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this is so cool 🫨

by Inoq Animation | source

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Don’t worry Yor I too get insatiably horny when I’m drunk

hey so like. what does this mean.

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A tip for excellent writing I just learned: Don't introduce a character with their Dramatic Backstory. It makes readers go "oh alright this is the Dramatic Background Story Character" and establishes a baseline of Tragic, either for the story as a whole or this character in particular. With no contrast of light and dark, pure darkness isn't impactful, it just looks like the absence of anything to look at.

If you really want someone's dramatic backstory to hit the audience like a gut punch, let them get to know the character first. That way the dark backstory doesn't come off as a description of who they are, but an explanation to why they are the way they are. Bonus points for connecting it to something that's already been established as a part of the character - what a devastating blow to suddenly put together that hold on, that funny quirky thing that they always do is a fucking trauma response.

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This is a post to keep track of my favorite jayvik fanficion since my ao3 bookmarks are a mess and hopefully get some quality recs as well!

Contingency Planning by @oodlyenough murdered me and i liked it so much its concerning.

Chrysalis and Window of Opportunity by @oodlyenough

A New Promise by @dis-embarks did the same, thank you 🥲

A lesson in rigor mortis by @orangechickenpillow still missing my heart after this one.

Here At The End Of All Things by queercatfan

I've Been Thinking of All the Little Things That You've Been Missing by @fouroddapples <3

Pygmalion by @twenty-qs 🩵

here is a map (with your name for a capital) by moonliving just 🥲

Run it back by spqr

be, be as you've always been by enbymegumi

Reflection and refraction series by @tryfero

Tastes like resurrection by @sulkybender 😭

disjunction by @nanashi-07

erosion by @nanashi-07

The Dead of Night by @bringthekaos

White lilies by whiskeyuncle ohmygod😭 destroyed in under 1k words

High Hawk Season by JeanLuciferGohard

Bitter practicality by Kaeviat

Cradle to grave by @weatheredlaw

Switchblade by MmPumpkins

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ELLEN MOTHERFUCKING RIPLEY

MOTHER

QUEEN

BEST EXAMPLE OF A TRULY STRONG FEMALE PROTAGONIST

WAS THE ONLY REMOTELY SMART PERSON ON THAT SHIP AND WAS THE ONLY SURVIVOR BECAUSE NO ONE LISTENED TO HER

favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

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Please if someone julius caesars’ trump on my birthday I will have the best birthday ever

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

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Toddler voice: I TAKE A SHIT

Gentle man voice: You wanna take a shit?

Toddler voice: I TAKE A SHIT HERE

Gentle man voice: okay take a shit right there then

Toddler voice:

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(FINALLY) got the chance to start DM’ing for a campaign for the first time since immigrating, I don’t have money for miniatures so I made little baldur’s gate-esque board game pieces for my players with watercolour and pencil, I did my best and I truly hope they like it

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I rewatched the incredibles last night with my husband and I’m still not over how Helen genuinely looked in the mirror and sighed in frustration at her body, cut to 15 years later, same character model is used for the sequel, literally nothing changed and suddenly everyone looks at her and is like “dang she’s hot” JUST BECAUSE THE BEAUTY STANDARD CHANGED IN THE LAST DECADE. Isn’t that fucking wild?

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It was a fucking nazi salute, don’t lie to yourself.

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HELL WORLD

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I’ve been loving Dandadan tbh

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Something I’ve literally always wanted to do everytime the emperor was on screen

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Made an arcane fan animation hehe

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And I am lost in the icy stillness, in the embers of your gaze

🎊🎁🎄🎅☃️🥂

I had the honor of hosting and participating in a holiday gift exchange with a few lovely, awesome, super talented people in this amazing fandom! It's now time to share everything with you! 🥳🎉

Unfortunately, not everyone has a tumblr, so in fairness, I will only share my fic here. I encourage you to check out my twitter thread (Ugh! Twitter! I know! If I could just punch one person... it'd be Elon probably.) which will include every one's postings as they share, all in one place. These lovelies took time out of their busy lives to create something so amazing for someone else, and I think that's a truly special, beautiful thing. I can't thank them enough, for participating and indulging in my idea! There is some amazing content, from fics to art to a freaking book!, that you won't want to miss! 💕

As for me, my fic is NSFW, with a few spicy scenes. Post mission and post retirement, Loid and Yor escape to a secluded cabin for a wondrous, winter getaway. ❄️🥂

I hope you enjoy! Please accept this fic as my humble thank you, to you, for your kindness, follows, comments, kudos, etc. A year ago I was simply trying to gain confidence in myself, I was going to stay anonymous and post an occasional fic, I was constantly stressed no one would read or like my stuff. Now I have made friends, I have struck up conversations with so many amazing people from all over the world, and talented folks have even created amazing art for me, or for my writings. 🥹 It has brought me such joy this year, I can't say this enough. I think of how much my life has changed this year, from this silly manga, and I am truly overwhelmed with happiness and gratitude. I hope to chat with more of you next year, as we create and consume more from SpyxFamily! Thank you! Happy Holidays! 🎁☃️🎊🫶

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Very much the vibe in the car when one of the friends got roofied and was completely paralyzed

Sick fuck who did it also tried to kiss me by force but we only realised it was the same guy afterward

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died