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this is my favorite tweet 💀

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i just saw someone say that This Song is filling the gap between The Story and Alley Rose and honestly? Now I want to kill myself...

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people expect me to behave normally as if Conan Gray didn't just announce his fourth album

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i just KNOW that now those crimson rivers edits are going to be crazy ass good as soon as sotr releases

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i mean they did give us Robert "Bobby" Nash alive, we maybe should've specifically which one we meant

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i have too many thoughts to properly function after that BuzzFeed thirst tweets video with Oliver and Ryan

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currently re-reading the first to die at the end before finally picking up the survivor wants to die at the end and I already feel how the shit that broke me once will most definitely break me again

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Is your ship really that iconic if one of them haven't been buried alive and the other haven't tried to dig them out with their bare hands?

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sorry im. okay imagine buck is watching his trash tv. and its dancing with the stars. and eddie wanders in and hes standing watching it too (as dads are wont to do) and then he starts Critiquing Their Form and buck whips his head around like. um. what the fuck are you saying rn.

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do you all see my vision here

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started watching 911 and tbh at first I really was like "ah it can't be that bad!!" about buck and eddie. it is. it is that bad. what do you mean they had a textbook rivalry to best friends arc. what do you mean buck is basically a second dad to christopher. what do you mean he would get legal guardianship of christopher because no one would fight for christopher like him. what do you mean hes living in eddies house. what is going on. why has buck looked at eddie like that from day fucking one what the shit

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the problem I have with the miscommunication trope in traditionally published books (fanfics too but not as much) is that most people don't do it the right way

miscommunication means person A and B talk about thing C and D while booth thinking they mean the same thing (as C and D have too many similarities to notice) or some variation of this scenario

so no your two characters not talking to each other about their feelings because they are to afraid what the other might think and then realizing at the end they booth liked each other all along isn't miscommunication because tell me how is it supposed to be miscommunication when there wasn't even any communication happening that could've been misunderstood in the first place?! scrap that, how can it be miscommunication when there wasn't any communication happening at all?! your trope may be missed communication but that's all there is darling, believe me

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the most interesting reveal from Thunderbolts* wasn't that the asterisk stands for *The New Avengers but much more that Avengers: Doomsday is actually going to be called Avengers: Civil War 2.0 (Sambucky's version)

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nothing will ever emotionally impact me the way experiencing Thunderbolts* and 9-1-1 S8E15 for the first time both in the span of two days, I'm pretty sure I was somewhere between mental whiplash and total crash out

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PREACH!

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Clint in the vents and that’s his whole personality because he wasn’t fleshed out in the movies → Ava in the walls and that’s her whole personality because she wasn’t fleshed out in the movies

Thor eating poptarts and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief → Alexei eating Wheaties and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief

Natasha pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because fanon decided she’s just silly like that → Yelena pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because canon decided she’s just silly like that

Bruce being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a bad day → Bob being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a sad day

Steve being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the LAST person on board with this → Bucky being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the last person on board with this

Tony being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapons manufacturer → John being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapon himself

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no because I am living for 2012 Avengers tower fics (thunderbolts version) and I will eat up every single one of them

YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"