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Kate, after meeting Yelena: I can’t fix her but I could fuck her.

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Peter, pointing at Yelena: You do see the red flags, right? Kate: Yeah, but I love a good project. Peter:

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Kate: I'm this close to falling in love with Yelena. Peter: Your fingertips are touching. Kate: Exactly.

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Kate: Yel, I need your help! Yelena: Are we gonna commit a crime? Kate: No, something better! Yelena: Nothing’s better than a crime.

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Kate: If you were a flower, I’d pick you.

Yelena: Wouldn’t that kill me?

Kate: I would water you constantly!

Yelena: Thus drowning me.

Kate: Well then I’d put you out in the sunniest spot!

Yelena: So I could wither up and die?

Kate: I’m trying my best, okay?!?!

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Yelena: Hey, Kate Bishop, can you help me with my zipper? Kate: Yeah, I’m on it! Yelena: Kate: Yelena: UP, Kate. Kate: Right, sorry. Force of habit.

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Kate: You got a haircut. Yelena: Oh, yeah. Do you like it? Kate: Looks okay— I guess. *later* Kate, sobbing into Peter's shoulder: She looks so good. Peter: I know. Kate: I'm so gay. Peter: I know…

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Wanda, hands over a tissue: Hey, can you clean your face? Natasha: Why? Is there anything on it? Wanda: No, I just want my seat to be clean for later. Natasha: Natasha: It's clean now…

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Kate: You’re so sweet!

Yelena: I could murder someone in two seconds.

Kate: Aw, you didn’t even say ‘murder you!’ You’re adorable.

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Yelena: Now Kate Bishop, I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but— Kate: That’s because you’re short. Yelena: Kate, sweating: I take it back...

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Yelena: Describe yourself in one word. Kate: Yours. Yelena, in tears: Disgusting. Yelena: Say it again.

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Kate: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Natasha: Not if they consent to it.

Yelena: Depends on who you’re stabbing.

Wanda: YES?!?!

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Peter: Kate, have you ever won an argument with Yelena?

Kate: We never argue. She speaks Russian and I shut up.

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listen I know pretty little liars has been off air for like six years and I should probably stop letting this bother me, but I genuinely cannot get over the fact that they forced aria to marry her teacher and STALKER. their relationship is already disgusting enough before the season 4 reveal, but it’s only made worse by the fact that ezra was following around and exploiting multiple teenage girls. that man should be in JAIL. alex drake should have finished the job when she hit him over the head with that rock.

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Carol: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Kamala.

Monica: You just said it again.

Kamala:

Carol:

Carol: I am not a role model.

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Yelena: Who else here thought Kate Bishop was my girlfriend?

Yelena: Kate, put your hand down.

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Yelena: That giant box is Kate's gift to me?

Peter: Yup.

Yelena: She's inside, isn't she?

Peter: Yup.