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Where are my short Janus truthers

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also have this one, Remus’ investigation comic part 4!

In the next part: there's even more understanding

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Janus and Remus are just Yzma and Kronk me thinks

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Remus: Oh, what's this? A comedically large lollipop-

Janus: A comically large lollipop you use to chop people's heads off?

Remus, in a high-pitched voice: It's mistew Guillotine, owo-

Janus, laughing and mortified: Dear Lord-

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Janus: Cream cheese is basically moldy milk, and cottage cheese is basically moldy cream cheese, so cottage cheese is expired milk.

Logan: Well, I'm not sure, butthe cheese goes through some sort of process. I'll look it up.

Janus: No, I'm- I'm fine—

Logan: Siri, how do you make cottage cheese?

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Concept:

The first time c!Thomas lied, it was Morality’s doing. It was his third birthday, and Aunt Patty had given him a gift he didn’t like, but on Morality’s suggestion he thanked her and pretended to like it.

To be fair, Morality was simply repeating what the adults had said was the right thing to do. That was Morality’s main role in those days.

Logic had been confused by the falsehood, of course, but Morality had explained that while honesty is important, the most important thing is to be kind, so it’s alright to lie if it protects someone from feeling bad.

It was less than a week later that Deceit showed up, saying c!Thomas’s parents didn’t need to know he drew on the wall, that they’d just be mad, and didn’t Morality say it’s alright to lie if it protects someone from feeling bad?

Morality pointed out that his parents would find out eventually that the wall had been drawn on, so telling them wouldn’t make it worse.

Deceit countered that Thomas would be punished, that the lie would be to protect Thomas.

Morality said that was different, that that wasn’t okay.

Deceit asked if the adults were more important than Thomas.

Morality didn’t know what to say to that.

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Where are my short Janus truthers

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So about that one thing

Yeah I got excited about it

Psst. @nuklear-sauce. Fellow starkid fander. hi :)

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Patton, to Virgil: I'M NOT JUDGING YOU! YOU SMALL WEIRD BEAN! I WOULD NEVER JUDGE YOU!

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Roman: I just did that.

Janus: Yes, you just did that. Like, wow, Roman, you are so good at noticing things.

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Roman: [falls off a chair]

Janus:

Janus: Oh, you fell.

Roman: [angry princey sounds]

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Longnus… 🐍 ✨

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Virgil: I'm a dumb emo bitch, so I thought he meant it.

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Where are my short Janus truthers

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Where are my short Janus truthers

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Where are my short Janus truthers

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Remus definitely does the stretchy arm thing all the time just to mess with Logan