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honestly it'd be weirder if it didn't sound good

Guys follow my music tik tok I will also probably get bored of it and start posting random shit

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i love yoshi not only is he cute but hes also trans AND commits tax fraud

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a lot

“Remember, if you die in the simulation-” “Yeah, yeah, we know, you die in real life.” “What? No! You need to reset the simulation with this terminal! What is WRONG with you humans?!”

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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Johnny slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Johnny what’s wrong.

“Well,” replies Johnny, “you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?”

“Yes,” replies Jeff with a laugh.

“Well,” says Johnny, straightening up, “I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”

“That’s great!” says Jeff, “When are you going out?”

“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Johnny, “but I was worried I’d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my p-nis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn’t show.”

“Sensible” says Jeff.

“So I get to her door,” says Johnny, “and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.”

“And what happened then?”

(Johnny slumps back over the bar again.)

“I kicked her in the face.”

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mirabelle has such wet cat energy like i could say literally anything and shed be on the verge of crying

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in continuation from my last post i have a headcannon that siffrin from ISAT doesn't know which hand is their dominant hand. because the years where they would figure that out are just wiped away so his brain probably has no idea which hand is the better one. which means on good days siffrin is ambidextrous and on bad days he just cant grab things and has to stare at them longingly

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in stars and time is so good and gay i love the characters

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eclipse was cool. almost made living in texas worth it for like ten minutes

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i think steamboat willy becoming public domain is a legitimately nice metaphor. he sailed out of the oppressive control of disney into the vast and open sea where he can be free

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i wanna spin around and collect gummies and talk to pretty tall women

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i can celebrate easter whenever i want eat shit and die

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hat in time: the game about horrible people

so i just beat hat in time and wanted to say how much i adore how they wrote the game. every character is incredibly likable and could easily be anyone favorite, but there isnt a good person in nearly the whole game. most of the characters are terrible people to just about anyone. the mafia attack the common populace, dj grooves and the conductor constantly put yours and other birds lives at risk, snatcher steals your soul and loves to kill people, the alpine yetis smack you out of the way whenever you come across them, and moustache girl is a dictator who wants control over everyone. but heres the thing, even with all these people being horrible things are fairly decent. theres not like constant war going on everyone just kinda stays in their areas doing their own thing. all these separate groups kind of balance each other out. things really only get screwed up when moustache girl takes control and tries killing everyone. even when your going around and doing your thing its not like you try fixing things you just want your stuff back. you help sometimes but for the most part you just mind your own business. like they say at the end of the game this world doesnt need a hero they can just go on doing their own thing as long as one doesnt get to out of hand, and honestly i love that. sometimes games where everyone is a super good person with no flaws can be boring. its nice having people who are objectively not good but you can still like and relate to.

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i am NOT a fan of this angle

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is this how being trans works?

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something i dont see mentioned a lot is how fucked the stuff luffy goes through pre timeskip. hes not even a legal adult yet. imagine not even being old enough to drive and you go through the summit war.

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I have decided to reject the traditional smartphone.

And embrace the flippy boy.

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i hate my stupid pirate show with its stupid sad moments making me feel my stupid feelings