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So I love me some Black Ops 6. Finding a post that isn’t someone thirsting over an operator (mostly Ghost) is difficult and I don’t know if I should admit to also liking morally gray men in masks or if I should be mildly concerned.

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The bags under my eyes do not define me… mostly.

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Penny for your thoughts? Also this is Penny. The kitten who is both a menace and the thing that saved me from my grief.

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RIP to this handsome, dapper, old man. 6/2007-12/2024 💔

Cats have three states. Solid, liquid, screaming.

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Happy incoming holidays to all you pet owners.

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“Thank Heaven! the crisis

The danger is past… And the fever called ‘Living’

Is conquered at last

The spirits of the dead, who stood

In life before thee, are again

In death around thee

The boundaries which divide

Life from Death

Are at best shadowy and vague

We stand upon the brink of a precipice.

We peer into the abyss

We grow sick and dizzy.

Our first impulse is to shrink from danger.

Unaccountably, we remain.”

- Edgar Allan Poe

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Honestly I hope it’s 99% effective.

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Thanks sperm donor for wrecking my self esteem, my trust in relationships, and giving me an alarming amount of abandonment issues.

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Well… am I wrong?

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

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If this isn’t under petty in the dictionary I don’t know what is. Stay petty peeps.

“this is my HBO max profile.

i have shared my password with dozens of people and told them to use any profile except Chet.

if they click on Chet, they will be taken to locked Kid’s Profile set to TV-G which they can not exit without obtaining a PIN number from me, which I entered without looking and have no way of ever remembering.

i do this to feel.”

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Don’t judge me for my ability to relax to the point of sleep to true crime.

got called into the living room because "they're talking about something you'll like on tv" and it was a documentary about arsenic poisoning

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We will get women’s rights back but then I may lose my mind. I don’t people well. Mulligan.

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When the price is too high.

love to purchase items but at what cost

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Christ on a cracker glad I’m not a cephalopod. I’d be royally fucked on any holiday.

remembering that octopus brains are donut shaped cause their esophagus goes thru the middle of their head and sometimes they die from brain damage from meal too big, and saying a long prayer before bed every night that if something like that happens to me i will be able to handle it gracefully

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What would Princess Caroline do? Seriously though. While troubled in her own unique way she navigates through some seriously fucked up shit and in the end gets her happy ending. It may be a trope but she deserves it.

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When every crate you drop in on has a shotgun or sniper rifle.

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Having to separate the art from the artist because the art made your childhood tolerable.