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This is the most true form of love I stg

Creepy men: Ooooo you're married to a girl? What do you and your wife do together, huh? Huh?

Me: Well, my wife just listened for 20 minutes while I told her all about how ao3 and tumblr are now dating, and responded with appropriate 'ah's and 'oh, cool's when I showed her my favorite fanart of the ship. So yeah, I'd say I'm pretty fulfilled, if that's what you're asking?

Creepy men: I-

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BAND!MARAUDERS

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An actual conversation I had at work today but as marauders (you decided who is who)

Person one: “I don’t know how men become gay. Penises are ugly looking”

Person two: “I don’t know. But they can do anal.”

Person three: “Girls can peg men.”

Person two: “I know.”

Person three: “You look like the type of guy who likes being pegged”

Person two: “I plead the fifth.”

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it’s just him calling his dad a “bitch” and his mom a “bastard”

Sirius Black, who misgenders his parents every time they misgender his brother ❤️

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Happy 4th of July my Fellow Americans!❤️🤍💙

Hope you have a fun and safe day🫶🏻 PICK UP YOUR FIREWORKS AFTER

Peace and Love

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Sirius: Hey prongs, have you seen Reggie?

*Regulus’ head then emerging from the head of James’ hoodie, the one James was actively wearing

Sirius: Reggie what the actual fuck

Regulus: What I’m cold

James: Yeah Sirius, he’s cold

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I feel like Sabrina in Juno rn

“I’m so fucking horney” HITS on your period

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Anyways

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James, nervous: But do you even like me?

Regulus, literally balls-deep: 🤦‍♂️ ....what?

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I've seen a lot of ff writers apologize for their fic being "self-indulgent" which baffles me cause like is that not the entire concept of fanfiction?????

SAY IT WITH ME FOLKS, "FANFICTION IS SUPPOSED TO BE SELF-INDULGENT"

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Thank you @butt3rnugg3t for tagging meeeeee

Ur turn: @moonfrost41

tag game!

take the last 5 songs you've listened to and make a poll where people vote which song is most your vibe

Thank you @crescenthistory for tagging me! I've never done a poll post before!

Anytime I miss the feel of home, summers eating watermelon and bonfires and backroads, I listen to 90's country music on Pandora. And It's been pumping out some fucking bangers recently

npt: @ellecdc @aza-writes @animeslayer2275 @moons-and-mobility-aids and anyone else who wants to join!

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Thank you @moons-and-mobility-aids for tagging me😚😚😚

coffee or tea ll early bird or night owl || sandalwood or lemongrass || spring or fall || silver or gold || pop or alternative Il freckles or dimples Il snakes or spiders |I mountains or fields Il thunder or lightning || norse mythology or greek mythology Il green or red || flute or guitar || ruby or diamond || butterflies or honeybees || cake or cookies || typewritten or handwritten Il secret garden or secret library |I rooftop or balcony || spicy or mild Il concert or theater || london or paris || van gogh or monet || petrichor or sea salt || denim or leather || chatter or music || forest or desert || dragons or unicorns Il masquerade ball or yuletide party || violence or heartbreak || hugs or kisses I bergamot or lilac

Ur next: @moonfrost41 @butt3rnugg3t

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I think it’s really messed up I’m not pregnant with Matt Murdock baby rn

The world is cruel and unfair

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"you good, baby?" as he thrusts into me in a swift movement.

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Close your eyes and imagine giving James Potter head and him crying cause it feels so good and all he can say is “thank you”

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just got home from work and i need a subby boy to eat it from the back. 😔

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Hi! First I wanted to say thank you to my 200 FOLLOWERS!!!!

I just realized I hit 200 and I cannot say thank you enough.

I will be doing a little celebration at 250 for my “quarter quell”😚