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Akutagawa, trying to comfort Atsushi: Hey, don't cry. I went to mad at you island and none of your friends were there.

Atsushi, through tears: Why were you at mad at me island?

Akutagawa, now panicking: Depopulating it.

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Fukuzawa: I don't hold grudges. I remember facts.

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'Can I copy your homework?' Atsushi: I can help you with it! Yosano: Yeah, sure. Ranpo: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. Dazai: lol nope. Kenji: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! Kyoka: *Read 5:55pm*

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Chuuya: We need background music for our alzheimer's presentation. Dazai: Don't worry, I've got this. The day of the presentation: Chuuya: Okay, let's do this. *clicks start* *somebody that I used to know starts playing*

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Kunikida: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Ranpo: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Yosano: I personally was created in a lab. Dazai: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Fukuzawa: Anyone d- Dazai: Depressed? Kyoka: Drained? Atsushi: Dumb? Yosano: Disliked? Fukuzawa: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Kunikida: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Atsushi: Plane tickets? Yosano: Concert tickets? Dazai: Prostitution? Kunikida, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

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Kunikida: Where's Atsushi, Kyoka, and Dazai? Ranpo: They're playing hide and seek. Kunikida: Where? Ranpo: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Kunikida: Are we really going to let Fukazawa keep Kyoka? Dazai: We kept Atsushi.

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Atsushi: What was that? I was so bust making normal human gestures to show I was listening that I wasn't able to actually listen.

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Dazai: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Atsushi: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Ranpo: I recorded the dumb stuff. Sigma: I joined in on the dumb stuff. Kunikida: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Kyoka: Wake me up… Kenji: Before you go go! Atsushi: When September ends… Dazai: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

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Atsushi: Happy new year!! Kunikida, glaring at Dazai: This year's happiness is yet to be determined.

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Dazai: It has come to my attention that answering "How are you" with "Not dead yet" is alarming to some people.

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Kenji: I know a place! *Brings everyone else into his arms and hugs them*

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Poe: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Poe and Ranpo, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Atsushi: Our turn, Akutagawa! One, two, three- vanilla! Akutagawa, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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Kunikida: That's a bad idea Dazai: Uh-huh Kunikida: I'm assuming you already did it. Dazai: Yuppers