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Poor life decision :

Last night I decided to have a full night of sleep instead of finishing this 134.567 words fiction. I said that I could read it in the morning.

Fuck it ao3 went down this morning, I can't reeeead!

(I'm in France, now this is the morning)

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Harry Potter headcanons

If Harry has green eyes, it mean that his two parents had the green eyes gene since it's a recessif one. That mean that Euphemia or Flemont had green eyes.

I like to think that James favorite colors was green but the one that he could see in the look that people he cares the most.

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Remember when I said we should have Andrew as Spider-Man in the Venom-verse?

And then the Morbius simply ✨existed✨ as…that…

Anyway, I want to retract that statement because we love Andrew and will not be doing that to him. 🙅🏼‍♀️

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The opinion nobody ask about Morbius

Prévisible and quite boring... Morbius is not a great movie. Indeed, without the Marvel Studios, Sony did not succeed to meet the standards of the superheros movie.

Matt Smith did not have what he deserves and he was the only one convincing enough.

I think Morbius has potentiel but a lack of rythme, a plot prévisible and some awkward moment where they try to bring humor makes it one of the worst superhero movie along with Thor: the dark world and green lantern

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Can we talk about the esthetism of driving home 2 u?

I swear my heart was melting in front of such beautifulness

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Spideypool fiction tropes :

inspired by 18 by Anabor

"You just want to piss off you're parent, you're not in love with me."

Peter is in love with Wade since he saw how much he cares about him. He knows each other flaws and Peter is more than aware of Wade dark side, but he knows how much he tries to be better and fell for all of him.

And one night after a very hard patrol, Peter confesses accidentally like a : "date me". Wade is confused and thinks this is a joke and Peter finds a weird excuses about his dads (Ironstrange or Stony but we stan Ironstrange in this house) and Wade is agree to start fake dating because he saw an opportunity to be closer of Peter since he loves him too.

Wade and Peter are mess to try to hide each other true feelings and even Peter's dads want to see how their son will go out of this mess (they're not happy that Peter dates Wade but they knows how to makes someone disappear).

At the end when Peter forgot and casually kiss Wade when nobody is around, Wade loses it and starts yelling that Peter is not in love with him but that he is and can't do it anymore.

Peter finally be brave enough to tell him the truth and at first Wade does not want to hear it.

Finally they talk and get together.

(Ryan Reynolds is Andrew Garfield Spiderman's Deadpool but Dylan O'Brien has to be Tom one's)

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Ironstange writing plot :

Title : A strange paper plane

Antoinette/Anthony Stark is 10 years old, he/she was working in his/her father's lab. Toni/Tony has a happier childhood but still lonely and she/he tries to build a friend (probably dummy). At this moment, by a small window a red paper plane flies to Tony/Toni, there is medical schema and instruction. The paper is more of a draft and there is a name written : "S. Strange". (Stephen is older, probably 15 or 17)

Weirdly, she/he still receive a lot of paper plane but there is no way that it flies into the Stark Mansion Laboratory. Agatha Harkness - Toni/Tony's nanny in this story- says that is a sign from the universe. He/She thinks about soulmates and small Tony/Toni is happy that somewhere there is a friend made of flesh and stone waiting for her/him.

Tony/Toni goes to the MIT without knowing who is S. Strange and she can't find it in the internet cause it wasn't working yet. With the time she forgot about it, people telling her/him that she/he doesn't deserve to be loved.

Until the day, Toni/Tony finds the box with all the red paper plane.

I open the possibility of Antoinette/Toni because I love female! Tony Stark AU. She's the ultimate powerful woman and she's a complexe female character with a first line role.

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Growing up is realising that Stony would be super toxic for Tony and started shipping Ironstrange instead

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What if... Toni Stark and Stephen Strange fell in love and has daughter who is Gwen Stacy

The most important characters of this univers, the one that the watcher looks after.

Antoinette "Toni" Stark

1978 | Iron Woman | Thanos Defeater | Leader of the Avengers | CEO of Stark Industries | married to Stephen Strange

Stephen Strange

1977 | Doctor Strange | Sorcerer Supreme | Dormamu's Defeater | married to Toni Stark

Gwendolyn Strange-Stark / Gwendolyn Stacy

2000 | Arcana | chaos witch | not a hero/never use her power | doctor | surgeon | "don't call me Gwen"

Peter Parker

2001 | Spiderman | Spider-Ghost after the blip | photographer | bio scientist

Richard "Ricky" Parker

2006 | spiderman | May and Ben's son | become a hero after infinity war | futur engineer | gay af

Wade Wilson

1998 | deadpool | still wants to kill Francis | Secret SWORD agent | have a bracelet made by Gwendolyn to help with his physical appearance

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Stephen Strange coming home after Endgame

Toni: Stephen...

Stephen: Good morning Toni, I know I am late.

Toni: Weird for someone who has the time stone. Don't you think?

Stephen : Not when your wife invented Time Travel, don't you think?

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Strange-Stark being done with everyone sh*t

Toni being done when an other avengers - except Rhodey- say they better than her.

Gwendolyn being done when Peter does something stupid during a patrol.

Stephen being done when he has to deal with the mess of Gwendolyn, Peter or Toni.

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Antoinette "Toni" Stark & Stephen Strange

Definition

Ironstrange (ship) :

Good person, wrong time but still fighting to be together

Love at first sight but conflict at first talk

He says : "I can break the law of the multiversal physics for you", she says : "I can break the law of time for you"

Soulmates

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Antoinette "Toni" Stark

What if... Toni Stark & Stephen Strange fell in love and have a daughter who is Gwen Stacy.

Howard Starks greatest hope for humanity | Stark industries CEO iron woman | avengers leader | genius | billionaire | philanthropist | mother

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Gwendolyn Morgan Strange-Stark

what if... Toni Stark & Stephen Strange fell in love and have a daughter who is Gwen Stacy

daughter of Toni Stark & Stephen Strange | genius | doctor | colombia alumni | fake identity : gwendolyn stacy

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Imagine Gwen Stacy being Gwendolyn Morgan Strange-Stark in an another univers:

Peter : I'm keeping something from you...

Gwen: Me too

Peter : At the count of three...

Gwen : 1, 2,3... I'm the daughter of Toni Stark and Stephen Strange

Peter: I'm spiderman

Gwen & Peter : wtf

Of course Gwendolyn is still blonde, she start dying her hair when she's 14 because Pepper dyes hers in blonde and she adores her aunt Pep.

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Imagine :

Andrew! Spiderman arrives in Tom! Spiderman universe and sees the picture of mysterio.

"that's the asshole that stole Taylor Swift's Scarf!"

I don't care Andrew! Spiderman is a swifties and has said to Jamerson : "haters gonna hate, shake it off"