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My goal in life is to have one of my tumblr post on one of those TikTok videos with the ai voice and the Minecraft in the background.

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OMG OMG OMG OMG BUTCH SUPERBAT????

happy pride month!!! butch4butch superbat is forever

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"Bruce, stop"

"No. You don't get to do this again, Clark—"

Bruce turns, posture sharp, half a step from vanishing into the Cave; and that's when Clark moves.

Two hands under Bruce's arms and suddenly he's in the air: feet dangling, trapped.

"What the hell are you doing!?"

"It's called a timeout" Clark says evenly "Since verbal warnings don't work on you"

"You're holding me like a child"

"You're acting like one"

Bruce struggles for a second, but Clark just adjusts his grip and lifts him a little higher.

"This isn’t dignified" Bruce grits.

“It’s not meant to be. It’s meant to stop you from running.”

"...I hate you" Bruce says muttering.

"I love you too, darling" Clark responds

Bruce goes still, not because he agrees; but because he hates how effective it is.

(One of the batkids saw this? Yes, they will tease Bruce for this? Probably, Jason was the one who told Clark that this worked? Well, maybe)

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Never felt like this image more in my life

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Bruce paced in tight, precise circles, the hem of his coat trailing behind him like a shadow with a mission. The League's latest decision (something about alien diplomacy and a naive PR campaign) had sent him straight into a controlled rage, his hands were clenched, his voice low and sharp, slicing through the air like a thrown batarang.

Clark watched from the couch, half reclined, arms folded across his chest as he tracked Bruce's movements with a look that was far too serene for the tension in the room, smile tugged at his mouth. A soft, fond, dangerous smile.

"You're not listening" Bruce snapped, cutting his words off mid rant as he turned to face him, his eyes narrowed.

"I am" Clark replied calmly "i'm listening to every word. I'm also watching the way you walk when you're angry. It's very… purposeful.”

Bruce blinked "What does that have to do with—"

"You're really pretty when you're angry" Clark said simply, like it was an unshakable truth, like Bruce had just declared the sky was blue.

Bruce stared at him, he opened his mouth, then closed it. His ears turned faintly pink.

"That is not a productive comment" he said tightly.

Clark tilted his head "It's very productive for me"

From behind the Batcomputer, Tim coughed to cover a laugh "He's got a point” he muttered.

Jason, passing through with a sandwich, didn't even pause "Scary and hot. Own it, B. You already know you're attractive"

Bruce didn't speak again for a full minute. He only turned back toward the monitors, his shoulders stiff and his jaw tight, but Clark noticed the faint blush that covered Bruce's neck and face.

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edit: second pic inspired by what happens in vegas by onlydance! + see me actually draw from the fic here 👉

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De-aged Jason Todd and his morally-grey parental figures + Dick

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i am an another anon, but maybe bruce wayne trying to take care of baby dick grayson? please :)

treat yourself with some batdad and his baby

this is more of a de-age situation rather than "bruce taking dick in as a baby" because, if taking account their canon-ish ages, i can't really imagine a freshly young adult bruce willingly adopting a recently orphaned baby while he himself is already in the path of becoming batman.

which gave me this idea of an elseworlds concept where bruce rejects the path of becoming batman in favor of taking care of baby dick and becoming a glorified teen parent instead.

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To add on to my post about blushing virgin Bruce: just imagine the first time Clark calls him baby!?!?

It’s bound to happen because, come on. It’s Clark Kent, aka the walking country farm boy stereotype. Its practically ingrained into his system to say all those annoyingly sweet nicknames like sweetheart and darlin’ and fucking cupcake

Anyway, the first time it does actually happen, its when Bruce is having one of his little fits because he let the joker get away or something. Hes been ignoring everyone and refusing to come out of his cave for hours and Clark is getting worried; he’s been practically begging Bruce on hands and knees to just eat something when it slips out-

“Baby, will you please just come upstairs for dinner?”

Bruce then promptly freezes in his rapid typing, which causes Clark to freeze(woah! Domino effect) because he thinks something is wrong with Bruce.

“Baby? You okay?”

When Clark reaches out to rub his shoulder in an attempt at comfort, Bruce makes no sound and doesn’t even look at clark; he just stands up, grabs Clarks hand, and starts leading them to the elevator like this is a perfectly normal thing to do

Clark hesitantly lets himself be lead, feeling both triumphant and scared because theres no way Bruce Wayne just caved so easily after only like one hour of whatever you call what Clark was doing. (Begging? Torture? Manipulation? Depends on the perspective; bruce would probably say all three)

Clark is getting suspicious, so even though both the elevator ride up and dinner are dead silent and kinda awkward he doesn’t really mind, because it gives him time to workshop his theory

When he actually gets to test it out, its because Bruce is glued to his monitors(again), this time in his office instead of the batcave. Clark asks him 3 or 4 times to just come to bed because hes so obviously tired and when bruce doesn’t listen(as predicted,) Clark just leans against the doorframe, raises an eyebrow and says-

“C’mon baby, you know you want to”

He purposely uses that soft, kryptonian voice he has saved away for almost-end-of-the-world speeches. Bruce does that thing again where he freezes up and sort of stops breathing; and when he doesn’t move for a few moments Clark is about to furrow his brow and ask if hes alright, but then bruce is standing up and crossing the room at record time and. Guess what.

Hes blushing.

Bruce actually lets Clark lead them to his bedroom hand in hand. Are you kidding.

Clark hides the biggest smile ever in Bruces hair when he climbs into bed and starts clinging to Clark like a koala, because holy motherfuck he just cracked the code to the universe

This is half baked at best but you guys see what im going for right

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Bully has a crush... 😏

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Superman Sunbathes on The Daily Planet like a Lizard on a Rock Send Tweet

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The brain worms yearn for dad-bod Clark Kent…

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corensupebattinson please.... pleak...... pleek .. ... 💔💔💔💔💔

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i’m just gonna… leave this here

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SuperBat cheek smooch for @/spacetobio on twt 💞 @dcforgaza

ref under the cut

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superbat except they're both total freaks and the entire league knows it

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i’m a little stressed rn so i wanted to draw bruce putting on clark’s flannel when he thinks no one is looking…. and dick <3