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Do you think any of the creepypastas would be okay with a s/o that has a few dogs and cats? Have a good day!!

CATS AND DOGS .

A/N: GOOD question... also sorry this is late !! i was on holiday <3

EYELESS JACK would rather you didn't have pets, his heightened senses mean that he can smell and hear them a lot better and it just isn't pleasant. Besides, what can a cat or dog do that he can't ? He's got good senses, can protect you, keep you company, got sharp teeth and hell if you just want something to put a collar on- ... But if you already have these pets, he'll only mutter complaints now and then but is happy if you are. Probably did want a dog once-upon-a-time so he could kinda get into it eventually, as long as they aren't scared of him.

MASKY definitely is a dog guy and I'm thinking Will Graham-core where it's a man who wears plaid in the woods, with loads of pet dogs. Yeah, he'd be fine with it just as long as they all behave. As for the cats, they're not his thing but if they leave him alone then he'll leave them alone. Definitely thinks it's cute how you dote on them, your loving nature towards them being something that makes him drawn even closer to you.

HOODIE doesn't seem to mind. He seems to love giving the dogs and cats little scratches, finding them nice company while he lurks around your house. If you live together, he helps take responsibility for them under the circumstance you don't get any more - not until one passes away. You find him talking to them in silly ways sometimes. He looks at one of your cats and shakes his head as it climbs all over his stuff, "don't walk around here like you pay bills, freeloader." If he can't be bothered to walk them though, he's 100% saying they're your pets and he doesn't have to do anything. Would prefer the cats.

TICCI TOBY does NOT want pets !! His whole life animals have been afraid of him so he's convinced it wouldn't go well for him to meet them. When he sees you have so many pets, he stays far away from them. You likely have to help him warm up to your pets and vice versa. If they tend to bite and scratch, its best you keep Toby away from them. But if any are particularly docile, it might be emotionally healing for him to have one rest on his lap. However, he is a jealous man and will scowl if you pay more attention to those animals than him. Oh, your dog just did a trick ? Well look at what he just learnt to do with an axe ! JEFF finds the amount excessive. One pet is enough and two is pushing it. Still, he likes to watch how you handle them with care and if they keep you happy, he's not going to mess with that. At first, he wants them to leave him alone, shooting glares at the pets even if they're friendly. But he'll get over it and learn to like them somewhat. He'd honestly like them more if they were friendly with him but were tearing up everyone else, now that'd be fun. But nope, just regular domestic animals. He ain't helping look after them unless you adopt one together, then it's like your fluffball kid. He'd also rather have a dog pls. JANE tries to be fine with it but god the fur ? She really hopes they don't shed a lot and if they do, keep them out of your shared bedroom. They're not allowed on the bed but she'll compromise with the couch if they have to. Constantly stocked up on lint-rollers to get fur off of your clothes. Likes the cats more for sure. She thinks you're crazy for having so many pets but doesn't want to diss it since you clearly love them. Eventually, some motherly instinct will kick in for some of them and she'll want to sew some cute accessories and clothes for them. Also gets them loads of collars to colour-coordinate to your outfits.

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Any Eyeless Jack x Reader hcs please? 👀 Anything is good.

EYELESS JACK DATING HCs .

WARNINGS . . . Very vaguely spicy thanks to biting. I headcanon that EJ can see but it's super blurry and can only make out details if they're right in front of him, otherwise he relies on his nose, ears, ect to get by. EYELESS JACK . . . - Literally can not stand the sight of other people touching you. He knows better than to be mindlessly jealous but whether it be his own vice or a consequence of being resurrected by a demon, he hates seeing someone lay their hands on you. Which is ironic because his eye sight is fucking piss poor.

- Which also means he hates smelling other people on you. If the scent of another proxy was stuck to any of your clothes he wants to rip it apart. But still, he has restraint. Most times. - Jack is in no way above leaving reminders on your body to let people know you belong to him. Give him permission and he's sinking his teeth into you to leave a nice, visible bit on your shoulder or where your shoulder met your neck. It's either that or a horrendous amount of hickeys. - He isn't into PDA and won't hug or kiss you in front of people. Closed doors and open doors. But he won't complain too much if you really want to give him some affection, just don't overdo it. - Loves it when you sit on his lap. Doesn't matter your size, the man is massive and can hold you with no problem. Nestle down on his thighs and let him wrap his arms around your waist, your bodies pressed together. - It takes him a long time to get comfortable with not wearing his mask around you but he'll fall in love all over again if you don't make a big deal out of his face. There's no need to pepper him with praise either, just treat him like he's normal. - He does like to praise you, however. Jack will bury his face into your neck and mutter about how beautiful you are and how sweet you smell. He might let his wants take over his mouth and start mumbling about how you're his and his only. Might even mention how he'd kill and die for you. Maybe. - Jack is definitely a medic for other proxies so you make any excuse to come see him in the infirmary. Oh you got a little paper cut ? Guess you need to see the good doctor. He'll find it amusing and humours it since it means more time with you, even if he doesn't make that obvious. - "This is your third time this week coming here," he huffs. - "Not my fault I need medical attention !" You retort. - "Just sit on the bed."

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Hoodie x reader and Masky x reader hcs?? Plsss 🙏🙏

MASKY & HOODIE DATING HCs.

WARNINGS just fluff this time ! MASKY . . . - Compared to his hooded partner in crime, Tim takes much longer to accept his feelings and even think to make some sort of a move on you. He's had crushes before growing up - when life was a bit more normal - so it wasn't like he didn't recognise the change. Though, it was likely a small feeling that turned into something bigger over time.

- He probably caught himself smiling at a witty remark you shot back at him after he said something snide. Didn't think much of it then. But the more you talked, the more he appreciated your company and eventually, he found himself longing to be around you more. - The only problem is, he doesn't want to like you. It was a danger to you and himself. He thought he could keep you away with rude scoffs and the occasional silent treatment but you stuck by. You were loyal. It was impossible to keep you away and even when you weren't there, you lingered in his mind. - It all comes together eventually and when you do start dating, he's just as much a bastard as he was before. He's throwing sarcastic comments at you like always but this time Tim follows them up by wrapping his arms around your waist and kissing your neck. It makes his bullying a bit more bearable. - He doesn't want to baby you but he is protective, whether he wants you to know it or not. Tim rarely lets you do anything dangerous alone and is likely blowing up your phone when he does. His messages are three words max but you can tell by the short spaces between them that he's worried. - Loves to pretend everything is normal and play house. Wake up in the morning, kiss your cheek while you nestle in your shared bed, and fry up a mean breakfast. In his ideal world, he would have a white wedding with you and live in the countryside, but he'll settle for an abandoned cabin in the woods if it meant being with you. - Man knows how to play the acoustic guitar and is more than happy to show it off to you. Tim won't want to sing but good or bad, he'd happily hear you do so. Maybe if you seem to have enough fun, he'll join in.

HOODIE . . . - Brian is much quicker accepting he likes you, but that doesn't mean he's any faster in actually asking you out. Similar to Masky, he does worry about the dangers of dating while being a proxy. As a result, he convinces himself that he doesn't have to date you, it'll be just as satisfying to flirt with you and pretend in his head that you guys are a couple. - He'll start your conversations as normal and suddenly slip in something sweet, maybe mentioning how you don't look half-bad in those jeans or that he'd love to show you something new during training - just one-on-one. Anything to get even a smile or a flustered reaction is enough to satisfy his internal delusion. - But eventually, he'll need more. Eventually, Brian moves on to casually throwing his arm over the back of the couch as you sit beside him, slowly inching it closer until it's practically resting on your shoulders. He'll get into the habit of leaning in close when you guys speak, like he's going to kiss you, only to back off and walk away. - If he doesn't cave, you probably might with all these mixed signals he's giving you. What he would need most of all is for you to admit you're willing to risk everything to date him, and the moment you do - he's yours. - A pretty handsy lover honestly, if you're in the same room he has to have some sort of contact with you. Arm over the shoulder, hand on your thigh, or best of all you're sat on his lap while his arms are wrapped around your waist. He's similar to Masky where his witty comments don't leave when you start dating but it's easier to shut him up with a kiss since he loves making out. - Brian likes to spend as much of his free time with you as possible, even if it's the two of you doing your own thing in the same room in comfortable silence. He just likes to have you around, somewhere he knows you're safe. - Loves to spoil you verbally but this time he can be a lot less restricted. He can straight up say what he's thinking and tell you what he's thinking the second it's in his mind. His praises can be really specific, like how he likes your dimples or the way your baby hairs frame your face. No detail goes unnoticed. - He's obsessed with getting candid photos of you. If you're splitting your sides with laughter in front of the sun he has to take the picture. Probably has a whole photo album dedicated to you that he goes through when you're away. He also loves to film memories and at the end of each year look back through that year's events.

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i'd love for some creepypasta headcanon ( regular or x-reader ) requests pls !

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hate when writers act like they're superior for portraying creepypasta characters "realistically"

like okay so fluff pieces aren't for you doesn't mean those who enjoy reading/writing pieces like that are inferior

coming from someone who enjoys all interpretations of creepypastas it's super annoying to see people on here act like they're better because of their personal preferences

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A, C, G, H, & K for Clark Kent?

dating alphabet | clark kent Asking you Out — The chances that Clark asks you out in a romantic way is incredibly high. However, it won't be all that grand - something simple yet heartfelt. You step out of work, the day having been long and gruelling, only to see Clark standing outside with a bouquet in his hand and a sheepish smile on his face. He mentions how he was mulling over for ages now whether or not he should say anything but decided it was better to say something now instead of regretting not doing so later. With how tough your day had been, your heart swelled up and you ran to throw your arms around him.

Celebrating your birthday — The morning would start with an amazing breakfast, anything that's your favourite or at the very least filling and delicious. He would then take the two of you out to do something together, anything you especially like. A walk in the park, window shopping and he buys you whatever you like, the zoo even.

He would definitely take you out to a nice dinner afterwards too, perhaps some place in a tall building so you can admire the city from above. If you are aware of his powers, he'd carry you bridal style during the night to fly over the town and dance on top of the rooftops. Getting Protective Over you -- As a hero, Clark knows the real evils of the world and so he's sick to his stomach every time you have to head out somewhere alone and it's dark. As a result, he very often offers to pick you up from places and to walk you home. If it's a drive, he goes as far as to step out of the car to pick you up rather than just waiting inside. For a walk, he's right beside you, holding your hand so there's no way you can be pulled away. If anyone looks at you in the wrong way, his friendly persona drops to shoot them a glare. Clark may be a big teddy bear but he still has a face that can scare, if he so wishes.

Hugging you — Clark loves hugs and he's got a good frame for it too. When it's been a while, he picks you up so that you can wrap your legs around his waist and you both squeeze each other, talking about how much you missed each other. He also loves it when you rest your head against his chest, his arm around your shoulders and yours over his torso. Clark is also the type to wrap his arms around your waist from behind while you're cooking or cleaning, giving you a kiss on the neck before going to help you.

Kissing you — Initially he wasn't sure how to go about kissing you on the regular - opting for a simple cheek kiss now and then. But as time went on, he was more comfortable with kissing you on the lips. A hand would rest on your cheek, the other on your hips. He loves to be romantic and playful with it too, sweeping you off your feet in the literal sense to dip you downwards or lift you up, just to make your lips meet. Clark can never say no to any sort of kisses you want to give however, appreciating it when you pepper him with short but sweet kisses.

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I'm begging people to please just learn to enjoy things, genuinely. Like yes, think critically while consuming media and stay alert, but also remember to allow yourself downtime.

I'm tired right now and probably won't be able to articulate this properly, but I just saw someone on Twitter complain that movies like The Menu and Glass Onion are shallow half-critiques that don't actually say anything radical about the rich/class systems, and I mean... Yeah? That's actually ok? They're entertainment products designed for mass appeal. And I'm not saying that something can't be entertaining as well as taking a clear, defined position, but I'm saying that not every piece of media has to be an in-depth takedown of social/political systems.

Both films had something to say, and do a good job of getting people thinking about our current society and it's issues. They aren't documentaries created for a niche group who have thoroughly studied these ideals, nor do they claim to be. Not everyone watching these movies will have the same knowledge of social systems, and most people certainly don't want to be flat out lectured by fictional characters.

Learn to enjoy things for what they are sometimes, without feeling the need to condemn them for every way they didn't live up to your personal standard

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Are you ok with with doing platonic requests?

absolutely !

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Sex?

never let your boyfriends download tumblr

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( hws ) lithuania most definitely smokes but i think he tries to do it in ways that keeps it from his baltic brothers despite the fact they know and likely have smoked before as well. he prefers to smoke outside anyways, nothing beats feeling the warmth of a cigarette battle the cold wind.

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Sorry if this is a sore topic, but do you have any more information on the Konig drama? I want to know the situation better. (also, he's 100% bi lmao)

No problem, I’m happy to share as much as I know ! I’ll avoid using his name because I don’t really want to make this a big thing.

I wouldn’t so much as call it a drama as I would say it’s just an unsettling discovery the fandom has recently made.

To explain it in short bullet points, the fans found König’s VA’s [ Voice Actor ] instagram and :

- His bio contains the term ‘# sigma male ’ which isn’t necessarily an act against humanity, but understandably leaves people a little weary as the term is usually used by those in toxic communities. I have also heard from others he has said things that stem from toxic masculinity on posts, but I have yet to check that for myself.

- His bio also contains ‘# crypto’ which refers to crypto currency. I won’t go into the details of crypto and why it’s bad but again, it leaves people unsettled.

- The main thing, and what caused my silly email, was that on his instagram story he responded to a cosplayer. The cosplayer was discussing MW2 cosplays and how people assign characters sexuality headcanons, to which the VA said “I can assure you König is straight a f.”

And while it is alright to say when a character is a heterosexual, the tone and manner of how this was said appears homphobic and comes from a place of hate. Besides, is it really up to the VA to decide these things ? And why is it so bad that people headcanon characters as queer ? While I’m sure he doesn’t understand that these are headcanons, this still heavily suggests to fans a hateful nature. There is no harm in fans putting bits of themselves into characters to make them more relatable and fun.

It’s incredibly heartbreaking for fans to see this sort of attitude from someone who was so admired and hopefully a change happens. If it is reveal König is straight, that’s totally alright ! But it’s nearly 2023, there’s little reason why the news couldn’t have been delivered in a more appropriate manner. I personally love König a lot and the VA sounds amazing so it’s a shame this all happened.

There are screenshots floating around but if you would like me to personally find them for you, please feel free to DM me. Otherwise check the VA’s instagram for yourself if you can.

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after finding out König’s VA isn’t exactly the most favourable person and posted a story saying “König is straight af” i felt like it was a good idea to contact my best friend call of duty

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A, C, G, H, & K for Jason Todd?

dating alphabet | jason todd

Asking you out —

Jason always treated you as though you were dating. He would buy you gifts, take you out to places and people always always asked if you two were a couple - to which you both blushed and reluctantly said ‘no’ to. That being said, it didn’t take until a late night hang out, where you and Jason were lying on a rooftop and staring at the stars, for it to become a official.

Your head was rested on Jason’s chest, physical touch long since awkward between the two of you, when you asked, “what are we ?”

He didn’t respond for a few seconds until he shrugged and said, “whatever you want to be, I guess.”

It was easy to respond to that. “What do you want us to be ?”

“Dating, of course. But I didn’t want to ruin what we have.”

“Nothing could ruin what we have.”

The two of you couldn’t get rid of the smiles on your faces for the rest of the night.

Celebrating your/their birthday —

You both insist every year that the other doesn’t have to get you a gift, but you do so anyways.

Jason never wants anything big for his birthday, he still usually has some sort of small party thrown for him by friends or maybe just a few gifts thrown his way, but he mostly just wants to have one-on-one time with you. You, of course, don’t deny him of this request and plan the perfect date along with gifting him something thoughtful.

In return, he makes sure you have a great birthday party, if you so want one, and your gifts have no money limit. If you want it, you’ll get it. Though, he’s not so good at thinking of gift ideas so you’ll probably have to help him or straight up say what you want, but you’ll always be getting something.

Getting protective of you

It was pretty cliche the first time he got protective of you. The two of you were out late and in Gotham, that was like an invitation for trouble. A group of guys hanging outside a bar where eyeing you, most grinning wolfishly. It didn’t make much more than that for Jason to throw an arm around your shoulder, pulling you close enough that you could smell the cologne he spritzed on before the two of you met up. As independent as you were, you always felt safer knowing Jason was beside you.

Other times, when villains were running loose on the town, he messaged you frantically and advised you to stay inside. He even insisted on you hiding out in the Batcave on numerous occasions, just so he could do his job and not worry about the love of his life.

Hugging you —

Anyone could guess that Jason Todd wasn’t much of a hugger, not in any early stages at least. But that all changed when you found him one night, staring at nothing and his mind so deep in thought he barely even registered you were there. Your heart immediately broke because you knew that the only time he ever got like this was when he was reflecting on his past, specifically the traumatic parts.

You had no idea what to say without making him think on things even more so you threw your arms around him, hoping that it would at least send the message that you were there for him. Luckily it did.

Jason didn’t expect it but feeling you close to him, being able to feel you, smell you and just know you were close by - it was grounding. He never knew a hug could be so powerful but from then on he never rejected hugs and when he initiated them, it would include wrapping his arms around your entire being as much as he could.

Kissing you —

Jason loves kissing you and finds any excuse to do it. You’re teasing him too much ? A kiss on the lips will shut you up. You need reassuring that you look good ? He’ll kiss wherever you’re insecure over.

It’s all sorts of kisses too. Soft pecks on the check, peppering kisses on the neck, kisses so heated that your head spins - all of it. He’s usually pretty handsy when you make out too, always touching your hips or your ass. Your hands are usually wandering too, usually on his chest or loose in his hair, which he goes crazy over. There’s been too many occasions that his kisses have left you panting for air but that never stopped you from going in for more.

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i love calling grown men “baby girl” no matter who it is but König is my one exception. after seeing how some people baby him just because he has anxiety, i will be doing him justice by calling him “big guy” or “killing machine” only.

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How many prompts can we request? There's so many I like!

If you're talking about the A-Z headcanons , lets say 5 max in one go ? But feel free to request more later !