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tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u

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– You can stay at my place, if you like. – I don’t think my side would like that. – You don’t have a side anymore. Neither of us do. We’re on our own side.

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“I decided early on that Aziraphale just loves Crowley, and that’s difficult for him, because they’re on opposite sides and he doesn’t agree with him on stuff.” –Michael Sheen

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parents! is your child texting about amphibians? 🐸

lmao: love my amphibians only

tbt: toads being toads

omg(f): oh my goliath frog

stfu: sorry toads forgot u

rofl: ribbit on foolish losers

dtf: dapper talented frogs

tba: those beautiful amphibians

idc: i don’t croak

gf: gorgeous frog

asap: as slimy as possible

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Tag yourself: creatures edition

Pixie:

smol but fierce

weird laugh

loves milkshakes

always ready to spill some tea

always up to some mischief

Fairy:

the brightest smile

there’s no thing as “too much glitter”

gentle but will fuck you up

colorful clothes

drama queen

Gremlin:

mean af

loves their friends, tho

grumpy

never rolls up the blinds

will do anything for money

Goblin:

rebel

“fuck me yourself, you coward”

will stop every 5 minutes because found something shiny

90% of weight are rocks in pockets

succulents

Gargoyle:

books, books, lots of books

clumsy af but tries to look sophisticated

hated in school because was all about the sightseeing on a school trips

art hoe probably

seems serious but will love you if you tell them some jokes

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This is a weed appreciation post

Dandelions

Yellow and happy. Super strong and resilient. Everyone hates them and they don’t care. Makes a good “kick” in garden salads. 

White Clover

Small and gentle. Always has 50 friends around them. Little dots of white and pink. Looks like a Faerie would turn it into a dress

Pigweed

BIG BOI. When I was little I used to think they looked like pot. So green and strong and taller than me.

Creeping Charlies

Bees love them! Blue! Happy! Gets absolutely everywhere! I’ve never loved something so annoying! Just look at them

Burdock

SCARY BOI. Her mom thinks she’s going through a phase. But it’s NOT a phase.

St John’s Wart

So pretty! And yellow! It reminds me of Daffodils! Old doctors would use it as a medicine because it was the old times! 

Dandelions (Again)

MAGIC AND GRANTS WISHES. PUFF. HAPPY POM POMS. LOOKS LIKE BURDOCK AFTER HER EMO PHASE

There will be more. I love weeds

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Huh? What’s this?

A little house? Anyone there?

Huh?

Oh! Hello there!

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More tiny weapons/tools. If anyone has a backstory for them that would be amazing.

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god i just fucking love

sticks

and

small objects

my friend brought me a rusty nail today and i went

absolutely feral

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I legit can't get over how s o f t you draw RK900 like his expression is just- so. soft. like I would trust him with my life

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Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox

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Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live

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kissing women is fucking awesome

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happy pride month to all the lgbt+ goblins out there !!

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Soup is so goblincore. Just put sum miscellaneous tasty shit in a pot and stir stir stir. Boom you got yerself a nice meal and it’s homemade and woodsy as fuck.

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