#incorrect bsd

[dazaiskinnie]

Dazai: Truth or dare?

Chuuya: Truth

Dazai, smirking: I dare you to make out with me

Chuuya, climbing into Dazai's lap: You best believe I'm not here to lose.

Atsushi: …

Atsushi: He didn't even choose dare

[incorrect-bungo-stray-dogs]

Port Mafia Enemy: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game.

Young Dazai and Chuuya, nodding: Knife monopoly.

Port Mafia Enemy:

Port Mafia Enemy: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport, but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife Monopoly is.

[myreygn]

[Dazai and Chuuya get arrested]

Dazai: So, who do we call?

Chuuya: I'd call Kouyou, but I feel safer in jail.

[tenderheartedtheodore]

GO FETCH *throws these at you before running into upcoming traffic*

[vivalaplxto]

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]

[inamagicalhallucination]

atsushi: my plan is that i’m trying to look on the bright side of things, take time for myself and keep a positive attitude and surely that will fix my problems

atsushi: my back up plan is cocaine

[incorrectsoukokuquotes]

Chuuya, about Dazai: i miss you sooo much and i pray to god i never see you or hear from you ever again

[iszfyodor]

Dazai: *Falls through ceiling and lands on his face, breaking a window*

Atsushi, not even turning around: Good morning, Dazai.

Dazai, getting up like nothing happened: Good morning.

[the-port-mafia]

Kouyou: Dazai, Chuuya’s missing. Can you find him?

Daxai: Do you think I have him microchipped, or something?

Kouyou: Well, do you?

Dazai: Yeah, hang on…

[dazaiskinnie]

*Chuuya shitfaced drunk watching a video on his phone*

Chuuya: NO! NO DONT GO THERE! DONT GO INTO THE CHURCH YOU DUMB BITCH!

Dazai: What are you watching chu? A horror movie?

Chuuya, nonchalantly: Our wedding video.

Dazai: …

[incorrect-bungo-stray-dogs]

Kyouka, Dazai, and Atsushi: *screaming*

Kunikida, running into the room: WHAT’S WRONG KYOUKA?!

Dazai: Why Kyouka, Atsushi and I are screaming too?

Kunikida: Because Kyouka won't scream unless it's an emergency, but both of you scream whenever you have the chance.

[myreygn]

Kunikida: You slept with Tanizaki?!

Atsushi: I didn't know what else to do! He has these big, sad eyes!

Ranpo: Wow, really sounds like you had no choice.

[almond-t0fu]

Y/n, tending to Dazai's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Dazai: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend

[sleepinghellokitty]

Ranpo, in a moment of weakness: See the thing about me is that even though I force the 'I don't care' mindset, even though I am the most sensitive person and secretly worry about everything Poe: I know. Ranpo: How? I've never opened up to anyone like this before! Poe: The amount of candy you consume is concerning enough to tell me so.

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]