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HAPPY LOVE LOSES WEDNESDAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

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do you think "go go gadget" can be considered a power phrase.

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Could you guys imagine the drama if mad scientists had tumblr?

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Can you guys stop putting @normal-civilian on my dash?? They LITERALLY don't support graverobbing??? Like it's 2023 get over yourself some of us need corpse parts for experiments grandma isn't using her liver anymore it's fine!

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💉modernprometheus follow

Just in case you haven't heard it today, it's totally valid to call yourself a doctor even if you dropped out of college! It's basically a mad scientist tradition at this point

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Nah fuck this. I didn't spend years defining and documenting a scientific method of turning people into giant animal mutants through gene manipulation to get lumped in with some fresh faced collage dropout who just happened to stumble onto the secret to reanimating corpses. Words have meanings.

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🩻 exposedspine1 follow

Hey guys what do you think would happen if I jumped into the open vat of glowing green mystery chemicals we all keep in our labs? Super powers right?

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Hospital.

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🤖 inatorlover3000 follow

Aha! But I bet you didn't expect this! It's my latest invention, a giant death ray that detects the biggest LOSER in the room! And look! It's pointing right at you! Better run while you still can hero!

🔫 henchman13 follow

Good one boss!

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🫁 gutz-n-stuff follow

Literally if you don't keep living brains in jars of green goo unfollow me now.

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it's been tossed to the wind

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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Okay but those last two go hard

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

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was walking through the academy grounds and this warlock just ran up behind me and hexed me into a boar and ive been standing here for the last two fucking hours trying to type this using only my snout oh shit I think he's coming back please my location is

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reblog if the person you reblogged this from is a silly billy

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At last. We can sew the second egg

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1984

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i just realized that tumblr allows multiple audio files in a row and they autoplay consecutively on mobile

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"Re Blog" to PERMANENTLY become some sort of fucked up creature or demented beast

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My Liege, the guards have started forming parasocial relationships with the haunted pot

Mealservants, bring me one spire’s worth of POTTED BEAST.

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BREAKING: According to a recent study, there are approximately 1,000,000 ants for every 1 human on earth, equaling roughly 8,000,000,000,000,000 ants on this planet which is roughly 8,000,000,000,000,000 more shits than I have to give for your tomfuckery!