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Hey, bug side of Tumblr, can anyone tell me what kind of moth this is? I found it in my garage.

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So... I've been having Cthulhu on the brain recently... I want to ask...

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Borzois ain’t special.

Why is it that every Borzoi dog I’ve seen looks like it’s on the verge of crying from being bullied by a very mean 12 year old?

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What if… we take a ghoul from Fallout (not a feral one) and teach them magic.

I think it would be neat.

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I had a wholesome interaction with a customer today. They were wearing a One Piece shirt, and I was wearing a Devil tarot card shirt. I said to them: “I like your shirt.” They replied: “Thanks, I like your shirt!”

I waited all day to make this meme:

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Does anyone else have sudden urges to go "dinosaur mode"?

I just walk down the hall, and my brain goes "claw at the walls with your long, dinosaur claws like a trapped raccoon". I look down at my short human nails and get sad.

"Imitate the Jurassic Park velociraptors," my brain tells me. "You are a majestic, feral beast that's faster than your useless human shape. Make the noises! Rip a steak apart! Don't use a knife! Screw humanity!"

Then, I try to run and get instantly winded.

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fuck w me

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Mumen Rider would be a really good equestrian.

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‼️🚨‼️TW: death mentioned, peril, and horror‼️🚨‼️

I had a dream last night that when after someone died, their soul got sent to “purgatory”, which was more like a small, American town. However, if a soul wanted to go to heaven, they could go through this obstacle course, which had choices and branching paths. If the soul chose the wrong path or made the wrong choice, they died and the soul was destroyed.

The course started with a trip down one of 3 slides than ended in a slightly declining, circular room that had a fast-moving, industrial fan. Next to the slide exit, is a tunnel that you can crawl through.

The tunnel exits into a courtyard, where you are given the choice of either sitting under a structure and taking a test with “staff” who will make noise or sing to distract you OR you could climb this jungle gym/platform with Japanese oni and wingless tengu. If you get a single answer wrong, you were killed on the spot. Also, if an oni or tengu caught you while you climbed, you were also killed on site.

After the test/climb, you are put on a bench and shown eight cat-shaped statues and you had to choose which design that was projected on the statues fit a Pokémon type (Poison, Ghost, Fire, etc). If you choose the wrong one, you were killed. One of the designs that was a choice for the poison type was an ombré that (from the top) went from cream to royal purple with 3 eyeballs on the body. This was when I woke up.

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I’m not sure if it’s Caesar’s Curse or just the American medical insurance system, but I was just told TODAY that why I couldn’t get my GCM (continuous glucose monitor) for a MONTH is because my insurance WITHOUT ANY WARNING decided to switch from one brand to another and stop covering the other brand. So, my parents thought I should refill my mom’s glucose monitor test strips (she keeps them for an emergency despite having a GCM), but HER insurance stopped covering the brand we were using. The cost of the strips out of pocket was $200 for 100 strips.

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We have a thing in my house called a “Power Grip” (I know). It’s adjustable to fit any lid/bottle cap. It works really well.

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I need to get y’all’s opinion

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This question has been chewing at the back of my mind...

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You guys have heard of Dino Nuggies. Get ready for….

✨Dinos & Nuggies✨

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