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No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

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The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy."

You start a game of Little Guy by saying, "I'm gonna hand you a little guy." The little guy is some kind of baby animal you are imagining. "Oh," she might say in response, "Okay," and hold out her hands for it. I will then mime handing her the animal. This provides some clues as to the little guy's size, weight, and general ungainliness.

She then gets to ask questions about what kind of little guy this is, BUT NO QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS ACTUAL APPEARANCE OR SPECIES ARE ALLOWED. Qualitative questions, or questions about his behavior, are the only ones permitted. She can ask "Is he soft?" or "Does he seem nervous about being held?" or "If I put him in the bathtub, does he seem okay with that?" or "Would he like a lil grape?" or "Is he the sort of little fellow who would wear a vest in a children's book?" but not "Does he have fur," "Is he a reptile," "Is he from Asia," etc. Some questions are in a grey area so you have to follow your heart, but the point is not to identify the animal as fast as possible: the point is to guess the animal purely based on vibes + how he would act if he were in your living room right now.

And I'm not limited to yes or no answers! If she asks, "Would it feel appropriate to see this little guy in a propeller hat?" I can reply, "Oh no, he has a gravity to him. A bowler hat would be a more appropriate hat." Or if she asks, "Does this little guy have protagonist energy?" I can say something like, "he probably wouldn't be the main character in a children's cartoon. He'd probably be the main character's ditzy best friend who's always eating sandwiches, or something."

We're big Twenty Questions to kill time in a waiting room people, but Little Guy is more about the journey than the destination. It's got a different kind of sauce that's nice if "killing time" and "lowering anxiety" need to happen hand in hand.

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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WHAT IN THE INEFFABLE

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I think that Good Omens, Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss share more comparisons than originally thought. I’ll get the basic info out of the way. The colour palette of the three are obviously similar because they both take inspiration from the famous Christian and Dante Inferno versions of Hell. “3 rings down” from Helluva Boss. And general world building. “two sides of the same coin” Yin Yang idea that Heaven and Hell share in all 3 shows. In the fact that they are all awful and I hope death is just hanging out in a pit alone. Like where Laura Moon was supposed to go in American Gods after her death. The relationships between Stolas and Bliz represent the worse version of Azi and Crowley. The miscommunication, lack of respect and boundaries, divided by class. Fizz and Ozzie are like Bebzebub and Gabriel/Jim, the better version of both couples. The way they could be if they were honest, not to mention adorable. But because Stolas is a heartbroken idiot and Blitz doesn’t think he deserves love. And Azi and Crowley are just idiots pointe blank and shove their feelings down a hole and ignore it. The shared love of ducks between Lucifer and Crowley is very interesting to me, which represent how they both feel like ugly ducklings compared to their peers for not fitting in. Crowley never belonged anywhere, the world doesn’t like dreamers. Lucifer has apples in his design, his hat and cane, a reminder that his dreams failed. The reason why he didn’t believe in the Hazbin Hotel to begin with. He never got to see the good free will did to humanity and carries it around to remind himself of his failure. Crowley IS free will personified in the Good Omens universe. He WAS the snake that tempted Adam and Eve. And continues to use that to joke with Aziraphale. “Could l tempt you to a spot of lunch?” He was the first being who thought for himself and was punished, he was gifted imagination like Charlie, and is berated for wanting better. Emily is a more assertive Aziraphale, when she hears what happens to souls in Hell, she jumps to Charlie’s side without hesitation. Something Azi wishes he could do, to not have his religious trauma run so deep, and to heal Crowley heal from his. Angel Dust is a much more desperate version of Crowley if he was still under Heaven, used and abused, threatened with power imbalance. Husker is his Aziraphale. Helping him out of the hole he dug himself into.

In conclusion, Everyone needs a hug, let me know if you think there are any comparisons I missed!

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Alright so, remember in season 2 of Good Omens when Aziraphale changes the Bentley to yellow and Crowley being really against it? Normally, Crowley lets Aziraphale get away with everything and he really only puts his foot down about heaven. Here comes my stupid fan theory: the Bentley is sentient and is an extension of Crowley right? So what if, the angel changing the outward appearance of the Bentley is almost like becoming “angel Crowley” (because azi says to come back and be angels) and in his subconscious, the thin dark duke picks up on this (completely unrelated and innocent expression of love, since it’s the colour of his eyes) and sees it as him needing to shed his former angel identity. (Yellow) into the black “demon” colour. The Bentley could be seen as a symbol of his religious trauma from this angle. It’s just my really silly HC tho. It doesn’t make much sense but I like it.

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

I imagine Aziraphale and Crowley as giant Taylor stans, neither of them know it. Due to their terrible communication skills. (See, s2 ep6) Crowley was never really into Taylor until 2017. Don’t get me wrong, he loved Love Story and Enchanted, but with All Too Well, he felt called out and vowed to never listen to another Taylor Swift song again. This all changed in 2017 with Reputation. He started jamming out to I Did Something Bad and sobbing his eyes out to Delicate and Call It What You Want. Folklore has his favourite Taylor song witch was illicit affairs.

Aziraphale on the other hand, was a Swiftie from the very beginning. He was never into “bebop” but he was hooked with Teardrops on my Guitar and it spread from there. His favourite songs are Love Story and I Knew You Were Trouble. His favourite album is Evermore.

Aziraphale was dancing around the question of asking Crowley to miracle them tickets to the Eras Tour. He wanted to go with Crowley of course. But didn’t know how to ask. Does a demon even like Taylor Swift? The angel asked and Crowley was flustered. Did the angel know all along? “Ngk” he replied. I see, said Aziraphale, he went to his study to read.

Crowley, still flustered by the Taylor Swift question. Went to the Bentley and it immediately started playing Shake It Off so loud that the angel heard over his records Maggie gave him. He ran out into the street and yelled “Crowley dear, how come you never said anything!” And gave him a big hug. Crowley replied with “ngk” happily and miracles two tickets into his hand and they both danced the night away to Long Live.

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I imagine Aziraphale and Crowley as giant Taylor stans, neither of them know it. Due to their terrible communication skills. (See, s2 ep6) Crowley was never really into Taylor until 2017. Don’t get me wrong, he loved Love Story and Enchanted, but with All Too Well, he felt called out and vowed to never listen to another Taylor Swift song again. This all changed in 2017 with Reputation. He started jamming out to I Did Something Bad and sobbing his eyes out to Delicate and Call It What You Want. Folklore has his favourite Taylor song witch was illicit affairs.

Aziraphale on the other hand, was a Swiftie from the very beginning. He was never into “bebop” but he was hooked with Teardrops on my Guitar and it spread from there. His favourite songs are Love Story and I Knew You Were Trouble. His favourite album is Evermore.

Aziraphale was dancing around the question of asking Crowley to miracle them tickets to the Eras Tour. He wanted to go with Crowley of course. But didn’t know how to ask. Does a demon even like Taylor Swift? The angel asked and Crowley was flustered. Did the angel know all along? “Ngk” he replied. I see, said Aziraphale, he went to his study to read.

Crowley, still flustered by the Taylor Swift question. Went to the Bentley and it immediately started playing Shake It Off so loud that the angel heard over his records Maggie gave him. He ran out into the street and yelled “Crowley dear, how come you never said anything!” And gave him a big hug. Crowley replied with “ngk” happily and miracles two tickets into his hand and they both danced the night away to Long Live.

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Rumour has it, if you lock your bedroom door, and say “Michael Sheen” in your mirror 3 times. And say your head canon once. He will pop out of your closet and yell in your face “IT’S CANON!”

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I got into a fight with my mom about it, so here’s Good Omens characters as Romeo and Juliet characters because I just finished reading the play.

Crowley-Romeo

Aziraphale-Juliet

Mercutio-The Bentley

Benvolio-Crowley’s terrified plants

Tybalt-Gabriel

The Nurse-The Bookshop

Lady Capulet- archangel Michael 

Capulet-Uriel

The Poison-the Metratorn

The apothecary- God

Lady Montague-Ligur laVida Loca

Montague- Haster La Vista

Paris-Furfur

Friar John-Job

Friar Lawrence-the nazi zombies

Peter-Muriel  

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I just realized on my 3rd rewatch of Good Omens in episode two when “Jim” is trying to kill a fly with the books. The fly he was trying to get was the container filled with his memories beelzebub gave him!!!