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if you wear this you smell like piss and sleep in your day clothes

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i have this stupid idea for a drawing of an angel ripping its own wings of and placing it on the human they love 

but i cant draw so..

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Time to kink shame

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A silent man is a man using all his energy not to turn into poop

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Oh to be a velvet worm with glue guns

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Im so happy that it's canon that Toby Maguires spiderman has a web-ussy

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Just finished the house in the cerulean sea

So good loved it

And yes I do wish I was there

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I have only read to chapter seven in "the house in the cerulean sea" but if anything happens to the children I will end my self

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Im so touch deprived that I'm excited to get my blod taken tomorrow because the nurse will have to touch my arm

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I love having a leg tattoo because I forgot I have it and then when I go to the toilet I'm like omg what a surprise

It's just a gift that keeps on giving

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Hey Google what do I do after reading "The song of Achilles" please help

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I don't like big muscle men because of the muscle but because of the big mommy milkers

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Twenty one pilots: Scaled and icy

More like

Twenty one pilots: On thin fucking ice

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God: so I'm gonna make you a man

Me: okay like that

God: and you are trans

Me: okay

God: and as a good joke I'm gonna give you big mommi milkers

Me: why

God: fun joke

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Life really just is making a Playlist to express all of your emotions and hope everyone else gets it

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Does Hannibal have a skin care routine I mean he most have one and ehh I would like to see it