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Rat catcher the unbothered king lmao

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Joo what is Y/N doing playing with Arthur's lighter?

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are you loud in bed?

you could say that

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10/10 dad joke

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"Jonathan Sims couldn't do Malevolent" "Arthur Lester would kill Jonathan Sims with a rock" Correct but. You know who could do Malevolent? Martin Blackwood. Martin Blackwood would rizz up every eldritch being in Malevolent like he did with everyone at that stupid little institute.

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They feed my whole first chap to ai and it made Hux's wierd instrumental music taste into "pop"

BITCH

LEAVE ME ALONE

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"His blue orbs- "

LET ME COOK

I want you all to guess what fandom this Is for

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I was mainly going for the idea that Durge would love the Starkiller base!

Don't make me explain

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Don't make me explain

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I love the narration in malevolent because Arthur doesn't know anything, so naturally he asks John, who also doesn't know anything

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dryad

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malevolent is a very fun flavor of unreliable narrator. narrator who you're in a situationship with. narrator who doesn't know what owls are and gets scared of your reflection. narrator who refuses to narrate when he doesn't want you to find your keys

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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

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Fanfic writers where is my crossover

If I had a nickel for every doomed mlm ship that started in an academic setting and ended in guiding each other through the apocalypse where one was forced to kill the other to end it and then they both disappeared in an ambiguous ending leaving fans unsure of whether they're alive dead or worse I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

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Viktor and Jayce really pulled Martin and John at the end huh

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Powder in Act3 be like-

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No matter what we need to touch that body 💀 ARTHURR