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Morticia: Wednesday's at that very special age when an Addams has only one thing on their mind.

Esther: *scoffs* Homicide?

Wednesday: *ominously* Your daughter.

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The Real Thunderbolts* Post Credit.

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John: Why do you look like that?

Yelena, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

John: Like you’re dead.

Yelena: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Ava: Yelena accidentally called Kate “babe” in front of everyone today.

Yelena: [sobs into the floor]

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Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck The Marvels (2023) dir. Nia DaCosta

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Dr. Henry Loomis is a grown-ass man, yet, he still acted like a complete child when he saw the dinosaurs in the forest. The way he was so overjoyed to the point of having to take off his slutty little glasses because he began to cry was so cute. He is such a precious and nerdy bean that needs to be protected at all costs.

🦴 July 04, 2025 🦴

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“Science is for all of us, not just for some of us.”

— Dr. Henry Loomis, “Jurassic World: Rebirth”

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the best part of the new jurassic park movie was when jonathan bailey's character unironically says that he wants to die in a shallow sea with silt on the bottom because he'll have the greatest chance at becoming fossilized. hell yeah autism boy live your dream.

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Yelena: Barnes, do I look like a father to you?

Bucky:

Bucky: What?

Yelena: A young woman who was dressed rather provocatively came up to me today and called me "daddy" after pressing herself up against me.

Bucky, laughing: And what did you say in return?

Yelena: Well, I corrected her and told her that it was Walker who was a dad.

Bucky, laughing their ass off: No way! You didn't!

Yelena: Was I not supposed to correct her?

Bucky: *continuous laughter*

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Thunderbolts: The path to true inner peace starts with four little words.

Thunderbolts: Not my fucking problem.

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Avengers: The Thunderbolts are not morning people. Or a night people. There's really only about seven minutes a day they are fun to be around. 

Thunderbolts: The best part is you never know when they're coming.

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Bucky: Is Walker sleeping or dead?

Yelena: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Bucky: Yeah, so did I.

John: Okay first of all, fuck you—

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Avengers: We listen and we don't judge.

Thunderbolts: We listen and we judge the fuck out of you.

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Avengers: What is your biggest weakness?

Thunderbolts: I can be uncooperative.

Avengers: Okay, can you give me an example?

Thunderbolts: No.

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Someone: I wish we could block people in real life.

Avengers: Get a restraining order.

Thunderbolts: Murder.