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Y’all seriously got me fucked up.

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Hello! Alexei wanted to show off his cakes 🥰 that is all

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Confirmed.

Evidence: Keiji-San is a VERY grumpy cinnamon roll crunch.

Owning Mewtwo headcanons

-Owning Mewtwo is a literal miracle because that pokemon is so fucking grumpy.

-If there was any danger they would sense it and you’re not even seeing the danger, its either dead or your so far away from it that its no longer a threat.

-It would be the type of pokemon that looks like it can kill you (it can) but is very soft. 

-Hates everyone else, will tolerate them but thats about it.

-If theres any people harming pokemon there is no pokemon battle, just bad guys so beat up they look like blood stains.

-They probably leave a lot so… your not fighting with Mewtwo. 

-No one is going to mess with you, theres a scary ass pokemon behind you.

-There is always someone thats trying to kill you. (You are moving around with a powerful science experiment.)

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MAPPR MRYUU MURR!!

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Tumblr says no dicks. Ok. Lol so here’s Alex being lewd instead lmao

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It’s getting close to xmas, gueys….

Alex seems to like being tied up lol

Warning, the next 2 posts after this will be nsfw

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Is this Vod work??

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Hi! How are you!? That’s awesome! Happy thanksgiving!

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Hi. What’s happening? How are you? How’s life? Are you busy tonight? Wanna go get some boba with me? :)

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Sorry for not posting. I had the big sad….

(RIP Mr. Zorak H Miyagi)

f. 9/11/21

d. 10/22/21

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My, My, Mimikyu: Piplup

“Am i popular like Piplup now?” — Translated by Alex

Omg. I’ve been neglecting toomblarr. Sowwwyyyyyy!!

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My, My, Mimikyu. That’s the official name of this mini series. Doesn’t matter rn tho.

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Ok. I usually call things I think are super cute ugly, but this guy is truly ugly. Darumas are creepy as it is!

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Who is your fav character!? I like slime boy, but I also like Kai! I have an obvious other fav but these two are my non obvious ones!

I published a romance novel. It's a monster romance, called Monster House.

Welcome to the Monster House, no humans allowed. In the monster house you'll see a lot of creatures that are not quite human and a few that are very far from human. It's a home for some and a rest stop for others, but it will always be here. The Monster House provides a sense of normalcy for otherwise outcast creatures in the area. In this slice of life tale, you will follow Isa, a young woman trying to figure out exactly what she is as she explores her abilities, friendships, romance, and horror.

Buy it at Amazon & Everywhere Else

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Last year, I forced my company to allow me the allotted time off because I don’t believe storage workers should be considered essential. Apparently, everyone seemed to agree and disagree but we got no benefits from it. In fact, we were forced to work an extra day with no OT. I may have been seen as the ‘rebel’ but I didn’t get paid enough to get shat on.

Now, I have a new job that pays $10 more. Now. I get paid enough to get shat on.

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Page 2 of Pursuit of Shinyness. Keiji-San asks some of the most realest of questions 👌🏻

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Can I not post above…? TW: gore and animal nudity

Ok so… sorry this is late. I had a walking session with my life coach and I got stunned by the Nikki Minaj drama. Could y’all be so kind as to reblog this for me since I’m late? 🥰🥰🥰