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ALT 18+ WRITING ACCOUNT

so i want to start posting fics with at least more explicit dialogue, but this account already has over 1k followers and the first posts were written when i was a minor, so it'd be unrealistic and unfair to suddenly brand it as an adult space that minors arent allowed to follow. so this will stand as my main but i'll be posting my explicit fics and talking about characters more at @circle-of-mushrooms ! DO NOT FOLLOW/INTERACT IF YOU ARE A MINOR, its not a space intended for you thanks

i'll also keep it real and say all hazbin/helluva content will be posted there too given the nature of the shows

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LOLLL so i saw this while i was on the bus with my bf and started laughing out loud, and it absolutely did help motivate me to start this. im not sure if this will come out in good quality but proof of what im cooking

i keep thinking about college au adam x reader x lucifer you have had a huge crush on adam for ages but think he's way out of your league. he's in a band, he's popular, rich, the whole works. and you're his friend but that's all you'll ever be and you might think lucifer is another student but no. he's still the devil, specifically one you summoned to help you be cooler. he'll get you what you need to be perfect for adam - better clothes, better social skills, ect but the catch is adam was always into you and while lucifer spends weeks/months helping you, he's falling in love with you too

or smth like that, im considering writing it but i'd want it to be multi-chapter

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i keep thinking about college au adam x reader x lucifer you have had a huge crush on adam for ages but think he's way out of your league. he's in a band, he's popular, rich, the whole works. and you're his friend but that's all you'll ever be and you might think lucifer is another student but no. he's still the devil, specifically one you summoned to help you be cooler. he'll get you what you need to be perfect for adam - better clothes, better social skills, ect but the catch is adam was always into you and while lucifer spends weeks/months helping you, he's falling in love with you too

or smth like that, im considering writing it but i'd want it to be multi-chapter

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IM SO LATE BUT YALL LOOK AT MY FRIEND'S ART OF MY HAZBIN OC !!!!! my lovely angel girl <33 i could literally stare at this for hours

Birdwonder's Marie!

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i wanna write a poly hellaverse x-reader fic

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I’ve read so many x-reader fics that are all in 2nd person but in the middle, it’ll turn first person for 2-3 lines ?? Something like, “You start running. My legs hurt so much. I need to escape.”

It completely throws me out of the mini immersive experience because how do you just completely change perspective and not realise even after proof reading LOL

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Do you think any of the creepypastas would be okay with a s/o that has a few dogs and cats? Have a good day!!

CATS AND DOGS .

A/N: GOOD question... also sorry this is late !! i was on holiday <3

EYELESS JACK would rather you didn't have pets, his heightened senses mean that he can smell and hear them a lot better and it just isn't pleasant. Besides, what can a cat or dog do that he can't ? He's got good senses, can protect you, keep you company, got sharp teeth and hell if you just want something to put a collar on- ... But if you already have these pets, he'll only mutter complaints now and then but is happy if you are. Probably did want a dog once-upon-a-time so he could kinda get into it eventually, as long as they aren't scared of him.

MASKY definitely is a dog guy and I'm thinking Will Graham-core where it's a man who wears plaid in the woods, with loads of pet dogs. Yeah, he'd be fine with it just as long as they all behave. As for the cats, they're not his thing but if they leave him alone then he'll leave them alone. Definitely thinks it's cute how you dote on them, your loving nature towards them being something that makes him drawn even closer to you.

HOODIE doesn't seem to mind. He seems to love giving the dogs and cats little scratches, finding them nice company while he lurks around your house. If you live together, he helps take responsibility for them under the circumstance you don't get any more - not until one passes away. You find him talking to them in silly ways sometimes. He looks at one of your cats and shakes his head as it climbs all over his stuff, "don't walk around here like you pay bills, freeloader." If he can't be bothered to walk them though, he's 100% saying they're your pets and he doesn't have to do anything. Would prefer the cats.

TICCI TOBY does NOT want pets !! His whole life animals have been afraid of him so he's convinced it wouldn't go well for him to meet them. When he sees you have so many pets, he stays far away from them. You likely have to help him warm up to your pets and vice versa. If they tend to bite and scratch, its best you keep Toby away from them. But if any are particularly docile, it might be emotionally healing for him to have one rest on his lap. However, he is a jealous man and will scowl if you pay more attention to those animals than him. Oh, your dog just did a trick ? Well look at what he just learnt to do with an axe ! JEFF finds the amount excessive. One pet is enough and two is pushing it. Still, he likes to watch how you handle them with care and if they keep you happy, he's not going to mess with that. At first, he wants them to leave him alone, shooting glares at the pets even if they're friendly. But he'll get over it and learn to like them somewhat. He'd honestly like them more if they were friendly with him but were tearing up everyone else, now that'd be fun. But nope, just regular domestic animals. He ain't helping look after them unless you adopt one together, then it's like your fluffball kid. He'd also rather have a dog pls. JANE tries to be fine with it but god the fur ? She really hopes they don't shed a lot and if they do, keep them out of your shared bedroom. They're not allowed on the bed but she'll compromise with the couch if they have to. Constantly stocked up on lint-rollers to get fur off of your clothes. Likes the cats more for sure. She thinks you're crazy for having so many pets but doesn't want to diss it since you clearly love them. Eventually, some motherly instinct will kick in for some of them and she'll want to sew some cute accessories and clothes for them. Also gets them loads of collars to colour-coordinate to your outfits.

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Any Eyeless Jack x Reader hcs please? 👀 Anything is good.

EYELESS JACK DATING HCs .

WARNINGS . . . Very vaguely spicy thanks to biting. I headcanon that EJ can see but it's super blurry and can only make out details if they're right in front of him, otherwise he relies on his nose, ears, ect to get by. EYELESS JACK . . . - Literally can not stand the sight of other people touching you. He knows better than to be mindlessly jealous but whether it be his own vice or a consequence of being resurrected by a demon, he hates seeing someone lay their hands on you. Which is ironic because his eye sight is fucking piss poor.

- Which also means he hates smelling other people on you. If the scent of another proxy was stuck to any of your clothes he wants to rip it apart. But still, he has restraint. Most times. - Jack is in no way above leaving reminders on your body to let people know you belong to him. Give him permission and he's sinking his teeth into you to leave a nice, visible bit on your shoulder or where your shoulder met your neck. It's either that or a horrendous amount of hickeys. - He isn't into PDA and won't hug or kiss you in front of people. Closed doors and open doors. But he won't complain too much if you really want to give him some affection, just don't overdo it. - Loves it when you sit on his lap. Doesn't matter your size, the man is massive and can hold you with no problem. Nestle down on his thighs and let him wrap his arms around your waist, your bodies pressed together. - It takes him a long time to get comfortable with not wearing his mask around you but he'll fall in love all over again if you don't make a big deal out of his face. There's no need to pepper him with praise either, just treat him like he's normal. - He does like to praise you, however. Jack will bury his face into your neck and mutter about how beautiful you are and how sweet you smell. He might let his wants take over his mouth and start mumbling about how you're his and his only. Might even mention how he'd kill and die for you. Maybe. - Jack is definitely a medic for other proxies so you make any excuse to come see him in the infirmary. Oh you got a little paper cut ? Guess you need to see the good doctor. He'll find it amusing and humours it since it means more time with you, even if he doesn't make that obvious. - "This is your third time this week coming here," he huffs. - "Not my fault I need medical attention !" You retort. - "Just sit on the bed."

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Hoodie x reader and Masky x reader hcs?? Plsss 🙏🙏

MASKY & HOODIE DATING HCs.

WARNINGS just fluff this time ! MASKY . . . - Compared to his hooded partner in crime, Tim takes much longer to accept his feelings and even think to make some sort of a move on you. He's had crushes before growing up - when life was a bit more normal - so it wasn't like he didn't recognise the change. Though, it was likely a small feeling that turned into something bigger over time.

- He probably caught himself smiling at a witty remark you shot back at him after he said something snide. Didn't think much of it then. But the more you talked, the more he appreciated your company and eventually, he found himself longing to be around you more. - The only problem is, he doesn't want to like you. It was a danger to you and himself. He thought he could keep you away with rude scoffs and the occasional silent treatment but you stuck by. You were loyal. It was impossible to keep you away and even when you weren't there, you lingered in his mind. - It all comes together eventually and when you do start dating, he's just as much a bastard as he was before. He's throwing sarcastic comments at you like always but this time Tim follows them up by wrapping his arms around your waist and kissing your neck. It makes his bullying a bit more bearable. - He doesn't want to baby you but he is protective, whether he wants you to know it or not. Tim rarely lets you do anything dangerous alone and is likely blowing up your phone when he does. His messages are three words max but you can tell by the short spaces between them that he's worried. - Loves to pretend everything is normal and play house. Wake up in the morning, kiss your cheek while you nestle in your shared bed, and fry up a mean breakfast. In his ideal world, he would have a white wedding with you and live in the countryside, but he'll settle for an abandoned cabin in the woods if it meant being with you. - Man knows how to play the acoustic guitar and is more than happy to show it off to you. Tim won't want to sing but good or bad, he'd happily hear you do so. Maybe if you seem to have enough fun, he'll join in.

HOODIE . . . - Brian is much quicker accepting he likes you, but that doesn't mean he's any faster in actually asking you out. Similar to Masky, he does worry about the dangers of dating while being a proxy. As a result, he convinces himself that he doesn't have to date you, it'll be just as satisfying to flirt with you and pretend in his head that you guys are a couple. - He'll start your conversations as normal and suddenly slip in something sweet, maybe mentioning how you don't look half-bad in those jeans or that he'd love to show you something new during training - just one-on-one. Anything to get even a smile or a flustered reaction is enough to satisfy his internal delusion. - But eventually, he'll need more. Eventually, Brian moves on to casually throwing his arm over the back of the couch as you sit beside him, slowly inching it closer until it's practically resting on your shoulders. He'll get into the habit of leaning in close when you guys speak, like he's going to kiss you, only to back off and walk away. - If he doesn't cave, you probably might with all these mixed signals he's giving you. What he would need most of all is for you to admit you're willing to risk everything to date him, and the moment you do - he's yours. - A pretty handsy lover honestly, if you're in the same room he has to have some sort of contact with you. Arm over the shoulder, hand on your thigh, or best of all you're sat on his lap while his arms are wrapped around your waist. He's similar to Masky where his witty comments don't leave when you start dating but it's easier to shut him up with a kiss since he loves making out. - Brian likes to spend as much of his free time with you as possible, even if it's the two of you doing your own thing in the same room in comfortable silence. He just likes to have you around, somewhere he knows you're safe. - Loves to spoil you verbally but this time he can be a lot less restricted. He can straight up say what he's thinking and tell you what he's thinking the second it's in his mind. His praises can be really specific, like how he likes your dimples or the way your baby hairs frame your face. No detail goes unnoticed. - He's obsessed with getting candid photos of you. If you're splitting your sides with laughter in front of the sun he has to take the picture. Probably has a whole photo album dedicated to you that he goes through when you're away. He also loves to film memories and at the end of each year look back through that year's events.

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i'd love for some creepypasta headcanon ( regular or x-reader ) requests pls !

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hate when writers act like they're superior for portraying creepypasta characters "realistically"

like okay so fluff pieces aren't for you doesn't mean those who enjoy reading/writing pieces like that are inferior

coming from someone who enjoys all interpretations of creepypastas it's super annoying to see people on here act like they're better because of their personal preferences

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A, C, G, H, & K for Clark Kent?

dating alphabet | clark kent Asking you Out — The chances that Clark asks you out in a romantic way is incredibly high. However, it won't be all that grand - something simple yet heartfelt. You step out of work, the day having been long and gruelling, only to see Clark standing outside with a bouquet in his hand and a sheepish smile on his face. He mentions how he was mulling over for ages now whether or not he should say anything but decided it was better to say something now instead of regretting not doing so later. With how tough your day had been, your heart swelled up and you ran to throw your arms around him.

Celebrating your birthday — The morning would start with an amazing breakfast, anything that's your favourite or at the very least filling and delicious. He would then take the two of you out to do something together, anything you especially like. A walk in the park, window shopping and he buys you whatever you like, the zoo even.

He would definitely take you out to a nice dinner afterwards too, perhaps some place in a tall building so you can admire the city from above. If you are aware of his powers, he'd carry you bridal style during the night to fly over the town and dance on top of the rooftops. Getting Protective Over you -- As a hero, Clark knows the real evils of the world and so he's sick to his stomach every time you have to head out somewhere alone and it's dark. As a result, he very often offers to pick you up from places and to walk you home. If it's a drive, he goes as far as to step out of the car to pick you up rather than just waiting inside. For a walk, he's right beside you, holding your hand so there's no way you can be pulled away. If anyone looks at you in the wrong way, his friendly persona drops to shoot them a glare. Clark may be a big teddy bear but he still has a face that can scare, if he so wishes.

Hugging you — Clark loves hugs and he's got a good frame for it too. When it's been a while, he picks you up so that you can wrap your legs around his waist and you both squeeze each other, talking about how much you missed each other. He also loves it when you rest your head against his chest, his arm around your shoulders and yours over his torso. Clark is also the type to wrap his arms around your waist from behind while you're cooking or cleaning, giving you a kiss on the neck before going to help you.

Kissing you — Initially he wasn't sure how to go about kissing you on the regular - opting for a simple cheek kiss now and then. But as time went on, he was more comfortable with kissing you on the lips. A hand would rest on your cheek, the other on your hips. He loves to be romantic and playful with it too, sweeping you off your feet in the literal sense to dip you downwards or lift you up, just to make your lips meet. Clark can never say no to any sort of kisses you want to give however, appreciating it when you pepper him with short but sweet kisses.

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I'm begging people to please just learn to enjoy things, genuinely. Like yes, think critically while consuming media and stay alert, but also remember to allow yourself downtime.

I'm tired right now and probably won't be able to articulate this properly, but I just saw someone on Twitter complain that movies like The Menu and Glass Onion are shallow half-critiques that don't actually say anything radical about the rich/class systems, and I mean... Yeah? That's actually ok? They're entertainment products designed for mass appeal. And I'm not saying that something can't be entertaining as well as taking a clear, defined position, but I'm saying that not every piece of media has to be an in-depth takedown of social/political systems.

Both films had something to say, and do a good job of getting people thinking about our current society and it's issues. They aren't documentaries created for a niche group who have thoroughly studied these ideals, nor do they claim to be. Not everyone watching these movies will have the same knowledge of social systems, and most people certainly don't want to be flat out lectured by fictional characters.

Learn to enjoy things for what they are sometimes, without feeling the need to condemn them for every way they didn't live up to your personal standard

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Are you ok with with doing platonic requests?

absolutely !