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MC: *looking sad/stressed*

Lord Diavolo: May I provide you a hug in these trying time?

MC: Yes... please...

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MC: Have you ever had baby fever?

Lucifer: No.

MC: Really?

Lucifer: Have you seen Satan?

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Leviathan: Hey MC, if you could have anime powers which-

MC: None. I'd be a terrible person. I'd do awful things.

Satan: Isn't Solomon teaching you magic?

MC: Well yeah, but don't tell him I said that!

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Asmodeus: MC, have you been crying?

MC: No

Asmodeus: I may not know what heartbreak feels like, but I certainly know what it looks like.

MC: *glares*

Asmodeus: Spill the tea, MC.

MC: I dated this asshole for almost a year, and he stops all communication with me because I cut my hair.

Asmodeus: Satan!

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Lucifer: MC, where have you been?

MC: I got lost on the path of life.

Lucifer: What?

Leviathan: LOL, nice one, MC.

Mammon: Who the hell says "lol" out loud?

Satan: MC got lost in downtown Devildom for thirty-six hours because they're directionally challenged.

Lucifer: What?

MC: Traitor.

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MC with chronic pain:

MC: The pain is coming back.

Luke: Are you dying!?

MC: I wish.

Belphegor: Oh no you don't.

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Lucifer: What happened?

MC: I plead the fifth.

Lucifer: That doesn't qualify here.

MC: I plead Lord Diavolo.

Lucifer: *sighs* fine.

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Barbatos: MC, are you alright?

MC: *buried under a pile on many cats* I'm perfect.

Satan: *buried under many cats* As am I.

Lucifer: Oh no you're not.

Belphegor: *asleep under his pile of many cats*

MC: Leave us here to die in peace.

Barbatos: I'll inform the therapist.

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Mammon: MC is speaking in tongues, I think they've been possessed!

MC: 아니요. 나는 한국어로 말하고 있어요.

Satan: MC said, "No. I'm speaking Korean."

Mammon: You can speak two languages!?

MC: 확실히

Satan: Obviously.

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MC: *sitting on the counter*

Lucifer: What are you doing?

MC: Eating a salad.

Lucifer: At midnight?

MC: Yup

Lucifer: On the counter?

MC: Yup

Lucifer:....

MC:....

Beelzebub: Hey MC, where are all the tomatoes?

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MC: To the Beat

Asmodeus: ARRIBA!

MC: Cyberpunk

Mammon: WORK

MC: Star 1117

Beelzebub: ROCKY

MC: Wave

Leviathan: HALA HALA!

MC: Turbulence

Belphegor: Dune

MC: NOT OKAY

Satan: Black Cat Nero

MC: Crazy Form

Lucifer: Deja Vu

MC: Bouncy

Diavolo: Say My Name

MC: HALAZIA

Barbatos: Answer Ode to Joy version

MC: Fireworks

Solomon: What is happening?

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Lucifer: MC, would you get that hideous thing out of the living room, please?

MC: Belphegor, Lucifer wants you out of the living room

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MC: Avatar of Pride who has a crush on Lord Diavolo, say "what?"

Lucifer: Hmm?

MC: Avatar of Pride who loves Lord Himbo say "hmmm?"

Lucifer: Yes?

MC: Avatar of Pride who wants to marry our Lord and himbo Diavolo say "yes?"

Lucifer: What?

MC: Oh come on! *Stomps off*

Diavolo: *holding Lucifer in his lap* What was that all about?

Lucifer: *leaning against his chest* No idea.

Diavolo: *playing with Lucifer's hair* What's a himbo?

Lucifer: *falling asleep in his lap* No idea.

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MC: *calls Lucifer from the human realm* Lucifer can you come pick me up? My religious family is being homophobic.

Lucifer: Yes, I'll be there in a moment.

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Headcannon: Mammon's little guys bring him more than just shiny things. They also bring him anything they find pretty, so he just has a pile of shells, flowers, leaves, dropped phones, lost sunglasses, etc., etc.

silly little guys

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Asmodeus: Where the hell did my bath bombs go!?

MC: I can't find mine either!

Beelzebub: *Burps a shit ton of bubbles*

Asmodeus & MC: *GASP*

Belphegor: If you two stopped getting bath bombs that looked and smelled like food, we wouldn't keep having this problem.

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MC: Maniac

Asmodeus: Comflex!

MC: Hellevator!

Beelzebub: God's Menu!

MC: 3Racha!

Belphegor: Maknae on Top!

MC: Super Board!

Leviathan: Venom!

MC: Taste!

Lucifer: Red Lights.

MC: Social Path!

Mammon: S-Class!

MC: Youtiful!

Satan: Case 143.

Solomon: I'm officially too old for this.