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how do you feel about princess twilight x sunset shimmer (instead of scitwi)

I like their dynamic in Rainbow Rocks (kitchen scene and all the stuff yk), but what I'd like MOOOREEE is some good fanfic in which they meet in the academy and start to compete:) rivals to lovers implied:)

I liked that concept so much so I spend all day drawing them, it was so fun😭💔

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Bride of Discord Rewritten Chapter 4: The Proposal

The chaos discord spread throughout equestria rampaged on for longer than anypony hoped it would. He turned the railroads into red licorice, the trees into toilet paper rolls and the birds inside out. He then switched from night to day every few minutes so he could see his work. He saved Ponyville for last.

"Hmm, let's see," he murmured to himself as he hovered over the unsuspecting town. His wings seemed so small so hold such a long and imposing figure. "What to do? What to do?" He tapped his silly lopsided smirk.

He paused when he heard laughter. He glanced down and saw two ponies having a gazebo picnic. Discord lay perched on a small puffy grey cloud.

"I gotta say, sure was sweet of you to plan a picnic, Big Mac," said sugar belle.

"Yup," her date nodded.

The draconequus had to duck as she looked up at the sky. "Beautiful night, isn't it? Despite everything, the stars still make an appearance!"

Big Macintosh looked in her direction. "Yup."

Discord rolled his eyes. "Come on, boy! You can say more words than that!"

Suddenly, a smaller version of himself with devil horns and a pitchfork appeared on his shoulder.

"What are you waiting for? They're having a lovely date. Ruin it!"

He tapped his nubby paws on the cloud & nodded. With a simple snap, Big Macintosh let out a loud burp. He blushed in embarrassment as bubbles formed from it.

She's disgusted! How goofy! The draconequus thought, chuckling to himself.

But instead, she giggled. "Someone's had too much wine!" She teased in a sing-song tone. She tapped his back with her hoof.

Discord was confused, but thought of something just as devious. As sugar belle took a sip of her drink, he snapped! She burped louder than he did! He'd be disgusted! Ponies were so silly with their ideas of how to judge others, he'd probably think it was "unladylike." Discord rolled his eyes.

Sugar belle smiled awkwardly. "dearie, Looks like I've had too much as well."

They stared at each other and both laughed. Their teeth practically sprung from their faces Discord was beginning to get annoyed. He brought down a hail of worms upon the couple.

"well I knew it'd be something. Not this, but it's a something. Somewhat." Sugar belle spoke confusedly.

Big Macintosh gave a hearty "yup!" Before laughing as he ripped his jacket off and threw it over her shoulders. The two ran toward the barn and huddled inside with the farm animals.

They laughed and rubbed their muzzles together. Discord slammed his paw on his cloud.

"I don't get it!" he shouted. "I humiliated them, made it rain on their picnic and they're still happy?!"

"Sickening, isn't it?" his shoulder devil gagged.

He stared down at the couple as they settled in an embrace and looked into each other's eyes. He let out a long sigh. "Yeah. Sickening. Utterly."

"Hey, why am I even talking to you when there are ponies to hear me gloat?"

He steered the cloud towards Canterlot.

Twilight paced around the throne room. "How could I have let this happen?"

"You've been asking yourself that for the past hour!" Spike complained. "This isn't your fault, Twilight!"

"Yes, it is! Princess Celestia trusted me with running the kingdom and look at what's happened because of that!"

"It's Discord's fault, darling," Rarity said. "Not yours."

"Yeah!" Pinkie Pie agreed. "It's his fault there're yummy delicious chocolates raining all over the place without a single dollop of whipped cream to be seen anywhere in sight! Freakin' menace!"

"Pinkie, don't say that. It isn't right. And isn't that chocolate all over your face?"

She used her tongue to lick away the incriminating substance. "Nope."

Rarity rolled her eyes and turned to Fluttershy. "You were right all along, darling. I'm sorry we didn't listen to you."

"It's alright," Fluttershy assured them.

Rainbow and Applejack entered the throne room. The Pegasus carried the sopping wet applejack like a cat as she flew. Applejack seemed thankful and yet like she'd maul her girl at any moment.

"Okay," the latter said. "All the transfer students are safe underground. The palace servants are bringin' cakes to calm 'em down."

Shining Armor appeared behind them. "It's not looking good out there, girls. The streets have been turned to butter, and We already have twelve ponies hospitalized, and that's just from slipping on the street! Don't get me started on how many are getting hit over the head with drum-playing nightcrawlers toting fraudulent medical titles!!"

"he gotta be stopped! That's actual DAMAGE!" Applejack shouted.

"I know," Twilight said, "but we can't use the Elements of Harmony without my magic."

"What if Fluttershy gives Discord that Stare of hers?" It was pinkie.

"I don't know if that'll work on him," Fluttershy said quietly. The shock of the gala experience hung on her face, one of terror.

"worked on that there chicken-snake didn't it?"

"I say we employ physical violence. He already hurt ponies! That's gotta be some sort of war signal!" Rainbow shouted.

"And what good would that do?" Rarity inquired. "Even if you did manage to hurt him, hed just heal himself."

The princess buried her face in her hooves. "I don't know! I just don't know!"

Every pony gasped as a familiar laugh echoed throughout the room. "Giving up so soon, Twilight Sparkle? That's oddly out of character for you."

"Show yourself, coward!" Shining Armor demanded. "If you don't give me back my wife, I'll…!"

"You'll what, Princie? get your darling wife to handle things for you?" He smirked darkly. "I'm afraid you can't, not today."

"Knock it off!" Rainbow bellowed. "Put em up! We'll see if goofs work against a FORCE OF NATURE!"

She tensed as Discord slithered and fell from the ceiling like a limp snake. Suddenly, rainbow had boxing gloves on. Only, these were wrong. They had a much smaller part beside the part to put the hoof in. It wasn't like she had a smaller hoof next to the main one? Why did he make this wrong?

"Dear, dear, Rainbow Dash," Discord said, shaking his head. "Must it always be violence with you?"

Twilight stood defiantly and stomped her hoof. "Enough of your gloating, Discord!"

"Who's gloating? I'm mocking! But if gloating's what you want…" He appeared to them in the form of a devilish bighorn ram. "Get it? Gloating? GOAT-ing?"

"That's not a goat..." Fluttershy whispered to no one in particular.

"What's with you and being a goof? Why not attack us?" Applejack demanded.

Rainbow dash shouted at discord, "I'm not just about attacking! I like nice things, like uhhh... Comic books, scary movies, pogs, milkstea-"

Applejack nuzzled her, "let it go, shug. You attacked him the only four times you've seen him."

"...oh, I did that didn't I? My bad."

"What? No, I'm trying to speak!" Discord bellowed out, just exasperated.

Fluttershy had had enough. She flew up to his face, seemingly without a hint of hesitation as her baby pink hair trailed behind her.

"How dare you?! You think you can try to intimidate my friends and get away with it?! Run up to my friend's brother and THREATEN HIS WIFE AND FOAL?!"

Discord's eyes widened at her sudden boldness. "Excuse me?"

She poked his nose with her hoof. "You best watch your step, buster, or I'll get real rough, do you know what I am saying?!" Enunciated in a weirdly particular manner.

"what?"

"Ooh, I'm so scared," he said sarcastically.

She squeaked as he grabbed her and rubbed her mane playfully. "Oh, you're hilarious, flubberpie! Some pony's certainly gotten braver in the past few years."

"It's flutter. Shy." She gritted out quietly.

He dropped the mare unceremoniously and she landed on a large mushroom the creature conjured up.

"Stop it, Discord!" Twilight commanded. "Why are you here?"

He appeared behind her. "I'm here to negotiate."

"Listen, we all know you want harmony in your kingdom and your princesses safe and yada, yada, yada; and I don't want to be turned back to stone. So…why don't we make a deal?"

"This isn't another one of your games, is it?" Rarity demanded.

"Ooh, I love games! WAIT NO!" Pinkie Pie chimed.

"Gosh, no!" He summoned up a white flag. "I just want to talk!"

"What about?" Twilight asked suspiciously. Slow as her body started forward, crouching as if she was ready to pounce.

"You want me to stop wreaking havoc on Equestria. I simply want something in return."

"How about your life?"

"That was going to be one of the things…"

"You give us back the princesses and turn everything back to normal or we'll…"

"Turn me back to stone?" He pointed to her head. "Can't do that without a horn!" He flicked her forehead as a small rubber banana poofed in it's place.

"eww?? Don't do that." Pinkie said, disgusted.

"You're not wanted here!" Twilight yelled.

Fluttershy had been watching the entire scene with uncertainty. She did not trust Discord, but her friends were not giving him a chance to talk. With this in mind, she made a bold move and flew between Discord and her friends.

"Twilight!" she exclaimed. "I'm surprised at you! You of all ponies!"

"Fluttershy," Twilight said slowly.

"Aren't you the one who says we should put reason before judgment? Discord may be an evil monster who doesn't deserve our trust…"

"wha- i'm right here, you know!" the draconequus waved.

"But we should at least give him a chance to explain himself!"

Everyone was surprised at her action. Discord was the most confused, but the fact that she seemed to be defending him caused him to smile sly.

"Well said!"

"You're right," her friend sighed, before turning to their enemy. "What are your demands, Discord?"

The draconequus grinned and floated leisurely onto his back. "The way I see it, you want three things from me: your horn, order in your land, and your princesses. Actually, that last one counts for three. Anyway, I simply want three things in return."

"My, my, my," said Rarity. "Aren't we needy?"

Twilight sighed. "What is it you want?"

"For your horn, and the elements of harmony," Discord began, "you will have to make a promise never to use your Elements of Harmony against me. Against other sure, but never me."

"What?!" Rainbow exclaimed. "Why would we make a deal like that?"

"You want duchess terabyte sabbath to be able to protect the kingdom with the elements, don't you?"

"It's TWILIGHT SPARKLE."

"Tell you what. If any pony fails to keep their end of the bargain, anything goes. Meaning if I go back on my promise, you HAVE to do with the Elements what you will."

The purple pony scowled, but remained calm. "And the other things?"

"If I were to release Equestria of my chaos, well, I would be quite bored. After all, it is in my nature to create disharmony. All I'm asking is a teensy bit of land where I am free to spread my glorious chaos undisturbed."

Twilight nodded. "That might be possible."

"What about Cadence?" Shining Armor demanded. "What will it take to get her back?"

"Give me a moment!" Discord said, tapping his chin.

"You mean you don't know?" Spike questioned.

"I'm thinking! I KNOW it won't be any... SERIOUS harm...."

And he thought. He had considered the first two requests very carefully, but the third had him stumped. He had to make this last one good. He thought about what he would need in his new life. If he was to abandon his hostile takeover, what would he do then? Return to his empty cave and talk to copies of him? What good was a goof if not to annoy another being with it?

"Well?" Twilight asked impatiently

He grinned mischievously. "Okay, I know what I want now! Trust me. This is the best deal you're going to get! It's a three for one deal."

"Huh?" Pinkie Pie uttered.

"Applejack, you're a sales pony. You understand, don't you?"

"Uh," the southern pony muttered. "Three for one means three for th' price of one, but I don't…"

"Precisely! I will give you three mares for the price of one mare!"

Silence fell on the ponies. Twilight was the first to break it.

"What do you mean by the price of one mare?"

Discord's grin widened. "What I'm asking for is a bride."

"A what?!"

He knocked her on the head. "Hello? Any pony in there? I said I want a bride in exchange for your princesses. Or perhaps a groom. Whatever, I'm in no position to be picky."

"A bride?!" Rarity exclaimed. "What would you do with a bride?"

"I'd marry her of course! Bother her with my tricks, nag her, make her my queen of chaos!" With the last line he flew up and created fireworks behind himself.

"Explain your reasons behind this, Discord," Twilight said calmly, albeit slightly exhausted.

"What?" he shrugged innocently. "Being a creature of chaos tends to be a lonely occupation."

"Whose fault is that?" Rainbow Dash mumbled.

"It's only natural that I would feel the need for companionship. Besides, if I'm going to retire, I might as well settle down and raise a family and blah, blah, blah."

"And," Twilight gulped, "this…bride…has to be a…pony?"

"well I mean, buffalo, yak, griffin, dragon, who cares? Doesn't matter what pony it is. I have no preferences, except one. She has to come willingly. That means no forcing, no bribing, and no swindling! She must come out of her own free will. And if she's sent back for any reason, I will have broken the deal."

Rarity scoffed. "Who would be willing to marry you?!"

"I don't know. Any of you mares interested?"

They all glared at him. Spike reached for rarity. She simply placed him on her back as she embraced applejack and rainbow dash, all huddled together.

"No pony?" He tugged on his newly created shirt collar. "Tough crowd."

"Get out." Twilight ground between her teeth.

Discord shrugged. "I'm a reasonable creature. Perhaps you need some time to think about it. There's a cave up in the mountains. When you want to talk, look for me there. Oh! And I want the WHOLE everfree forest. No ponies allowed. Toodles!"

On that note, he vanished from the room.

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Bride of Discord Rewritten Chapter 3: The Return

So far, the Gala was a success. Even the snobbiest of ponies were enjoying themselves. While Pinkie Pie kept the entertainment going, Rainbow Dash and Applejack were hanging with the young creatures of far and wide, who acted as transfer students to the ponyville school districts. They were eager to see them both. applejack slinging her arm around rainbow's withers, pulling her close as rainbow leaned her head onto the other's.

The rather snobbish ponies simple snickered at the children's best outfits from home. "Why, they are just like school on a Sunday! No class."

"I wanna be just like you!" they kept saying to either one or the other, oblivious.

"Aw, shucks," Applejack blushed.

"Think big, kids," Rainbow said. "With a lot of practice and guts, you can go anywhere!" She pulled the children close. "A lotta you will be better than me one day!"

"Girls," Twilight interjected. "Have either of you seen Fluttershy? It's almost time for her performance."

"What, She weren't in her dressin' room?" Applejack asked.

Twilight shook her head.

"She's probably out in the garden. Ya know how she feels more comfortable round' the critters."

"relax guy, I've got this." Rainbow volunteered.

In the garden, rainbow began before she stopped herself. "Wazzahhh-!"

Indeed, Fluttershy was observed in the garden, surrounded by marigolds that made her face glow. warming up her voice, She was so nervous, she felt like it was going to crack. Even in that state, her voice was fine tuned Spanish guitar. EADGBE, her tuning. Her chords rattled and sent vibrations through Rainbow's chest and throat. She felt like she did when she flew, like nothing could ever be wrong again. Am, G, C, G, A. Ripples through clear northern waters. Am, G, Em, C, G, Am.

"Oh, what am I doing?" she muttered to herself. Her enchanting chords broke into radio crackles. "I can't go up in front of every pony and sing."

"Why not? We all know you're great."

She turned to see Rainbow Dash in her Wonderbolts uniform. She embraced her with a smile.

"I'm happy to see you."

"You doing alright?" Rainbow asked. "Cuz' the others told me that you haven't been very happy lately."

Fluttershy glanced down at her hooves. "Well, um…"

"They say it's because you keep having nightmares about Discord?"

She looked up at her with serious eyes. Her gentle baby blue eyes now cerulean in hue as she looked beyond her eyebrows, head lowered. Guilty. She felt guilty, for no real reason, she supposed. But she just couldn't help it...

"It was different. In my dreams, he usually just holds me and laughs. That's what I dreamt he did last night, but this time, he was…" She shivered. "Stroked my mane.. with his talons, and I was powerless... All I worked for was nothing."

Rainbow put her hoof around her. She gave her a comforting squeeze. Her coat was glimmering Prussian blue. Just enough undercoat to have her a fluffy feel. Of course, she'd have it sheared had it not been very cold.

"Hey, it was just a dream. And in dreams, things don't mean diddly squat yo! I had a dream where I was rarity's cat , but I was orange. And I ate a table. WHATEVER! You'd be able to pound him to a pulp if it were real! You've got to hang loose. This is a party!" She pat Fluttershy's back. "Crap, That reminds me. It's time for your song."

"Oh, I don't really feel like singing…"

"Don't tell me you've still got stage fright! Come on, don't you remember how you helped us all with that hurricane?"

"Singing's different from flying."

"look flutters, if you don't think you're strong, let those ponies prove you wrong. They love you! As soon as you open your mouth... You'll see."

Fluttershy was silent, smiling gently, but just not quite enough.

Rainbow dash leaned in and whispered.

"I always get nervous before a performance. I start shaking and getting into my own head too much. But I know when I get out there and do what I love, nothing matters more than how powerful I feel in the moment. And I feel it for days after!"

Fluttershy looked up amazed. Biting her lip, she imagined it.

Fluttershy gulped. "Okay. I'll do it."

"for real though, we need to hit the buffet. I'm so hungry..."

Fluttershy turned to rainbow. Her features more defined under solid jet black air.

"...how hungry?"

Discord was bored with the entire scene, though he had to admit this year's gala was much more interesting than last year's and the year before. Still, there just wasn't enough chaos! So to entertain himself, he pulled a few pranks on the posh ponies, like making a hare appear in the punch bowl, but he could not draw attention to himself until the time was right.

He chuckled as he watched the baby dragon attempt to attract attention from the older mare, rarity for a dance. Applejack did her best as his "wingmare," giving in only because it was adorable to witness his first crush. She remembered the feeling, and hey! What she would give to dance with rarity as well! Unfortunately for spike, only one of them got what they truly wished for.

He looked around the room and noticed that the little dragon Spike was attempting to get a dance with Rarity. He rolled his eyes. Give it up, kid. It's never going to happen. Though he had to admire his persistence. Meanwhile, that party pony Pinkie Pie was, rather consciously, making a show of herself, and as much as the wealthy ponies hated to admit it, they were having fun with the comedy routine.

It was then that Twilight pulled the microphone away. With considerable effort. and Thank you! Discord silently said to himself. You finally do something right!

The princess tapped the mic, getting every pony's attention.

Ladies and gentlecolts, put your hooves together for the Grand Galloping Gala!"

A cheer erupted from the crowd. The children, in their higher pitch grated on the ears. The Lord of Chaos grunted. He didn't mind children, ones who caused annoyance for simple pleasure were especially entertaining. But why couldn't they just be born sounding like Maregan Freeman?! Such shrill voices grated his ears.

"Well, there's more to come," Twilight continued. "We have a wide range of entertainment planned for you tonight, including an air show, full of daring dives and booms from the one and only esteemed Wonderbolts!"

"But first, we're going to hear a song from a very good friend of mine. Mares and gentlecolts, the Element of Kindness herself: the illustrious, Fluttershy!"

Spike, a smaller onlooker, turned his head to see his crush's beautiful smile of perfect whites, only to witness her hooves intertwined with Applejack's, nuzzling her cheek as the workhorse clinked ciders with rainbow dash, and noogied her mane.

At that, at least he could still see her smile.

Oh, goody! The little wimpy pegasus is going to sing! This ought to be hilarious. Then he noticed the awestruck looks on the stallions. What are they staring at? Discord followed their gaze like a Lazer, laying his eyes upon the softest feather of a sight.

The yellow pegasus was walking nervously up to the mic. a flowing, nearly translucent green dress flowers off her figure like a waterfall, gentle as a breeze. It highlighted her round features like a butterfly wing, so delicate and fragile, yet poised and headstrong. with white daisies braided in her smooth baby pastel crimson mane. It was the first time in years that Discord had seen the Element of Kindness. His mirror did not do her justice. And she was…she was…

He shook the thought out of his head. How alluring her features were, so aware of that she'd have to be to captivate the mind in such a manner. She was a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Fluttershy looked out towards the audience and felt her hock and fetlocks buckling under the pressure. Then she noticed her five best friends and the Cutie Mark Crusaders in the front row, giving her assuring smiles. She glanced over at the pianist, who nodded and played her starting note. Her voice was weak at first.

"Can…any pony…" she cleared her throat, "find me…some pony to…?"

The music swelled gently, like the unfolding of wings. Her voice echoed through silver halls until it couldn't.

Her wings had to unfurl. She has to hover.

"LOVE."

Her wings sprung out, loose feathers flew as the piano matched their cue. The drums kicked to the lighted as they burst into a purple blaze.

"Each morning I get up I die a little

Can barely stand on my hooves,…"

The backup began,

"Take a look in the mirror and cry

Lord, why do what you do?!

I have spent all my years in believing you

But I just can't get no relief, Lord!

Some pony…"

"Some pony!"

Fluttershy started to smile. "Some pony…"

"Some pony!" sang her friends.

"Can any pony find me…some pony to love?"

The ponies stomped their hooves to the beat as it banged through the auditorium, and cheered. Fluttershy blushed.

From her great chest rose the shaking of the halls, as she belted out her every thought.

A wide grin spread across her face as she continued singing. Soon the audience was nothing but background vocals and loud cheers, just instrumental, as she was lost in a world of her own. In the spur of the moment, she flew high into the air. She soared, she face stretched to fit the sheer emotion she could never express.

Discord watched her performance in astonishment. Was this the same pegasus he had met in the labyrinth? Was this the same pegasus who ran at the sight of butterflies? Who hardly ever uttered an audible word? Was this pony singing in that strong, confident voice, spinning circles in the air, shining in the spotlight, really the 'weak and helpless' Fluttershy? How her wings beat to the rhythm, her thin skin distorted to give way to raw, unadulterated enjoyment, and yearning...

He watched as she danced during the interlude. Every move she made was delicate and graceful, not a single flaw present. She was a ballerina, somehow performing a lone Pas De Deaux, she was Odette, fragile swan, somehow utilizing every muscle and sinew to create a powerful pose every second, balancing everything on her seemingly delicate frame. It made him sick.

As they repeated the lines, Fluttershy kept twirling in the air, forgetting all her troubles. Nothing in that moment mattered but the wind in her coat.

Then she felt something grab her hoof and spin her around, but she was so lost she thought nothing of it. She did not even hear the screams from the ponies. It was after her mysterious partner had dipped her that Fluttershy opened her eyes and her smile disappeared, replaced with agony.

Standing over her, holding her in his arms, was the very object of her nightmares.

"My dear Fluttershy, I had no idea you had such a lovely voice!"

She was frozen in place and had lost all knowledge of speech. She could not even scream. A cry from a familiar voice broke her out of her trance.

"Get off of her!"

Rainbow Dash bolted from her personal area betwixt applejack and rarity, cut between them and protectively moved her friend behind her.

"What?" the draconequus shrugged innocently. "We were only dancing."

"Discord," Twilight growled between her teeth.

"Ah, Twilight Sparkle. Or should I say your highness? Surprised to see me? Well, it certainly has been a while since last we met. Sorry I didn't send you a postcard." He glanced down at the fillies onstage. "Well, if it isn't my three little saviors!"

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle hid behind their sisters, while Scootaloo sought protection from the closest adult, Pinkie.

Rainbow interjected, "don't change the subject! It ain't Saturday night, and you sure as hell ain't getting feverish! Now what do ya want?!"

"I thought it was obvious. I've come to take over Equestria!"

The crowd gasped. The children cowered in fear and huddled around Applejack, with rarity in hoof, as they assumed a battle stance.

"Ha!" Twilight smirked. "You should have stayed in hiding, Discord! Now that you've revealed yourself, we can turn you to stone!"

"Oh, really?" Discord said. "As I recall, you need the Elements of Harmony for that."

"Yes! Exact…" She then looked around at her friends and realized that they weren't wearing their necklaces. How foolish they were to ever take them off! That maniac wanted this! He was planning this whole damn charade!

But she stood defiantly. "We don't need the Elements of Harmony to teach you a lesson!"

Light enveloped Twilight's horn as she prepared a spell. Discord raised an eyebrow.

"You're kidding, right?"

She shot a purple beam; He swatted it away as if it were a housefly. It bounced onto a nearby Greek column and burst it into pebbles.

Twilight shot another, missing him completely. He cackled triumphantly, but as he turned, it beaned him in the head.

He only staggered for a moment.

"Really, Twilight Sparkle? Are you as big a stick in the mud as Celestia? Truly, you should know how to party at this point!"

He snapped his fingers again and a puddle of mud appeared beneath the alicorn's hooves. Pinkie Pie snickered.

Twilight groaned and pulled herself out. "Just you wait until Princess Celestia gets back! She'll give you your just desserts! She might even use you as a PARTY PLATTER!"

Discord clutched his stomach as he laughed. "What's the matter, Twilight? Can't run a kingdom by yourself? You need big sissy Celestia to come and make everything all better?"

"Hey!" Rainbow Dash belted. "Lay off it!"

Discord only smirked and squeezed fluttershy in response, earning him a pained yelp.

Rainbow had enough. "THATS IT! say goodbye to ya kneecaps, CHUCKLEHEAD!"

She charged toward him, but he only had to step off to the side to dodge her. Rainbow hit a pillar, almost causing it to fall. She swerved in a roundabout manner, shaking off the dizzy sight and once more flying towards him, contorting her body to kick him. He teleported her with a snap, off to the floor where she simply poofed, and stood there, before grabbing a weapon from the royal guards.

"Have you ponies learnt nothing from our last encounter?" He cackled. "You even thought I was gone for good!" He looked towards Fluttershy. "Except for you, smartypants."

Fluttershy bit him, a loud YEAOWCH! erupted from his throat. He dropped her and she ran.

Rarity's horn glowed red hot and dangerous. Applejack was in a violent stance. Pinkie pie and rainbow dash stood with the royal guard, who were ready for any order twilight gave them.

He held up his hands. "Very well. I have other things to attend to anyway." He turned to Twilight. "I'm afraid Celestia won't be able to help you, given her current predicament in," he used air quotes, "Saddle Arabia."

The duchess tilted her head in confusion. "What do you mean?"

He chuckled and snapped his fingers, causing an image to materialize. The crowd gasped as they saw Princesses Celestia, Luna and Cadence sitting in a cage, their horns missing from their heads in what seemed to be real time upon a cloud screen. Shining Armor narrowed his eyes at Discord and hissed.

"What have you done with my wife you MANIAC?!" He belted from his chest, baring his teeth like a wild animal.

"She's perfectly fine, I assure you. So is her foal, by the way, though it would be a shame if something were to happen to her mother before her birth."

The prince's eyes widened. He looked at the floor as he seemed to momentarily forget the threats being made against his wife and unborn filly. "Her? A filly?"

"Yes, you're having a girl! Congratulations and blah, blah, blah!"

"If you lay a... WHATEVER THAT TINY THING IS ON YOUR PAW on MY Cadence…!"

Discord snapped the image away. "Wouldn't dream of it, but if any of you ponies even try to defeat me in any way, your princesses will never see the light of day again!"

In a flash, he was wearing a tie and standing in front of a map of Equestria.

"Now for the weather! Today's forecast is flying sharks with a chance of pineapple rain! Hope every pony gets home safely!"

With a final triumphant laugh, the draconequus disappeared and lightening struck indoors. The crowd glanced outside as it started to rain chocolate cats and dogs. Every pony screamed and ran out of the ballroom in panic.

Pinkie and rarity stuttered, "what, like, he's just gonna leave? Didn't actually hurt anypony??"

Rainbow dash spat venom in his general direction, "yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy!"

"Every pony!" Twilight commanded. "Calm down! Everything is under control!"

No pony listened to their duchess and they started flocking outside.

"Keep it together! Stay inside until further notice! I…"

But the crowd took their chances and hurried home through the chocolate storm. the exchange students, Shining Armor, the palace guards, wonderbolts, the princess and her friends remained.

"Applejack, Rainbow Dash!" Twilight shouted. "Get the students down to the cellar! They can stay there until the storm blows over. It's not safe for them to return to the flimsy school."

"Copy that," Rainbow saluted as she and Applejack began escorting the frightened fillies and colts out.

"Fluttershy, you keep an eye on Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. Don't let them out of your sight."

The pegasus nodded. She was scared out of her wits, but she was willing to protect those three at all costs.

"I'll round up the guards to help all the citizens of Canterlot get inside," Shining Armor volunteered. He looked hollow, yet terrified, like his thoughts raced.

"Good idea, Shining Armor," Twilight said. "We'll rendezvous in the throne room in an hour! The most important thing to do now is to keep calm!"

Pinkie pie looked introspectively out the window, resting her hoof on the foggy glass. The dimmed light shot up as she spoke, and her face bathed in shadow.

"chocolate rain. Some stay dry.... And others feel the pain..."

As every pony set on their tasks, Twilight hung her head. How could she have let this happen? Equestria was in peril because she had not been prepared. Even if she did have the Elements of Harmony, she could not power them without her horn. She let her mind wander into dark corners.

Some princess I've turned out to be.

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Fuck it man imma rewrite my rewrite I need something to do.

Edit: it's being uploaded to AO3

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Birthday.

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adhd brain

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Reasonable argument. Counterpoint: WALTER WHITE LOVED MAKING METH AND HAVING POWER IN THE TABOO ILLEGAL BUSINESS. HE LOVED MANIPULATING PEOPLE AND BEING THE MACHO MAN THAT FORCED PEOPLE TO DEPEND ON HIM. HE STAYING IN THE BUSINESS BECAUSE HE, IN THE MOST BASIC SENSE, LIKED IT. HE LITERALLY SAYS THAT IN HIS "I am the one who knocks" SPEECH. ITS THE POINT OF HIS ENTIRE CHARACTER. The most important and influential part of his life was making meth, and the LEGAL business that happened to utilize his meth talent while having power over other people was being a chemistry teacher. Also he's in the show and his cutie Mark is methamphetamine crystals.

He's talented in chemistry as a means of making meth. How else would one do it? Also I'm like 94% sure fate and like prophesy exists in my little pony, so he was always meant to die in a meth lab.

okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good at cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.

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Twilight and spike having a mother and son moment?

this one from the doodle page was made for this ask ;)

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Still thinking about her.

genuinely I used to HATE starlight glimmer. Passionately. Like an entire bloodline of ancestral haters put theirs hands on my shoulder and said "that mf right there."

then I saw punkitt's comics and realized she's a low empathy autistic baddie. she's the embodiment of forgiveness. her backstory literally made her spiral into insanity. she is girlfailure. she's emo. she has lingering guilt. she's married to a con artist. she's a charismatic snarky overexitable scholar who get's into her own head too much. she likes ice cream.

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she gives me gender envy

[original pic and png drawing under the cut]

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RAINBOW DASH!!!!!!

3rd time using IBISpaintx for a piece.

I wanted her blinders to look like a luchador mask, and the lightning bolts are from her first sonic rainboom. Every time she does it, they get bigger.

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I couldn't get my Halloween fanfic out in time, so here's a picture of the first idea from it. Based off of The Thing 1982

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City girl x country girl but the city girl is from the projects in a big city and makes a name for herself by becomings a sports star, and the country girl is a farmer who is a part of a famous family, but has come upon hard times. The sports star comes to the farmer's small town and they are rivalries because of their differences, and become wives because of their similarities. This is about Rainbow Dash and Applejack.

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I have so many new followers now since I made that master post!

I just figured out how to work Ibispaintx I wanna draw more pony art lol (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

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In love <3 by WondTheOtter

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I am not crazy! I know he swapped those elements. I knew it was Honesty, Kindness, Laughter, Generosity, Loyalty and Magic. Honesty after Magic and Generosity. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the Golden Oaks Library to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a pony just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a Carriage! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hooves out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And HE gets to have a cutie mark? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

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Daughter of Discord Masterlist

Big News

Special Delivery

Different

The Best Day Ever

Half a Mind

An Unusual Friend

Run In!

Secrets and Silences

Catch & Release

Seven Years Later

Big Day, Big Day!

The Mysterious Stranger

Fights

Crash Course

The Grapevine

Break the Chain

Dilemma

Love Will Find a Way

Contact Sport

Welcome Home

Do For Love

My Love is Alive

Bonus Chapters

9.5: The Queen's Lullaby

20.5: Norwegian Wood