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god i would love to sniff your farts

hey, can you not????

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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

S&B new cast announcement

THEY GAVE US THR PERFECT WYLAN

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I’m genuinely curious: what do you personally consider “staying up late”?

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the impact that puppet history had on me is the fact that i’m now a history major and that every time someone mentions the destruction of Pompeii i sing under my breath “i’m mount Vesuvius, and i hate to do this” from that one episode

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the TAZ Ethersea theme music is so fucking good… makes brain go brrrrrr

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genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am

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i’ve been thinking about this a lot recently, what do writers do if they make an alternate universe for the marauders?? like a au where there’s no magic, what is remus’ thing?? is he still a werewolf? someone lmk please and thanks

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ok so you all know that scene in Shadow and Bone when Alina looses her scarf right before entering the Fold? And like the next shot is her scarf blowing in the wind and Kirigan in standing there all angsty like?

I can't help but think about how fucking funny it would have been if the scarf just WOMP and hit him the face.

Like imagine that???

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OK so I just finished TAZ Balance! AND MAN DO I HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW

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Friendly reminder that we cannot bully any of the kids auditioning for the role of Percy. They are 12 year olds and we need to be kind and supportive to each and every one. We can, however, bully all the adults working at disney and absolutely should

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do you think I an 18 year old girl could pass as a 12 year old boy???

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if this ain’t the truth

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#if villain why sexy

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sad that since they made the show have more of a darker colour scheme we didn't see Jesper in his overly flamboyant outfits along with the rest of the people in the Barrel. Trust me I love what they did with the show and how it is being presented but I would be lying if I said I didn't want to see Pekka Rollins in his green suit get up. Also, it would have added the extra push that Kaz is a smart-ass kid who wants to push fun at the Merchants since he is the only one that wore black suits.

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my thoughts while watching Shadow and Bone

POTENTIAL SPOILER AHEAD

(in no particular order)

jesper making out with the stable hand had me absolutely floored

Jessie Mei Li can step on me

I was a fool and thought they wouldn’t play to the romance of Alina and The Darkling

do I stan Mal and Alina now???

Ben Barnes can also step on me

Seeing the DeKapple was really fun

Inej I love you

JESPER

the goat?? amazing

the subtle hints to Kaz's backstory

Dubrov and M.... (ngl I can’t try to spell it) anyways they deserve better

the guy that plays the Apparat makes me uncomfy

Kaz and Inej? great

Inej showing off her acrobatic skills? killed me

BEN.BARNS.

how could I forget

NINA

god I’m so excited for that plotline to continue

wait

GENYA

More to come probably

continuing on

inej my sweet baby I’m so sorry

why does no one call him the Darkling?

Alina all you had to do was listen to Bagrah and you didn’t

HIT HIM WITH THE CANE HIT HIM WITH THE CANE HIT HIM WITH THE CANE

Mans said POOF

not the show trying to humanize the darkling??

wait

mans just got shot like a lot

hun very weird things going on

WHY DOES THE COLLAR LOOK LIKE THAT

EW I HATE IT I HATE IT

“you are a child” YEAH BUD AND YOUR LIKE 200 YEARS OLD??

I don't like the Darkling but man this show did such a good job writing his character

Like giving us a backstory?? WILD

but I'm still angry about how they made the collar look...

Like I'm sitting here, and I know the outcome but I'm sitting here wondering is he telling the truth right now??

Do I like Mal now????

Nina and Mattias's relationship hurts so much

But I'm so happy we get to see it

anyways

MAL AND CROWS TEAM UP MAL AND CROWS TEAM UP

INEJ YOU STABBED HIM

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the fact that my last post has 69 notes and it’s about me being a slut for the shadow and bone cast feels very appropriate

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simply cannot WAIT to absolutely be a slut for every character in Shadow in Bone this week