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hey, just checking in to make sure your still okay!

Y'all are way to nice to me, yes I am well! I forgot I had this account...LOL don't worry! I haven't forgot about you guys, I'm getting to answering asks very soon ♥️♥️♥️

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heyyy, just following up to make sure your still alive and health!

Make sure to drink water and eat

OMG HI AUGHFHFHDJDJD

I am still fortunately, alive! (eeeeee)

I've just been busy but dw, I will get back to writing soon!

You guys make sure to eat,sleep and drink water too!!

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I'm so normal (Those are four cryptid fucks wym)

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HOWDY!!! i was sturggling with mental health and also teeth pain for a bit BUT IM BACK!!!!! I have two questions, one is: how have you been doing?

AND THE OTHER ONE IS, CAN WE GET LIKE A FEW HEADCANONS OF AN ELDRITCH READER GIFTING TIM WITH SOME FLOWERS?

I have maladaptive daydreaming and he's usually in it AND SEEING YOU WRITE FOR HIM IS SO NICE AND YOURE REALLY SMART AND THE IDEAS GO SO WELL WITH THEM!!!

Characters: Tim Wright

S/O?: Kinda

S/O type: Gender neutral, eldritch

CW: None

Tags: SFW

A/N: HIII!! I'M DOING OK AS USUAL! THANK YOU FOR THE KIND WORDS FJDJFJCJFCJXJCJCJFJ HOPE YOU FEEL/ GET BETTER SOON MATE!

Headcanons below!

Tim Wright:

Probably is confused at first, him? Receiving flowers by a being like you? Can't be possible!

Might think they're like,, A trap or something in the beginning, doesn't really trust you

Doesn't straight up deny them, makes friendly excuses like "Sorry, I'm allergic" or something, he doesn't want to be rude and hurt anyone's feelings

If he does accept them he'll probably cherish them for a while cause he's probably hardly ever received flowers ever in his life, desperately tries to give you some in return but uh,, doesn't know anything about what favorite types you have if you have any at all

Probably might drop what he thinks are subtle hints about what type of flowers you like example: "Those are pretty, what do you think?"

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A/N: I actually really enjoy writing these cause like,, I have an oc similar to an eldritch (Technically a spirit thingy) and stuff so it's fun to write these! Also Tim is A favorite of mine, I will admit!

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can you do BEN, jason, and tobys S/O that makes a powerpoint presentation to show slender. So that y/n and there partner can hang out.

(Btw y/n doesn't live at the slender mansion)

Characters: BEN Drowned, Jason the Toymaker, 'Ticci' Toby

S/O?: Yes

S/O Type: Gender neutral

CW: None

Tags: SFW

A/N: Bit confused if you meant if y/n and the S/O are the same person so sorry if I got it wrong!

Headcanons below!:

BEN Drowned

Definitely helped out with it

At the very end he probably did the whole "PLEASEEEEEJFJDFJDJFJREEEE" thing

If the octopus dude says yes will squeal like a middle school girl

Probably isn't banned from most public places (Just gets mistaken as a very emo cosplayer) So can takes you out to like,, cheap food places

But if octopus guy says no, no one is seeing him for 7 business weeks, I'm sorry

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Jason the Toymaker:

Probably will giggle at the thought of this, does NOT actually expect you to do it

Literally just walked in on you nerding out using big words at 4 in the morning to the octopus guy (Snuck through the chimney of smth)

If he says yes, welp, to a damaged tree house you guys go!! (Banned from most public places)

He says no? Might be a bit upset, will still find a way to make a loophole

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'Ticci' Toby

Since he's not technically part of creepy pasta anymore were switching over into the slenderverse/ The Operator

Does not give a flying fuck about what it says, will just show up randomly

You make an entire presentation? Cool! Thinks that kind of dedication is cool, does he care if it gets rejected though? No!

If it's accepted? Cool! Will just spend more time with you without feeling anxious as usual

Not banned from public since he's a pretty normal looking feller,, will take you anywhere he can afford

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Puppeteer with Tall! Male! Reader.

Characters: The Puppeteer

S/O?: Yes

S/O type: Masc

CW: None

Tags: SFW

A/N: Apparently this man is like...6,3, damn (*Looks away in tall shame*)

Headcanons below!

The Puppeteer

So assuming you're taller then him, he'd probably be surprised cause he's like,, never met anyone taller then him cause technically he's considered above the average height I believe

He still possess the rage only a 5,5 man could have just maybe more amplified or calmer depending

Might comment and tease A bit about your height but nothing besides that

Pretty normal personality wise besides that, doesn't really care about height besides the fact it hurts his neck to look up at you.

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BEN Drowned anon here, I would like BEN with S/O being Homura Akemi from Madoka Magica.

Hello! Thank you for requesting once again!

I unfortunately don't know who that is so I won't be able to go through with this, I apologize

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heyyy, can you do Jason the toymaker hanging out with his S/O

Characters: Jason the Toymaker

S/O?: Yes

S/O type: Gender neutral

CW: None

Tags:SFW

A/N: Anon, I am so sorry I did not get to this sooner I've been trying to figure out how to write this

Headcanons below!

Jason the Toymaker

Ok, so going off of canon he would spoil you and depending on his intentions it could be love bombing, just genuine kindness or whatever you'd like to think

100% Banned from most public places, sorry y'all gotta hide out

Probably brought shitty packed lunches, trying his best (Which is pretty bad)

Sees a cow and goes "That's a fat deer" (ACTUAL DIALOGUE FROM MY COUSIN)

Might rant and complain about how hard it is to make toys

Massive cuddler if allowed too/trusted

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I AM BACK!!! SORRY FOR MY INCONSISTENT POSTING SCHEDULE

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can i get BEN, puppeteer and eyeless jack with a S/O thats petrified of the dark

Characters: BEN Drowned, The Puppeteer and 'Eyeless' Jack

S/O?: Yes

S/O type: Gender neutral

CW: None

Tags: SFW

A/N: I'VE BEEN SCHEMING REHEHEHEHEHEHE

Headcanons below!

BEN Drowned

Probably be like "It's not that scaryy" then be absolutely mortified of the dark as well

100% Sticks by your side in the dark (The glitching helps as a light source so it's a win win)

Doesn't necessarily make fun of you more so,, light teasing (Cannot be talking smh)

Tries to comfort you while trying to ignore his fear (DISTRACTIONS GO!!)

Sleeps with a night light

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The Puppeteer

Probably was also scared of the dark when he was in a more alive state so understands

He usually lurks in the dark now so he is kinda confused why you chose to like,, y'know be with him

Those string things seem to produce light so he might give you one

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Eyeless Jack:

Even more confused, he literally lives in the dark and is only usually active during midnight so like,, doesn't understand at all

Med school him never really ever had a fear of the dark so he doesn't understand why people are afraid of the dark in general

Tries to provide comfort but is horrible at it

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TEEHEE IM BACK (i hope me spamming you ((i know this isnt spamming but shh)) is okay) I WANNA SEE YOUR HEADCANNONS FOR TIM AND MASKY and also maybe eyeless jack? i don't remember if you write for him IM SORRY IF YOU DON'T, ONE OF MY FAVOURITE HEADCANONS FOR TIM RA|IGHT NOW: he would so paint, like it makes sense to me that he would, and i think he would be good at it too!!! he would at least be okay at it yknow?

Characters: Tim Wright, Masky and Eyeless Jack

S/O: No

CW: Semi realistic

Tags: SFW (Sexually)

A/N: IT'S OK DW!! AND OMFG... YOU'RE SO SMART ABOUT THAT HEADCANON RAH AND I DO WRITE FOR MR. EYELESS DW!!

Headcanons below!:

Tim Wright:

Ok expanding on that painting headcanon,, he would totally paint! And he would 100% be decent at it, though I can imagine it sorta being like Alex Kralie's pages, but like,, more deranged if that makes sense. Like to an average person who doesn't know what happened during canon/pre canon would probably find it drawings/paintings off an insane person. But I feel like the paintings would just be like, the operator and the events that happened but like, he has really terrible handwriting + I feel like he shakes a lot so it all combines into a mess. But I also can imagine him painting like really nice landscapes as well, of forests, swamps, mountains etc.

I have a feeling that he still visits Brian, Jays and even Alex's graves every month or so, even if it does bring up bad times and makes him emotional I feel like, he would still want to visit them and just update them about life

Remember how very shortly in early marble hornets how Alex mentioned his dog? (Not Seth's) I believe the dogs name was Rocky, yea, definitely adopted the dog after Alex died

I don't know how much he'd really be social after Marble Hornets, he'd probably stay mostly to himself and just try to stay alone

On a brighter note,I think he would try to quit smoking and I believe the medication has helped him a lot now.

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Masky:

Definitely doesn't even utter A single sound now, he mostly just wanders through the woods and occasionally kicks rocks. I don't see him being too murderous nowadays, if he does kill he tries to keep it short and painless, he doesn't want anyone to suffer and definitely sometimes has breakdowns after.

Finds the tapes sometimes, watches then on an almost broken player

Sometimes will try and apologize to Jessica but will run away before being able to

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Eyeless Jack:

Hobie Brown but cannibal basically

He definitely is a stalker-ish type, not a "One day and done type of guy" no, he'll stalk his victim for weeks, making sure they're perfect

Stalks from the trees and alleys type, once he figures out that it is the right person, he'll plan a,perfect time and date, he's already memorized their schedule and such

Scalpel? Yea, maybe usually just uses thought animalistic talons and teeth of his though, the police usually can't find any evidence of what had happened cause either he'd: 1 burn the place down, 2 kill the people investigating the crime or 3 hide the body somewhere it'll decompose fast enough for it to be hard to trace

Seedeater was merely an accident, just a random deer, dog and bison carcus merged together into the demonic entity today that Jack happened to meet

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A/N: Tim is my favorite, can you tell?

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hi, could i request BEN, eyeless jack, and bloody painter with a S/O that a twitch streamer

Characters: BEN Drowned, Eyeless Jack, Helen Otis (Bloody painter)

S/O?: Yes

S/O type: Gender neutral

CW: None

Tags: SFW

A/N: Anon I hope I delivered

Headcanons below!

BEN Drowned:

Hacks, walks in, pops through the computer during the stream

Supportive, words of positivity

Does not care whatever you do on stream, quote "You do you boo!! Get that bag ❤❤" (I cringed at my own words)

Might randomly spam the chat for funsies

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Eyeless Jack:

Accidentally will wander into the room when the stream is happening

Tries not to like, eat organs and stuff if he hears the stream (Due to him being blind he can't actively see when it's happening so he has to listen) Or he might just not care and will eat them right then and there

Supportive, doesn't understand it though like wym there's a service where people can watch you live???

Tries his best to not judge (Judgy ass mf)

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Bloody Painter:

Stays tf away from the setup 100% of the time

So very camera shy, stays away at all costs, even when there's no stream

Mainly draws in the next room over

Supportive but doesn't want to be associated with the streams (No bringing up this man at all)

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heyyy i know this is weird but i need some creeps angst in my life so could you write the general creeps finding you dead?

thank youuuu i love your writing sm!!

You know honestly me too. I live for creeps angst/angst in general so I’m happy to give it to you! Angst writing is actually strangely comforting to me too.

THE CREEPS FINDING YOU DEAD

JEFF THE KILLER

Finding you dead wasn’t on Jeff’s bucket list at all. It hadn’t crossed his mind that he could come home one day to find you slaughtered just like he did today. Your blood ran through the grooves in the tiled kitchen floor as he stood above you.

Jeff had felt rage before, but nothing like this. Nothing so burning, nothing so strong. He knew he was hated, but that had nothing to do with you. Nothing.

He stormed out of the house, going house by house, neighborhood by neighborhood. Murdering, killing, slaughtering, torturing. One by one. Person by person. Each time leaving at least one alive to witness, to feel the immense pain that he did. The agony of losing the one you loved.

All of this was for you. A final way to show his love.

“TICCI” TOBY

Coming home late from missions was a common occurrence. He often found you curled up in your blankets sound asleep. And honestly he couldn’t tell the difference until he took his place next to you in bed. He felt something wet against his neck, feeling around further to find a majority of the bed to be just as wet. Toby quickly turned on the light, turning to find your blood staining the sheets.

“N-no! Y/N fuck!-“ He tried doing CPR like EJ had taught him. But his mind was running a million miles an hour and the cracking of your ribs as he tried the compressions quickly deterred him.

Toby felt his heart shatter as he realized this was it… You were gone and there was no way to save you…

He turned from your lifeless body, clutching his head and breathing heavy. He felt like he was dying too. His chest tightening and his hands shaking. He felt tears running down his face as he fell to his knees, rocking back and forth while trying to calm down.

“No- n-n-no- no-“ was all he could repeat to himself as he tried his hardest to self soothe.

TIM/MASKY

“Honey I’m home!” He called as he shut the front door. Tim had just come home from getting the groceries you asked for. You had told the creeps that you’d make dinner tonight if they felt like coming over.

When no response came he felt a wave of worry rush over him. He swiftly dropped the plastic bags of groceries and began looking through the first floor of your shared house. He climbed the carpeted stairs with heavy anxious steps from his hefty work boots, pushing open your bedroom door he found you. You lay out on your large bed, your dress soiled in crimson blood. He didn’t even dare enter the room, he couldn’t.

His body was frozen in place as he stared… He felt his hands tremble as he looked you over from afar. Your skin had gone pale, your chest unmoving… Every part of him wanted to lose it. He wanted to scream, yell, break down and cry, smash everything in sight. But his body remained frozen. Even through the whirlwind of emotions going through his head he stood still. All he could do was stand and stare.

It felt like seconds but hours had long passed and he felt a hand on his shoulder. Only then did he slowly turn his head to see Jeff. He had never seen him look so somber.

“Let’s go man… They’re gone…”

BRIAN/HOODIE

You’d been on a mission together, get equipment from the hospital nearby and get out. It had seemed like an easy job, you both walked into it with full confidence. But running out in your partners arms, you didn’t feel confident at all.

Your side burned from the bullet lodged deep in you. Holding back tears was a battle you couldn’t win as you writhed in pain in Hoodie’s arms. Only when he deemed you two were far enough away did he let you down, laying you gently on the grass. The bleeding was worse than he had first thought. He watched as your movements slowed, your eyes fluttering. The masked man worked quickly to try to stop the vicious bleeding. Applying heavy pressure against your wound, barely whispering words of assurances as he tried his best to keep you alive.

He was glad his mask was on because underneath it all he was freaking out. His gaze was crazed, his eyebrows upturned in worry as his gloves soaked up your warm blood. It wasn’t long before your chest fell one final time and your heart stopped beating.

His hands shook as he pulled them away, rising from the ground and running as fast as his legs would carry him.

EYELESS JACK

As soon as he heard your heart stop beating from the other room he went running. Scrambling to get to you, to save you. He started compressions immediately, hands precise as he worked to bring you back. He knew you were seriously ill, he had been doing everything he could to heal you, to make you better. He didn’t realize all he had done was prolong your pain.

If he knew it was this bad he would’ve made you as comfortable as he could. He would’ve let you go…

Right..?

He was selfless enough to let you go wasn’t he? He wouldn’t keep you around selfishly…?

He worked for close to fifteen minutes, working up a sweat. Hoping, praying that you’d open your pretty eyes to him. His chest sunk when he realized there was no hope for bringing you back. Taking off his mask, Jack climbed into bed and curled into you. The demon stayed next to you, inhaling your sent until your warmth had disappeared. Even after you’d gone cold he stayed. He growled when anyone dared take a step into the room, snapping when anyone even got close.

Only on his terms would he prepare you for a funeral.

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Getting to requests dw to anyone who sent in any!! (:

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✨✨✨Can I have Puppeteer x Vampire S/O? ✨✨✨

Characters: The Puppeteer

S/O?: Yes

S/O type: Gender neutral garlic hater

CW: Mentions of biting (NOT SEXUAL)

Tags: SFW

A/N: The sparkles really add A flare of the Twilight series to it

Headcanons below!:

The Puppeteer:

First thought: "Well shit what am I gonna do with all the damn garlic"

Probably doesn't care cause he also gives off "I lurk in the darkness" vibes so y'all will be chilling

I feel like if you do drink blood and you try to bite him since he's like a ghost it taste like spoiled milk + rotten eggs (R.I.P them taste buds)

If you did tried to get the blood from him after he probably couldn't give less of a damn

Makes corny vampire jokes 100%

Makes other jokes like: "Ooo if I let you bite me can I bite you ;)))" or something

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EXPLODES haiiiii >:3 I WAS THE FIRST ELDRITCH ANON AND AUGH THAT WAS AMAZING!!! i was gonna call myself eldritch anon but then i was like i don't want to be anon lmao ANYWAYS i really hope this isn't bothering you BUT i was wondering if maybe you could write (anything you want, like headcanons or anything!) about an eldritch s/o protecting tim or masky from the operator? THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Characters: Tim Wright

S/O?: Yes

CW: Mentions of seizures

Tags: SFW(Sexually)

S/O type: Gender neutral eldritch

A/N: *EXPLODES AND SOBS* AJDJCJFVJFJFJFJ WAHHH HJCJDJDJCJFJFJGJGJGJ WOW HI DJDJFJDJFJFFJJ I HAD A FEELING YOU WERE ONE OF THE ANONS AND I ALMOST DROPPED YOU AN ASK ABOUT IT BUT DIDN'T- I'M GLAD YOU ENJOY MY WORK AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS ONE :D

Headcanons below!

Tim Wright:

He doesn't really understand why you're guiding him away from places at first, he gets annoyed at it honestly. Especially when it's Brian's, Jay's and possibly Alex's grave and or work you're leading him away from.

He might occasionally snap at you for it at first, but once he realizes what you were trying to do he immediately apologizes and thanks you.

I feel like once he started to get seizures more often he wouldn't want you around him due to the risk of Masky being the whole "Punch first think later" type, of course you'd probably still be sitting beside him making sure it doesn't become to severe in state

Eventually he'd start listening to you (Verbally and non verbally) and avoid whatever you're telling him to stay away from

Despite he, himself wanting to get down to the origin of The Operator and trying to stop it, he'd still kinda listen to you and avoid it (He doesn't want to end up like Alex or just not be able to regain consciousness when Masky comes out.)

Definitely listens to you when you try to keep him out of the woods, he knows what happens there and frankly, doesn't want to experience it again. (Despite him still probably finding some form of comfort in the woods.)

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Can you do a BEN, Jason, and jeff with a S/O that randomly bursts into song

Characters: BEN Drowned, Jason the Toymaker and Jeff the killer

S/O?: Yes

S/O type: Gender neutral

A/N: REHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHOHOHOHOHOHOHKHO I'VE BEEN SCHEMING ABOUT THIS FOR A BIT

Headcanons below!

BEN Drowned:

He doesn't understand it but gets the basics of the rhythm and starts either hyping you up or hitting the nearest surface to go along with the beat (Or both)

If not that will be hella supportive but will continue with whatever he was doing

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Jason the Toymaker:

Maybe hums along with you, mostly supportive and goes back to whatever

Compliments you after you're done singing

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Jeff the Killer:

I'm sorry, he has sensitive ass hearing/ ears he cannot handle that. Will tune you out

Never said it straight up to you but low-key doesn't want you to do that around him, for some reason will never say it to your face

Supportive besides that