bob-and-bob

[bob-and-bob]

Listen to Van Damme, he knows not to mess with the timeline. Or the TVA. Or... Crewman Daniels?

[bob-and-bob]

Don’t even get me started about that thing. You know what I mean. That thing.

[bob-and-bob]

Try as you might to leave, in the grand scheme of things, we’re all very much stuck with one another.

[bob-and-bob]

And by ‘ever’, I mean until Tuesday. Just a small slice. Like, half. A small half.

[bob-and-bob]

Yeah, yeah... and I bet the dog ate your pixels too, right?

[bob-and-bob]

Oh and that slice of cake you were saving in the fridge? I guess it was fate that it’s all gone now. Tasty, tasty fate.

[bob-and-bob]

Puns can be a little bit hit and miss, but this one was definitely on target. 

[bob-and-bob]

It’s actually the third highest form of flattery, following “Ooh, haven’t you got a lovely pair of eyes” and “I’ll go as high as £20, but that’s it”.

[bob-and-bob]

Just so we’re clear: DON’T open the door; but DO blow it out the goddamn airlock.

Also: SPAAAACE!

(Originally posted in 2006)

[bob-and-bob]

It’s cute, until you think about it happening in real life. Then it’s terrifying and really gross.

(Alternate punchline: “And then he won Best Actor at the Oscars.”)

[bob-and-bob]

There are those who eat lemoncake and those who watch other people eat lemoncake on YouTube.

I bloody love lemoncake. There, that’s my review.

(Originally posted in 2006 but updated for 2016. That’s ten years, for those counting.)

[bob-and-bob]

Open the door, get on the floor: everybody walk the dinosaur, then consider your existence within time and space.

[bob-and-bob]

Heh heh. “Penis mightier”. Kerning is everything, people.

(Originally posted in 2006)

[bob-and-bob]

It’s perfect for viewing BOB and bob in Ultra HD 4K, but where’s the slot for the 3½-inch disk?

[bob-and-bob]

You should see the size of the pixels of the Ultra HD 4K version. They run at a buttery smooth 60 FPS.

[bob-and-bob]

Poh-Tay-Poh, Prime-Tah-Toh.

[bob-and-bob]

So what have we learned, aside from that fact that neither BOB nor bob can be used in reliable size comparisons?

(Originally posted in 2006)