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truly insane hat design to sell these days

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Name one better thing to do than standing outside your building in the scorching heat on your period (need to change) on a sunday (everything closed down) without your keys. Should I call a locksmith ? I don't have the money and I don't need to. Someone is home in the apartment. But they disabled the doorbell and apparently put their phone on silent. When someone calls they get a notification on two phones and their computer. I told them I'm just taking out the trash. I've been gone for ages. My keys are on the table. Like...please you're always on your damn phone playing merge gardens or something, just look at it for a fucking second vitdyclcycadigdfjuddkftisdvlushlcdjtzlghlbjckppncxychvkkblnjdd cd ascjinmkvgxfzhbkbjggkbk uffs yctsg if ydongvxsfhjjkkff gf ssgjkogsdhipjgsadjk

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat

german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans

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You're only selling phones and players without jacks ? Fine, I'll use the cableless earbuds. But if all you'll sell me are bluetooth earbuds for fuck's sake don't put 373 touch functions into these tiny things. I don't want to skip to a whole other artist or make an impromptu call every time I need to adjust these little fuckers in my ears.

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please contact the embassies in israel using the details above. im not sure how effective this will be but the freedom flotilla coalition channel on telegram has asked us to do so. please share for reach.

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Therapy speak is super annoying in characters and i think more authors should weaponize this by having a character use therapy speak to justify all their bad life choices including but not limited to bullying, arson, and war crimes to really drive home just how obnoxious it is

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This is so funny "Well can you name all the US states ? checkmate". Yes, yes many of us can because we had to learn all your states and capital cities and lakes and mountains in school because it's so important for our daily lives to be able to name the great lakes in correct order 👍

When my plan for a third worldist maoist revolution succeeds, every Usamerican shall be forced to attend geography classes

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We have an actual word for what's going on with Trump and Mask

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i'm obsessed with problematic relationships with age gaps where the age gap is the least problematic thing about their relationship

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spock is here to bless you with a happy pride

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I know this !!! Didn't have a dream like that for quite some time but when I had it felt like the best and worst time of my life simultaneously. These dreams where the only times when I felt really close to someone, like I loved someone and was loved in return without a doubt. And then I woke up and missed someone I never knew.

Last night I dream about someone... whom I've lost? Like we were supposed to be whole together but we are not?? I saw fragments of us together and it feels right, it makes sense. When I wake up, it's not, and I feel something is missing again???

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my therapist: “you need to unlearn the belief that failing to completely explain every statement you make will cause people to misinterpret and hate you. that’s generally not how people think, and it’s just your OCD talking.”

tumblr when you word a post slightly vaguely/poorly:

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✨DAVG OC Tag✨

Thank you so much for tagging me @nananarc ~(´∀｀)~ I don't think I've ever been tagged before and it'll take me some time to do them but it's been fun.

Rules: Cross out the things your OC hasn't done. If anyone wants me to elaborate, feel free to send me an ask about any of these!

~ Yaryn Thorne (she/her) ~

Killed Someone Under Orders | Had Someone Killed On Their Orders | Killed Someone In Self Defense | Spared Someone’s Life | Invented Something | Been Hungover | Kissed Someone | Slow-Danced | Been In A Long-Term Relationship | Had Sex | Had Sex And Regretted It | Had A One-Night Stand | Had A Threesome | Experimented With Their Sexuality | Had A Kid | Adopted A Kid | Wanted To Have A Family With Someone | Done Something On Impulse They Regretted | Gone Traveling | Had A Bounty Put On Them | Eaten An Insect | Been Groped By A Stranger | Been Groped By Someone They Know | Been Dumped | Dumped Someone | Smoked | Gotten High | Flirted With Someone To Get Free Drinks | Put Someone In A Headlock | Won a Bet | Lost a Bet | Forgiven Someone Who Wronged Them | Indulged In Petty Revenge | Hallucinated | Has A Noticeable Physical Defect | Gotten A Noticeable Scar | Been Permanently Disfigured Through Injury | Kneed Someone In The Groin | Had An Unattainable Crush | Laughed Themself To The Point Of Tears | Been Kidnapped | Been Sexually Assaulted | Been Brainwashed/Hypnotised | Had A Recurring Nightmare | Been Bullied | Bullied Someone | Experienced Survivor’s Guilt | Been Tied/Chained Up | Given Someone A Massage | Received A Massage | Been Backed Up Against A Wall (at least not until Lucanis) | Shot Someone | Stabbed Someone | Saved Someone’s Life | Cheated On Someone | Been Cheated On | Been In An Open Relationship | Had A Friendship With Benefits | Been In A Queerplatonic Relationship | Had A Stalker | Been Betrayed | Been A Traitor | Been Possessed | Been In A Bar Fight | Been Thrown Out Of A Bar | Been Arrested | Broken Out Of Jail | Been To A Funeral | Been To A Brothel | Had Surgery | Broken Someone’s Trust | Broken Someone’s Heart | Had Their Heart Broken | Broken/Damaged Something Out Of Anger | Broken/Damaged Something Out Of Spite | Gotten A Piercing | Gotten A Tattoo | Used A Fake Name | Been Beaten Up | Been Tortured/Tortured Others | Been Abused | Been Blackmailed | Gotten Away With A Crime | Framed Someone Else For A Crime They Committed | Shared A Bed Platonically | Been In Love | Suffered From Sleep Paralysis | Been Forced To Flee Their Home | Learned A New Language | Joined A Rebellion | Fought On The Losing Side Of A War | Fought On The Winning Side Of A War | Become A Godparent | Become An Aunt/ Uncle

Yaryn is my second DAVG OC but probably the one with a more extensive background. She is fiercely ambitious, was always trying to prove herself even though there was no reason to after she was sent away from Par Vollen, and never was looking for something exclusive or serious until she got close to Lucanis and realized he was more vulnerable than he let on.

I don't really have anyone to tag so if you want, feel free to join in.

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i love media where characters are (violently) obsessed with each other and never kiss or have sex. this definitely has nothing to do with me being aroace

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little caged bird, always chasing the sky