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Y'all that make skeleton Pasta

(Say in Italian mob boss voice)

Where do I buy dis and who do I gotta have kill for da skull pasta

(says in Italian mobster voice)

Aae Boss I got u dos skulls for proof

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Damn that's Perdy cool tho

this is so fucking funny

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Thirty-six

Not Linked Universe

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Yup cuddling in general is the best it doesn't gotta be s3xual

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

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I uh yeah pretty much it I ain't got nothing else to add

zelda is cool bc she was born and it was like 'what if u wanted to be a scientist but god said focus on being a virgin' and then bc she was torn and failed to do either thing sufficiently her entire kingdom went apocalypse mode for 100 years. she achieved divinity in part bc she caught feelings for a blonde man several inches shorter than her. she then spent 100 years as an omniscient quasi godlike entity displaying power shown nowhere else in the game series, which has spanned nearly 40 years of real life time and 29 titles. then she goes back to eating frogs in a basement.

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The Skelemug Appears to wish all a wonderful Day or night wether it's work, play or just going about your day

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Anyone else feel like ya think better in the bathroom that. Anywhere else in your apartment/ home idk what it is but I like it

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Heheheje I now have the perfect reaction image

I HAD TO DO IT.

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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse<3

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Ugh the Train went by and I was like wow wait to ruin my thoughts man

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Y'all ever just realize how cool stuff is like idk life or just things in life or idk

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So y'all ever related to something or someone through music I think that's pretty neat

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Y'all ever just listen to music at 3 am like it ain't gotta be a specific type or nothing for me it's video game music

Curious to hear what yalls is if ya want

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So your telling me Easter egg hunting is just an rpg ffridkdne a friggin fetch quest at least with spoons and forks like it be fun cuz of the color or patterns and you can dishwash em wow

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# Dang Obama Got That Dog In him

The spittake I just did-

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Tomorrow at 3 PM EST, we slap Ganon in the face.

And then do it all over again, but how Nintendo probably wanted me to play it.

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You're the one person I refuse to lose to! You're the one person I refuse to lose.

🧤 Ta-da! Here's the comic I did for @rivalszine