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Gaz: Hey, guys. Today, my older brother pushed me, so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down.

Gaz, putting up a picture of Dib: The benefits of killing him is that I would be pushed way less.

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Zim: Hey, dude, your family is dead.

Dib: What?!

Zim: April Fool's day...was like 6 months ago. You're an orphan now.

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Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.

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What to do if you find yourself homless- written by someone who has actually been homeless

Most important: Spend the money you have on a motel. Churches probably will not actually help and shelters can be dangerous or turn you away. At a motel you have free breakfast, access to running water, and a lockable place to sleep. Do not waste money on a gym membership like the popular version of this post says to do, YMCA memberships are like $40.

2. Contact family and friends. Now is not the time to worry about being a burden. Your survival and safety comes first and that is all that matters, anyone worth having in your life will agree.

3. Start a gofundme. Even if someone can’t offer you a place to stay, they might be willing to toss out $5 so you can eat today.

4. Libraries have free wifi. Apply to any and all jobs you can think of if you aren’t already working.

5. Any home is a good home. Even if it’s a dingy apartment in a bad neighborhood. If its cheap and you can afford it, snatch it up. 

6. Pancake mix and peanut butter are filling, cheap, and last a long time.

PLEASE SHARE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

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(Keef and Zim are on a date at a lookout point when Professor Membrane and Dib pull up and run up to their car)

Dib: Wait, Zim! Keef's been lying to you!

Zim: Dib?

Keef: Dib?! Professor Membrane?!

P. Membrane: That's PROFESSOR Membrane to you!

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forgot to post this

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My dad, his girlfriend, and I just finished I'm Not Okay With This. Let me just say, I love it. When Brad's head exploded, they were surprised and terrified, but I laugh. Should I feel bad? I mean, he was a huge dick so I guess he kind of deserved it, soooo.....

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Klaus: Hello party people

Klaus: and Five

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Jeremy: You go to the bathroom a lot. Are you ok?

Michael: Well, there's things you can do in there that leave you feeling fresh and nice. My bathroom is cold and I like the cold. And, last but not least, it's a good place to cry privately.

Jeremy: Once again, are you okay?

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If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

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Mrs. Packerton: Where is your homework?

Larry: The real question is where are we in the sands of time. In 500 years, will my name be chanted amongst a crowd and glorified, or it be looked down on and hated? Or, even worse, not remembered at all?!

Mrs. Packerton: So, is that a no on the homework?

Larry: Yeah, I didn't do it.

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there you fucking go. saw it for 30 seconds and was like, "yep I have an idea."

alright folks.

it’s meme template time

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there you fucking go. saw it for 30 seconds and was like, "yep I have an idea."

alright folks.

it’s meme template time

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Sal, barging in to Rosenberg's apartment with a Nerf gun: This is the old police! We came here because you're ancient!

Larry, pointing his Nerf gun at Rosenberg: That's right! Now, put those wrinkly, long-nailed hands where we can see them!

Rosenberg: *dies from heart attack*

Sal, freaking out: Oh, man! This wasn't the way I wanted it to be!

Larry: Dibs on hiding the body.

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Sal: Like, I love chocolate. What's your favorite food?

Larry: Gasoline

Todd: That's not a food and there's a problem!