cause she still likes the company and haymitch walks quieter than peeta (when hes not drunk) he also knows a bit more about plants and such than peeta.

But now with the addition of sotr it makes even a bit more sense and is a whole lot sadder...

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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I have thousands of teeny teeny tiny sweet ants in my sink right now eating the food off of my dirty dishes. And it's making me very sad because now I can't wash the dishes without drowning So many of them but also I need to wash my dishes.... Disappointing

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

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Boom fanfiction.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65812402/chapters/169508584

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REBLOG POSTS❗❗ COMMENT ON FICS❗❗COMPLIMENT FANART ❗❗LEAVE LITTLE NOTES IN THE TAGS❗❗ BOOKMARK FICS YOU LIKE❗❗ TELL AUTHORS WHAT YOU LIKED ABOUT THEIR FICS❗❗COMMENT ON DECADE OLD FICS ❗❗ADD YOUR OWN ANALYSIS IN LONG POSTS❗❗ENGAGE❗❗ INTERACT❗❗ BUILD A COMMUNITY ❗❗

While people don't work for engagement, it certainly doesn't do any harm..

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I need help deciding on new names for my family of ocs,

i have 3 a dad, and his daughter and son,

i will go into each of them individually but i want them all to have earty, naturey, magicy, old vibes, the hunger games names got a similar feel to what i want, gale, haymitch, burdock, katniss, rue, etc. like the "no real people are typically called this" type names.

the dad is an archeologist who goes out in search of magic artifacts in order to keep them out of the hands of non magic people. hes got this guys sort of vibe

(mossy_socks on tiktok) so like that sort of viby names would be awesome

his son is a pretty powerful wizard so i want it to sound magically but still cute and nerdy? like connor or wyatt vibes

and for the girl, I want it to have like a tomboyish feel to it, like addie, jordan, katniss, even alanna,

pllleeeassse help, ive had these characters forever and theyve never had fitting names.

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Okay I have a dumb headcanon to share.

Stanley Pines doesn't swear.

Now i know what you're thinking. "E, 'stan pines swears a lot' is literally a tag on Ao3, E he swears in canon, what are you talking about?"

Listen. In canon, Stan says, "wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real!"

I want to propose this. That Stan has not and will not swear around other people, because he is still putting on a Persona

Mr Mystery doesn't swear. When you talk to the public in general in a job role it's considered unprofessional and rude, so Mr Mystery keeps it relatively PG with the occasional joke that'll go over kid's heads.

Mr Pines, the man who owns the Mystery Shack, doesn't swear. He's got kids working for him for Pete's sake, Soos and Wendy have never, ever heard Mr Pines say anything harsher than a "shoot" and MAYBE a "damn" if its a particularly bad day. Soos literally cannot imagine Mr Pines swearing at all, like physically can't, and Wendy has been trying to encourage Stan to say something, even "shit" for YEARS to no avail.

Grunkle Stan doesn't swear. He's watching a couple of kids for the summer, of course he doesn't. He's got no doubt that the kids KNOW swears, but he also knows that because HE doesn't swear, the kids don't either. Its like a game of tug of war over who's going to slip up first, and Stan's totally gonna win.

The only persona of Stan's that DOES swear is himself, Stanley Pines. But Stanley has been banished downstairs, in the basement, and only when he's completely and utterly alone. That is the only moment where Stan allows himself to swear.

And then Ford comes back and says "motherfucker" within twelve minutes in front of literally everyone.

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I'm writing a fanfic right now where there is a bunch of mortals from an area with no mist, and see demigod weapons and magic while there that are then brought to camp Jupiter where there is mist.

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rewatching Avatar is so weird because Sokka is literally the only thing keeping them alive and fed. He constantly is like,

'guys we're out of supplies/ we need to stop/ we're attracting too much attention with the flying bison we should walk' etc.

Like in the ´The Storm' when they're completely out of money and supplies the one to get a job in hopes of making money (he never actually gets paid, the world hates him) is Sokka.

In 'The Waterbending Scroll,' it's Sokka who's concerned about their lack of supplies when Aang sends them in a wave down the river, and is making sure they're careful with their spendibg when in town shopping.

He's also seen to catch fish and gather nuts (I know more often than not he fails to catch things on screen but it's implied he's the one that does most of the hunting and gathering)

It's like- Aang totally would have starved to death or gotten completely off track with often they're completely out of food and money