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Incorrect Quote Generator - The Boys

Homelander / John = Antony Starr

Shadow / Nick (OC) = Andrew Garfield

Soldier Boy / Ben = Jensen Ackles

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Nick X John (Romantic) (Situationship?)

John & Ben (Platonic) (Hate! Family Relationship)

Nick X Ben (Romantic) (Romantic Relationship)

Nick : Look, last night was a mistake. John: A sexy mistake. Nick : No, just a regular mistake

John: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this... Nick : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card? John: Holy moly-

Nick : Go fuck yourself. John, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

Nick: John, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? John, naked in Nick's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Nick, already taking off their clothes: Fuck… Me neither.

Nick: What’s your body count? John: Do you mean sex or murder?

Ben : looks over John ’s shoulder at their laptop What the fuck? John : slams screen shut It’s just research! For something I’m writing about! I swear that’s it! Ben : Why the hell would that involve the breeding habits of frogs? John : It’s not just “frogs”, it’s the Surinam Toad. And it’s not “breeding habits”, it’s how they raise their young. This is important information my audience needs to know! Ben : That doesn’t change the fact this is for one line in a fanfiction. John , offendedly: You don’t know that! Ben : I hear no denial.

John : My life is a mess. Ben : Son relax, go get a beer. John : I don’t want a beer. Ben : Who said it was for you?

John : There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza. Ben : So, you’re not going to share? John : I’m not going to share.

John: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but— Ben : Thats because your too short to do so. John: …Listen here you fucking—

John: I’m totally useless. Ben : You’re not totally useless. Ben : You can be used as a bad example.

Nick : Ben and I are no longer friends. Ben : NICK THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

Ben : Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Nick : It was autocorrect. Ben : Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Nick : Yes.

Nick : I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Ben : Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Nick , getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

Ben : Fight me! Nick : gets on one knee and pulls out a ring Nick : Fight me for the rest of our lives.

Ben : I’m in love with you. Nick : We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Ben : I know. Nick : Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Sorry BUT ....

I once did a survey asking whether Homelander would date someone with the same abilities as him and most people said yes.

And I watched episode 1 (and a little bit of episode 2) of gen V this week and thought.

What if this person with similar abilities to him is male and goes to Godolkin University and Homelander only notices him because he somehow suddenly got into the top 10 of the student rankings or something.

And this person would have the same superpowers as him but had a "normal" childhood, which is what Homelander had always dreamed of.

(And this person would be a head taller than Homelander because I like to work with size differences.)

And then Homelander and this person fall in love over time but are not allowed to admit it because otherwise they will have problems.

(And this person would then be the more dominant part in the relationship between him and Homelander)

(And he would act like Andrew Garfield in The amazing Spider-Man)

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"there are only two sexes, it's literally third grade biology!" and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either

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Embarrassing moment from my life Vol.1

[Just happened now]

I'm going to eat at a restaurant with my siblings.

Had to go to the toilet and saw that the whole toilet area was dark and there was no light.

I didn't want to go to the toilet anymore but my siblings told me not to be a p*ssy.

Went back into the area with a flashlight and went into the first toilet I found and quickly did my business there.

Me: Find out that I was in the opposite toilet for my gender.

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Valentine's Day headcanons for Homelander:

[Hold briefly because I'm on the bus right now]

Would hate Valentine's Day if he doesn't have a partner and love it if he does have a partner.

Corny on this day with his partner.

Would do the stereotypical Valentine's Day thing you see on TV because he thinks that's how he can show love.

I would plan everything and not spare any money if something is very expensive.

You have a lot of sex that day.

Would buy you a large red flower bouquet or one similar to the one he actually wanted to give to Stormfront.

I would spend the whole day with you.

Treat and adore you especially like his queen/king/etc on this day.

Just loves you as you are

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[OC X CANON APPRECIATION POST! 🩷✨]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE AND SUPPORT OC X CANON!!

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WOULD IT BE WRONG? QUESTION

It may sound stupid but I have an idea for a Marvel OC and I need to know if my idea would be wrong or if it wouldn't be okay.

My OC would be the new Moon Knight in my fanfiction but my OC was in a car accident as a toddler and has been in a wheelchair ever since. I would write that my OC can walk and run again while he is Moon Knight thanks to Khonshu magic.

Would it be insulting or somehow hurtful to readers if I made my fanfiction public mabye?

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Question

Do you think Homelander would date someone who has the same superpowers as him?

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Update: I'm at home. I thought the inventory would only take 2 hours but it actually took almost 6 hours. (And I work in a very small company) I'm happy to be back home in front of my laptop.

Update to my life

[Even if no one asked]

I'm taking inventory at work today and don't know when I'll be home.

[*And work with my boss who hates me with all my heart*]

Wish me luck that I can get home early😁

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Update to my life

[Even if no one asked]

I'm taking inventory at work today and don't know when I'll be home.

[*And work with my boss who hates me with all her heart*]

Wish me luck that I can get home early😁

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Yes or No

Stepfather! Old Spider-Man! Miguel O'Hara Variant (26-27 years old)

X

Stepchild! New Spider-Person! OC Variant (18-19 years old)

(Romatic Ship for Smut Oneshorts )

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Question (Miguel O'Hara X OC)

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Headcanon (Khonshu X Avatar! Reader)

POV: Khonshu falls in love with his avatar but the avatar is too afraid to confess his feelings and doesn't return Khonshu's feelings because of it. Khosnhu then sing this song.

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Es ist mein 2. Jahrestag auf Tumblr 🥳

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Day #30 : My favorite 9 Marvel Events

Day 30 of the Marvel Challenge --- 27/05/2023