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yeahhhhh

i post about #i’m fine i swear way too much

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we haven’t had drama like this since 44 bc

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last one I promise

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Nico: *halfway into Tartarus* I should’ve put my crocs in sports mode

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I keep wondering

how sad do I have to be

for someone to stop insisting

everything is going to be fine?

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guess which fandom my friend is talking about

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“You’re scared of the opponent” SO close, Coach. I’m actually scared of you.

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how I look as my coach yells at me in front of the whole team at half time even though I’m literally doing perfectly fine and the only reason I let up a goal is because it was three versus one, me being the one, but I’m not allowed to say anything because explaining what happened is “making excuses” which results in me running at practice:

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my soccer coach: you’re out of shape

me, who in the past two days has had three soccer practices and two basketball practices, and had to stay after to run because I missed a basketball tournament for soccer practice, and is not in fact out of shape is actually just sore and stiff and hasn’t had enough to eat because he said not to eat much before the game:

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my father just referred to an actor as “whitey” and I googled him and now I’m losing my shit

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me deleting twenty pages of my book because romance takes time but bromance is instantaneous:

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When a friend asks you how you can manage with only 4 hours of sleep every day, You:

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oh my god are they serious

like I know it’ll be okay in the end but who the FUCK makes the ACTIVE CHOICE to enter Tartarus and does NOT have an escape plan from the get go like they are insane holy fuck

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someday I’m gonna find someone to sing the songs I write and I’m gonna be ✨UNSTOPPABLE✨

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The Tortured Poets Department, 2024

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ok I’m not a lesbian but holy damn