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Oh I fully forgot I was doing this one I'm sorry yall, I'll try and prep the next round tomorrow

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No Witty Connections

Square-Cube Law: In marvel canon pym particles just straight up ignore this. like not even metatextually this is literally canonically stated

Minecraft: remember shadow of israphel?

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Cubes With Indents

Lament Configuration: I keep wanting to put down Hellboy instead of Hellraiser im so sorry

Alamo: This thing wasn't supposed to rotate but the guy just never locked it in place. it only got finished last year when it was installed in 1967

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Oh This Shoulda Been Finals

Weighted Companion Cube: Technically Yuri!!

Perfectly Generic Object: so many grey people with candy corn in their hair followed me im so scared

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Tabletop Cubes

Gelatinous Cube: These used to be Bundt Cake shaped, but players just kept making hole jokes, so now they're cubes, the least fuckable jelly shape

Dice: If you're on a train these can be used to cast spell!! If you're not on a train, they're simply a tasty treat

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POLLS ARE LIVE WOOHOOOO!!

CUBE BRACKET ROUND 2

sorry for the delay in this, i had a schedule shift and graduated college, but now its back!!

Reminder that Propaganda is allowed in this bracket!! If you really want a cube to advance reblog with reasons for all to see!!

POLLS

Tabletop Cubes: Gelatinous Cube v Dice

Oh This Should Have Been Finals: Weighted Companion Cube v Perfectly Generic Object

Cubes With Indents: Lament Configuration v Alastor Place Cube (Alamo)

No Witty Connection: Square-Cube Law v Minecraft

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No Witty Connections

Square-Cube Law: In marvel canon pym particles just straight up ignore this. like not even metatextually this is literally canonically stated

Minecraft: remember shadow of israphel?

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Cubes With Indents

Lament Configuration: I keep wanting to put down Hellboy instead of Hellraiser im so sorry

Alamo: This thing wasn't supposed to rotate but the guy just never locked it in place. it only got finished last year when it was installed in 1967

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Oh This Shoulda Been Finals

Weighted Companion Cube: Technically Yuri!!

Perfectly Generic Object: so many grey people with candy corn in their hair followed me im so scared

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Tabletop Cubes

Gelatinous Cube: These used to be Bundt Cake shaped, but players just kept making hole jokes, so now they're cubes, the least fuckable jelly shape

Dice: If you're on a train these can be used to cast spell!! If you're not on a train, they're simply a tasty treat

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CUBE BRACKET ROUND 2

sorry for the delay in this, i had a schedule shift and graduated college, but now its back!!

Reminder that Propaganda is allowed in this bracket!! If you really want a cube to advance reblog with reasons for all to see!!

POLLS

Tabletop Cubes: Gelatinous Cube v Dice

Oh This Should Have Been Finals: Weighted Companion Cube v Perfectly Generic Object

Cubes With Indents: Lament Configuration v Alastor Place Cube (Alamo)

No Witty Connection: Square-Cube Law v Minecraft

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ROUND 1 RESULTS

this bracket got a shit ton more attention than expected, so thanks to everyone who voted!! especially that one group wth all the candy corn on their head!! anyways:

Enemy Cubes: Gelatinous Cube wins with 59.9%

Toys: Dice wins with 68%

Cubes That Speak: Weighted Companion Cube wins with 86.8%

Internet Cubes: Perfectly Generic Object wins with 94.1% (and in the poll with the most votes across all the polls, with 797 voters total)

Evil Cubes: Lament Configuration wins with 57.9%

High v Low Art: Astor Place Cube wins with 71.9% (proof that even low art can be a winner)

Thought-Based Cube: Square-Cube Law wins with 51.1%

True Gamers: Minecraft wins with 72.6%

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Polls are live!!

BEST CUBE BRACKET ROUND 1

Someone jokingly suggested a poll so i have to do it now!! Best cube bracket, 16 entrants, single elimination, all that good stuff

Round 1 Polls

Enemies: Blok vs Gelatinous Cube

Toys: Rubik's Cube vs Dice

Cubes That Speak: Weighted Companion Cube vs The Black Cube

Internet: Cube, Defender of the Polyverse vs Perfectly Generic Object

Evil Cubes: Borg Cube vs Lament Configuration

High Art vs Low Art: Cosmic Cube vs Astor Place Cube (Alamo)

Thought-Based: Time Cube vs Square-Cube Law

True Gamers: Minecraft vs Gold Lego Brick

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Cubes for True Gamers

Minecraft: kids love playing with brown bricks in minecrap

Gold Lego Brick: always loved the purple shading on these, it makes em look tasty

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Thought-Based Cubes

Time Cube: Demonstrably Untrue Conspiracy theory by some guy with a web connection

Square-Cube Law: Demonstrably true fact of physics. Squirrel Girl once used it to make a guy break his own leg

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High vs Low Art

Cosmic Cube: the most powerful cube in the Highest of all Art

Astor Place Cube: Low Art, still a cube

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Cubes That Mean You've Been on the Net Too Long

Cube, Defender of the Polyverse: Cube that You Collect stuff as

Perfectly Generic Object: Cubes that You Collect

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