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Sorry not sorry for binge reblogging The Residence posts.

But also, something I haven't seen mentioned yet:

A. B. Wynter's name was A.B. because Andre Braugher was originally going to play that character. They had filmed about half his scenes when he died.

Giancarlo Esposito did an amazing job. But it's also very easy to picture Andre Braugher in that role: a man dedicated to protocol and his job, but also a man with incredible compassion for every member of his staff.

They dedicated the show to him.

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Insane

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The Golden Girls – 7.14: Old Boyfriends

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natasha romanoff + blonde hair

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THOR: THE DARK WORLD (2013) dir. Alan Taylor

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Leverage 5x5 "The Gimme a K Street Job"

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ALFRED MOCKING DICK'S CASUAL ATTITUDE TOWARDS HIS BATSHIT ADVENTURES FUCKING SENT ME

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It would be weird to work in a restaurant and not completely lose your mind. THE BEAR (2022– ) SEASON 1

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oh i love you baseball. so so much i love you strategy i love you crazy plays i love you moments when they do what no one thought they could i love you celebrations i love you dugout cuddles i love you times when the crowd is so loud they can't hear the pitch com i love you line drives into right center field i love you "going back at the track at the wall GONE" i love you bases loaded no outs i love you runner goes i love you strike three swung on and missed i love you players throwing balls into the stands after every half inning i love you double plays i love you walk offs i love you water cooler showers i love you bubblegum i love you sunflower seeds i love you players covered in dirt i love you first base chats i love you diving catches i love you curtain calls i love you applause when someone gets up after getting hurt i love you one run games i love you football score games i love you full count i love you come back wins i love you ridiculous closer entrances i love you pitching stances i love you fielding stances i love you little head shakes after a bad call i love you grand slams i love you genuine excitement from the broadcasters i love you post game interviews i love you translators i love you dugout ipads i love you dugout pranks i love you position players pitching i love you wholesome fan interaction i love you i love you i love you

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I'm sorry. David Corenswet brought his dog to set in her own Superman costume?

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the locked tomb series asks big questions, like would you sacrifice the memory of those you loved to not have to live with your grief? and what if god was a tumblr user?

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you're now named after the last thing you ate, is your new name good?

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when jason died, they buried him with the possessions that he carried on him all the time. there was a pocket knife tucked into his sock, the bracelet on his wrist from catherine that he never took off, a tangled pair of earbuds in his back pocket, and, in the top pocket of his jacket, the cellphone that bruce bought for him after he was adopted.

that cellphone stayed with jason in his grave. went with him when he dug his way out. somehow stayed on his person when he was taken by the league, and he managed to convince talia to let him keep it throughout all his training.

he doesn’t know why, maybe as a grief thing or maybe just because bruce forgot and it’s not like the bill effected him in any way, but he never stopped paying jason’s phone bill. his number’s still active, still working after all this time. even weirder, but dick started adopting the tradition of adding his dead brother’s phone number to each and every family group chat any of them created after ethiopia. again, jason doesn’t know why. maybe it was dick’s way of carrying his memory with them; including him in family conversations even if they all thought the number was connected to a long buried phone in the pocket of a long dead boy.

the point is that jason wasn’t dead any more. and all throughout his time at the league, he gets to watch the family chats. the mission statuses, the arguments, the rapid spiral every chat went through where they started off using it as a serious bat communication centre only for dick or tim to send a meme and instantly spiral into nothing but chaos that bruce would neither take part in or attempt to stop. jason spectates it all, always fingering the keypad but never actually typing out a message. he came close when there was a heated debate between steph and dick about the best donut types and he knew they were both absolutely fucking wrong, but luckily tim came in to educate them on the right choice last second and jason was saved from having to reveal himself.

the closest call was when little damian got a hold of his phone, attracted to the bright colours of the block game jason had been absently playing out of boredom while ra’s droned on about whatever had pissed him off that day. he’d let the kid play, sat on his lap and eagerly jabbing at the screen, and jason had only looked away for at most a minute before he’d turned back to find the screen open on the family chat, damian having accidentally clicked on the camera button and taken a selfie of the two that he’d been about to send through. luckily, jason deleted it in time, but he became much more careful about letting the kid play with his shit after that.

this is all just a long winded explanation and backstory for and au i think would be funny where jason’s reveal is literally just him deciding to fuck with his family by randomly dropping in through text like:

-in the chat-

bruce: status report.

dick: hungry :( but good!

steph: seconded, im fine

tim: drug bust went to plan, on way back to cave uninjured

cass: ^ same answer

babs: everything seems calm from what i can tell

jason: a little claustrophobic but the coffin’s kinda homely so ig no complaints from me

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None of his brothers can sneak up on Dick and neither can Bruce. They've all tried, with varying degrees of failure. Damian and Tim just sulk when they're caught, Bruce once tried so hard he tripped over his cape, and Jason was so annoyed at being caught before he could set up his trap that he blew up Dick's safehouse. Nightwing is just too good, sensory perception unmatched.

Except when it comes to the Batgirls.

Cass makes sense, she sneaks up on everyone. Dick can live with jumping when she suddenly speaks from behind him when he didn't even know she was in the room. Babs? Also something he can live with. If he walks into his apartment and finds her waiting for him in the dark without a single hint alerting him to her presence, well that's just how Babs operates. She's the woman behind the curtain, of course she knows how to be sneaky.

But Steph? Dick doesn't understand. Neither does anyone else, including Steph. Damian tries to sneak up on him Dick can sense it. Tim steals a dvd from his flat and Dick knows about it. But one day he's working on a case in the cave and Steph, who was sitting behind him for like 10 minutes, flicks a peanut at him.

Dick does NOT shriek. No matter what Steph says it was a yell, not a shriek. The important thing is that she snuck up on him, and he can't figure out why. Maybe it was a fluke? He was off that day?

Three months and five jumpscares later, he calls Barbara and demands to know what kind of training she's giving the batgirls because that level of stealth is inhuman. Dick would know, he's friends with several stealthy non humans! But as far as he was aware Steph wasn't one of them!

Barbara just shrugs and smugly insists it's a trade secret. He knows she probably doesn't know but the possibility that she might know drives him crazy and she knows that. Stupid sexy mind games.

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