My name is Jasmin and I am a university student who is always 900% done with everything. This blog was supposed to be dedicated to art but who am i kidding BRING ON THE PERVERTED PICK UP LINES!!!
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Late night doodle
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What else could this possibly be?
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If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.
(via bambi-lady)
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I literally made a Bilbo BAGgins
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Let me tell you a thing:
I work at a market at my school that works as a convenient store/cafeteria because we cook food too. I was working register one night and a guy comes up and asks, "Can I have a chicken quesadilla?"
So I tell him, "I'm sorry ,sir, since it's night time we only have quesanoches"
He only slightly chuckled and that was the most disappointed I ever was because I waited all day for someone to order a quesadilla to say that specific joke I deserved better than that.
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face tutorial by phobs
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#Eren#Eren Jaeger#Eren Yaeger#attack on titan#snk#shingeki no kyojin#titan#transformation#valentines day#valentines card#valentine#pun#puns#pick up line#cute#love#romance#funny#lol#jwgv
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Am I the only one whose noticed that Single Awareness Day spells S.A.D.?
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Holy guacamole! 100 followers! Thank you everyone :’) you must really want more innuendos XD
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#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#jean#jean kirschstein#jean kirtstein#snk#valentine#valentines day#valentines card#pun#puns#funny#lol#romance#love#cute#horse#pick up line#idk if this had been done yet#jwgv
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college fees? text books?? the bible said adam and eve not adam and overpriced education
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