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This is in no way the best way to post it but it is the only way I could get the format to stay

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It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

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Two boys talked on the playground about who was stronger: a kitten or a puppy. "For the sake of fairness, let's say they're both the size of a pea," one boy said. "Agreed," said the other boy. "It's only fair."

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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

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i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

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“Nothing haunts us like the things we don’t say.”

— Mitch Albom, Have a Little Faith

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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

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WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

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Rick Riordon accidentally made one of the most tragic and complex characters in his series.

And then proceeded to do fuck all with him and that more then anything is the true tragedy of Jason Grace.

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation