#incorrect bsd

[dazaiskinnie]

*Chuuya shitfaced drunk watching a video on his phone*

Chuuya: NO! NO DONT GO THERE! DONT GO INTO THE CHURCH YOU DUMB BITCH!

Dazai: What are you watching chu? A horror movie?

Chuuya, nonchalantly: Our wedding video.

Dazai: …

[incorrect-soukoku]

Dazai: Do you truly think so little of me?

Chuuya: Dazai, I thought the world of you. I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever. But, at the end of the day, you're you and I'm me…I don't know, maybe there's still mafia in you, but let's be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.

Dazai: [Pause] Yeah… It's probably for the best that we never see one another again.

Chuuya: That's what you’ve always wanted.

[stellartorment]

GO FETCH *throws these at you before running into upcoming traffic*

[bsd-incorrect]

Akutagawa, trying to comfort Atsushi: Hey, don't cry. I went to mad at you island and none of your friends were there.

Atsushi, through tears: Why were you at mad at me island?

Akutagawa, now panicking: Depopulating it.

[incrtbsd]

Ranpo: Wow, Poe, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Poe: We literally slept together yesterday.

Ranpo: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

[enby-mori]

Chuuya: I don’t think the Boss is happy with you

Dazai: Why do you say that?

Chuuya, reading a letter aloud: 'Dear Dazai-kun, I hope this letter finds you before I do’

[sleepinghellokitty]

Poe: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Ranpo: You need to stop.

[yarrayora]

Dazai: I'm dating Atsushi-kun

Shibusawa: And? My angel killed me with his claws twice

Dazai:

[knockyasocksoff2022]

Incorrect Quote

*some time in the future* Chuuya: Looking good today, Dazai Dazai: We've been married for three years, Chibi. You don't have to call me by my surname anymore. Chuuya: Huh? *turns away from the mirror to face his husband* Oh, I was talking to myself.

[myreygn]

[Dazai and Chuuya get arrested]

Dazai: So, who do we call?

Chuuya: I'd call Kouyou, but I feel safer in jail.

[dazaiskinnie]

Dazai: Truth or dare?

Chuuya: Truth

Dazai, smirking: I dare you to make out with me

Chuuya, climbing into Dazai's lap: You best believe I'm not here to lose.

Atsushi: …

Atsushi: He didn't even choose dare

[incorrect-soukoku]

Odasaku: Dazai, you're going to have to stop screwing around if you want to be Chuuya's boyfriend.

Dazai: Woah, woah, woah. Ha! "Boyfriend"? I don't want to be Chuuya's "boyfriend".

Odasaku: Well, what do you want, then?

Dazai: I don't know. I just want to be with him. All the time. I want to hear about his day and tell him about mine. I want to hold his hand and smell his hair.

Odasaku:

Dazai: *scoff* But I don’t want to be his stupid boyfriend.

Odasaku: Dazai, what you just described is a relationship between a boyfriend and a boyfriend…And a pretty clingy one at that.

[bsd-incorrect]

Kunikida, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here. Atsushi: Hey. Kyoka: Hi. Dazai: Hello. Kenji: Hey! Kunikida: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Ranpo: We were out of Doritos.

[incrtbsd]

Dazai, in his jail cell: What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have the right to remain silent! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Fyodor, in the cell next to Dazai: You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

[angel-can-write]

POV: Fyodor kidnaps Dazai & Chuuya, and he forces Dazai to obey him to keep Chuuya safe.

Fyodor: Will you accept?

Dazai: If I agree, will you let Chuuya go?

Fyodor: Oh heavens no, he is quite resourceful.

Dazai: But if I disagree you’ll kill him??

Fyodor: I said Chuuya is resourceful, not indispensable.

Did ya find that interesting? It’s from my fanfic. Feel free to check it out!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63577045/chapters/162935863

[sleepinghellokitty]

Poe: I actually have a black belt. Ranpo: In what, karate? Poe: No, from Gucci.