#incorrect sasi quotes

[beansforwhat]

Remus: Oh, what's this? A comedically large lollipop-

Janus: A comically large lollipop you use to chop people's heads off?

Remus, in a high-pitched voice: It's mistew Guillotine, owo-

Janus, laughing and mortified: Dear Lord-

[st7arlight]

1/4

[blackoutbugza]

sanders sides incorrect quote

remus: i bet you 50 bucks you can’t disturb me!

logan: 2014 was 10 years ago.

remus: (smile fades)

logan:

remus:

logan: (sliding his hand into remus’s pocket and taking out 50 dollars) i’ll just… i’ll just take this.

[loganslowdown4]

cw/snake

these spot the difference games are getting harder

i keep thinking about how dumb they are. Like this is actually them. No, sorry, this is literally what they think they are when they hiss. They’re so stupid.

I love them.

[annaizscribbling]

I am sick. Take this

[let-roman-bite-someone]

🐸 patt-on-the-back Follow

you're so cute, janus :)

⚕️hiss-teria Follow

sounds like a whole lot of projection to me but go off

🐸 patt-on-the-back Follow

wha-

🐸 patt-on-the-back Follow

OHHHH

[blazethecheeto]

Things Sanders Sides Absolutely Have Said Pt. 3

Remus: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog"!

Virgil: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

-

Roman: What starts with F and ends with Uck?

Logan: No it doesn't.

Patton: Firetruck!

Virgil: FUCK!

-

Roman: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?

Patton: Uhh, cut each chair in half to make six!

Remus: Make them FIGHT for their seats!

Logan: ...Get two more chairs.

Virgil: I would never be near children.

Janus: Get rid of two kids.

-

Janus: What is wrong with you?

Virgil: Many, many things...

Virgil: And most of them are your fucking fault.

-

Patton: THAT'S THE LONGEST WORM I'VE EVER SEEN!

Logan: Patton, that's a snake.

-

Virgil: If I fall…

Roman: I’ll be there to catch you.

Patton: *looks at Janus* What if I fall?

Janus: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Remus: *watches these interactions*

Remus, to Logan: And if I fall?

Logan: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

-

Janus, in SvS: You are a solid 11/10.

Roman: Aw, thank-

Janus, under his breath: Which is 1.1 because you look like shit.

-

*WTIT*

Logan: You have Crayons?

Thomas: Yes, I have—

Logan: You're— how old are you?

Thomas: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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[princy2018]

remus: i was going to have a fun night out tonight but my EVIL BITCH WIFE hates me and doesnt let me do anything

janus: first of all, you asked me for permission. second of all, you said you were going to kill someone...?

remus: YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING FUN!!!

[imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer]

Virgil: My bank just called me because I paid for therapy and it was marked as an 'unusual purchase'.

Logan: I think that says something about you.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

virgil: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

roman: aww

-

janus: did it hurt when you crawled up from hell?

remus: yes, i scraped my knee.

[beansforwhat]

Roman: [falls off a chair]

Janus:

Janus: Oh, you fell.

Roman: [angry princey sounds]

[st7arlight]

all together this time :D

[blackoutbugza]

a pretty long incorrect quote today

logan, frustrated: all of the sides are so different! how on earth am i supposed to keep track of every single one of them?!

janus: it’s easy, use their differences to your advantage. for example: humor. hey, patton.

patton: yeah?

janus: why was six afraid of seven?

patton: why?

janus: because seven eight nine

patton: (laughs)

janus: hey remus.

remus: what?

janus: why was six afraid of seven?

remus: why?

janus: because seven was a registered six offender

remus: (laughs)

(logan taking notes in the background)

[loganslowdown4]

My quote rated getting a blooper in the bloop reel I’m crying I’m honoured by this HFHSHA bless Roman for messing up my dumb lines lol

[annaizscribbling]

Logan, but instead of an angsty Orange Side anger arc, just starts treating everyone like coworkers he hates.

For example. Logan messaging the other sides + Thomas:

Greetings,

I have come to the conclusion that all of you, collectively, are quite stupid. And in an effort to avoid becoming infected, I will be quarantining myself for my own well-being. Leave an email so that I may blissfully ignore it.

Regretfully yours,

Logan Logic Sanders

[lily-janus]

Janus, opening the door to his apartment: hello, Someone-Who-Doesn't-Live-Here.

Remus, sitting on the couch, grinning: hello!

Janus, sighing: I gave you the keyes for emergancies

Remus, shaking the bowl he's been eating from: I was out of Doritos