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General cosmere spoilers

I joke about how many cosmere plots involve "soup."

Vin ascended with god soup

TenSoon was briefly turned into soup

Kelsier got locked in place because of god soup

Marasi, with the help of others, drank Autonomy's soup portal

Tress manipulated little midnight soup creatures

Kilahito was surrounded by evil ai generated art soup

The Sun turned the landscape of Canticle into soup

Rock brought bridge 4 together with soup stew

Surely Lift ate some soup

Venli found god soup

Ishar drank god soup

Neziham 😬

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Dalinar confiding in Taravangian*

Dalinar: You know, I have this reputation of unceasing violence, but I have a phobia of cremlings. It's a little embarrassing.

Taravangian: This is going in my "Dalinar Kholin Exposed" video.

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And then it hit Sanderson, Kelsier was Fortnite's Tien.

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Sunlit Man Spoilers

Sigzil: What's up world singers, this is my new OC, Nomad, but they call him "Sunlit Man." He's a world hopper who's like 200 years old, he has the spear skills of Kaladin Stormblessed, and the Spren of Szeth! Oh and he was trained by Hoid's OC Wit. And the evil Night Brigade is hunting him because he used to have a Dawnshard. Yeah, the thing that killed Adonalsium.

His hobbies include brooding (like Kaladin) being a badass fighter (like Szeth AND Kaladin) and telling stories that inspire people (like Wit). Oh yeah and saving planets.

His favorite color is black and his weapon of choice is a crowbar, but Szeth's Spren 12124 (AUX) can transform into anything Nomad needs.

DO NOT STEAL

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Hoid: White-washed Kaladin Stormblessed is about as real as he is humorous.

Graphic Audio White-washed Kaladin cover:

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Hoid travelling to Roshar*

Thinking to himself: This might be pretty bad. I should groom at least 2 of these poor fuckers.

Meeting Kaladin on the shattered plains*

Thinking to himself: 3 is good.

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Looking at my girlfriend*

Mmmmmmmm belly 👀 hnngggg gah mmmmmmm need 🤤

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Dalinar: Urithiru is occupied by Odium's forces? This would be concerning if Stormblessed wasn't there. It's probably fine actually.

Jasnah: Uncle, he is literally one man.

Dalinar: Jasnah, were you aware that Stormblessed is HIM?

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Siri: When are you gonna... Y'know...

God King Susebron: Imma be fr rn, I literally have no fucking idea what's going on

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Progesterone must be a memory loss drug because I DO NOT remember taking the whole bottle last night.

Side note, my boobs are sore

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This is so sad, transphobe who reblogged my post doesn't even have the transphobic acronym right

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Never played Undertale or Deltarune, but I really appreciate the cute little Deltarune comics popping up in my feed for some reason.

I like cute little characters doing cute things together

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Wishing I had bigger boobs to intimidate and crush my girlfriend with

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My girlfriend this morning: wear your black lipstick tonight

My lesbian ass: eheheh okay hiiii tklylhkdjansm

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*work catering nearing its end

Coworker: Anyone wanna take the fruit home?

My lesbian ass: I have my own car, thank you

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I had a dream once:

Viewing a cross section of a hallway in the void.

A man on one end, walks toward the other end.

The ceiling slowly sinks toward the ground.

The hallway is so long, by the time the man gets to the other side, the ceiling is so low he must soldier crawl along the ground.

The door at the end of the hallway opens.

A tomato waits on the other side.

"Answer my riddle and you may enter."

The tomato says.

"My only power is to scream and ignore. What am I?"

The man screams as the ceiling crushes him to death.

"I was you."

The tomato says, dragging the man's flattened corpse into the room.

🍅

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Youre really a sweetiepie ^w^

Thank you, though I believe an ice cream sandwich would a more apt dessert to describe me