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is there a word for only being attracted to people who are so smart academically but fucking stupid in every other possible way?
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@liseytopia told you to spank you ‘cause you’re not posting
so
🧍🏻♀️🤺
there are just no thoughts in my head bro i would post if i had any
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just finished BNW and that shit was gas as fuck. like why the fuck did it get so much hate?
(this is a genuine question, someone please explain to me how the hell this movie got a 47% on rotten tomatoes.)
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FIC REC!!! I need a fic rec.
Whether you see it as a full on divorce or a lover's quarrel where Bucky sleeps on the couch I know the makeup sex is about to be glorious, intense, and erotic
#thunderbolts#sambucky divorce#sambucky#sam wilson#anthony mackie#bucky barnes#james bucky barnes#sebastian stan#avengers doomsday#captain america#winter soldier#i want fic recs on my desk by friday#marvel
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she’s the mean black cat to my slightly less mean golden retriever
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did i enjoy the thunderbolts movie? yes. do i adore the main characters? yes. do i still not engage with any thunderbolts content because of the whole new avengers thing causing a sambucky divorce? also yes.
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happy birthday to @liseytopia!!!! u r such an amazing person and im so lucky to have you in my life!!! ilysm <3
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she lynyrd on my skynyrd til i sweet home alabama
#shitpost#alabama#sweet home alabama#lynyrd skynyrd#dumb#stupid shit#i’ve been sitting in the same airport terminal for five hours#our flight got in at two am#the car rental place was closed#im running on fumes at this point
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💯💯💯💯
Doomsday could be shit and I wouldn’t even care as long as Anthony and Sebastian get to do press together
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@r7leee our dynamic be like…


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she ho on my mo till i sexual
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…yeah.
#don’t get me flowers for my birthday just find a credible article that backs up one of my claims#nerd alert
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just because they’re my soulmate doesn’t mean i can’t also think they’re an annoying bitch
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i have a deep ache, a wound
i don’t know who gave it to me
but it wasn’t you
but it still hurts
that much is true
i cant find the broken pieces of me
in anyone
let alone, in you
#original poem#poetry#poem#poets on tumblr#short poem#poems on tumblr#poems and poetry#my poem#sad poem
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PSA for all of my amateur home bakers: try the cake recipe on the back of the hershey’s cocoa powder container right the FUCK now
#when i tell you i moaned when i took the first bite#baking#bakers of tumblr#hershey chocolate#chocolate#cake#chocolate cake#birthday cake#hear me out cake
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