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ive been getting back into doodling traditionally, cause personally i like it better lol

so have some vague spideypool lol

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....i do like the thought of Selina being a good detective as well....

shes a cat, she sees everything

including the parts of Bruce that he doesnt want her to see

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clint’s day off (tiktok w the audio)

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this is something other people have talked about a lot

but i just love love love the idea that Clark is SO CLEARLY Superman

everyone in Smallville that cared enough to think on it longer than a few seconds knows it

everyone at the Daily Planet knows it, but they know better than to say anything

its just really funny to me that the man is built, like

BUILT

but hes "mild mannered Clark Kent", and thats all

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Jason should kill the Joker and just not tell anyone. like, lets be real here, if he were to silently slip in and kill the Joker in his sleep, are any of the workers at Arkham really going to give enough of a shit to say anything??? with the paperwork they’d have to do, and the attention they’d get once the media caught wind of the break in/murder, i bet all Jason would have to do is leave like, a basket of muffins next to the dead body as a thank you and the staff would just dispose of the body and shut the fuck up about it.

i bet you he could get through a solid six to eight month period of being weirdly happy and interactive with the rest of the family before Dick finally asks why he’s been in such a good mood lately over family dinner

Jason, casually: i dunno, i guess i’ve just had a weight lifted from my shoulders; there’s less to drive me away now.

Bruce, thinking he’s finally done something right: aw Jaylad, i’m so happy you’re feeling more comfortable!

Dick, the only batkid around when Jason was Robin, remembering all the times Jason would transform into the happiest kid on the planet only for them to find out a week later it was because he’d pushed a bully down the stairs at school and fractured his wrist: hold on B.

Dick: Jay, what weight has been lifted?

Jason, still nonplussed: well i finally got my GED, and the Joker thing really calmed the lazarus rage. also Steph got me into puppy yoga, we go once a week.

Bruce:

Bruce: what Joker thing.

Jason, glancing up from his food: ? d’i not mention that? he’s dead, man.

Bruce:

Dick:

Dick: sorry, what?

Tim: why the fuck am i never invited to puppy yoga?

Bruce, having a panic attack: y- what are you talking about Jay-

Tim: i would LOVE to go to puppy yoga. what the FUCK?

Jason, shrugging: you can come to puppy yoga, replacement, it’s all good

Bruce: the Joker’s dead?

Tim: FUCK YEAH, PUPPY YOGA

Jason: i think they do it with goats too.

Damian: i would be interested in this activity.

Jason: hell yeah family yoga session

Bruce: JASON PLEASE EXPAND ON THE JOKER THING

Jason: no i don’t like your tone. anyway, dick, puppy yoga?

Dick:

Dick, glancing at Bruce’s glare nervously: …i would be down for puppy yoga

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my favorite little power slut <3

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Heat Waves AU

but its batjokes

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i feel like bucky and clint would play GTFO lol

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I finally got caught up with the new nightwing

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Split lip 👄

Hi res on my Patreon!

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nice

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i like the idea that certain Batman villains know exactly who he is

they know he's Bruce Wayne, they know he's the Darling of Gotham

they also know that he knows who they are, what they have, who they love

they also know, depending, that hes more Batman than he is Bruce Wayne

they know that if they light the match of exposing him, even as a threat, he'll burn it all down himself

so they keep quiet, keep their heads down, and keep trying the old fashioned way

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i dont really prefer DC/Marvel crossovers

but the only one im Truly invested in is Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark

like CMON now

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Oh so we get protective Clark? Nice!

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kinda want to hate watch Kraven

if only because while the trailers did not impress me... Kraven the Hunter is one of my most favorites........

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they’re madly in love, your honor

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YAWN....