Take this sketchadoodle of Fi and Astarion as dragonriders from the Dragonriders of Pern series. I have no idea how this crack crossover came to be but here we are lol. Just one of those 1am thoughts that couldn't get out of my head until I drew it.
For those who know the series:
If we go by the original dragon ranking system (wiggle room for Fi being a she/they rider) of the books, I feel that Astarion suits a green very well while Fi would suit a blue. For the green, I feel her name would be Lestath because I am "clever" :B For the blue, I couldn't think of a name for him that suits Fi, so he is unnamed. If anyone has any ideas feel free to tell me! As long as it ends in "th", as that is what the series' naming conventions are.
I love this series' worldbuilding and I have frequently in the past rp'd in various forums with my personal riders and their dragons, mostly semi-canon to non-canon. Where my Pern peeps at? D:
Also, I love my bestie. Never has anything been so accurate:
Some extra lineart details under the cut!
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Beastification - Chapter 1
Cid sends the Bad Batch on a mission to rescue a certain Mr Beast from the grasp of Jabba the Hutt. After they retrieve him, something changes. There's something different about Mr Beast and they can't tell for certain what it is. Will they ever get rid of Mr Beast?
The Bad Batch x Mr Beast
Tags: sfw, Crack fic, slow burn, Mr Beast AU, I'm trying to be serious about this.
CW: the y/nification of Mr Beast, mentions of child abduction, canon violence, indication of mpreg (sfw), Mr Beast talks to a invisible camera, Lore breaking content
Words: 881
Will update on Wednesdays and Sundays
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | ...
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Cid hadn‘t told them much about the mission, as usual, but still, something felt fishy about this one. What was most suspicious was that Cid had this slight smirk on her face the entire briefing while she neglected details on whatever would await them at their destination in favor of talking about how they would thank her for this mission once they come back.
Tensions were high on the Marauder. Everyone hoped Cids indications would mean better payment this time around. While Omega was asleep in her Gunner Mount/Room the rest of the batch gathered in the cockpit.
Wrecker, who sat in the copilot seat, broke the silence first. „I don‘t know what’s going on with Cid and this mission. I just hope we‘re gonna get paid and not killed.“ He crossed his arms, pouting.
„It will be a rather simple extraction. To be completely honest, calling it a pick-up would be more fitting. We will meet the target on Mos Eisley. Though I do wonder how they ended up there and why we are sent to bring them back. This mission seems to mock our abilities“ Tech replied, sounding just slightly angry at this extraction not having to make use of his heightened intelligence. „We‘re approaching Tatooine.“
Hunter leaned against the back wall, brows furrowed. He didn’t like this. Usually, when they were sent on simpler missions, only two of them would go, but Cid insisted they would need all hands on deck on this one. It didn‘t make sense to him. Deep in thought, he almost didn‘t notice the small hands pulling on his arm.
„It‘s gonna be fine, Hunter, don‘t worry. It could be fun!“ Omega smiled up at him, excited as ever. Of course, she had never been to Tatooine before, so that fact alone made her excited to go through on this mission. Though that excitement quickly vanished.
“You‘re staying on the ship. The mission is simple, but we‘re not gonna take you into Jabba's Palace. That place is swarming with scum.“ And with that, her smile dropped.
Hunter knelt down to be able to talk to her face to face. „It‘s for the better. It‘s nasty in there, you wouldn‘t wanna see it anyways.“ Her patted her on the shoulder before standing up again. By this time they already entered the atmosphere of the planet and were getting ready to land in front of Jabba‘s Palace.
Shortly after leaving the ship the batch found themselves in front of the massive doors leading into the Hutt's Palace.
“I‘ve only heard horror stories about this place. Can‘t say I‘m excited to go in there.“ Echo commented with an already disgusted look on his face, despite not even having entered the building yet. „It‘s gonna be a quick job. We‘ll be in and out in no time. We just pay the bail and leave with the target, that‘s it.“ Hunter responded.
This triggered an annoyed huff from Wrecker. „Great, another mission where we can‘t blow anything up.“ The gates were opened for them and quickly after placed in front of Jabba to state their business.
„We‘re here to bail out one of your captives.“ Hunter tried to keep the conversation short, not desiring to speak to the Hutt more than necessary. Tech handed over the payment to one of Jabba‘s servants at the same time, also wanting to leave as fast as possible. To nobody‘s surprise, all of them felt uneasy in an establishment like this, with bounty hunters all around.
The protocol droid finally translated whatever Jabba was saying. „Your prisoner will be brought up shortly. Jabba wishes for you to leave with him as quickly as you can, he can not bear to hear any more of his voice.“
Just then their target was brought in, a sight to behold. He walked in, with the most dazzling blue eyes any of them had ever seen. Body moving in a perfect curve, hair just shaggy enough, and beard perfectly trimmed. He looked at them, one after another, through perfectly curled lashes.
It took Hunter hitting his shoulder for Wrecker to snap back out of this state of hypnosis. „Wrecker, get him.“
His cheeks turned slightly red before going up to the hostage and taking him from Jabba‘s guards. They immediately made their way towards the exit. Wrecker tried to ignore the fact that he was guiding this incredibly attractive man out of imprisonment.
The man‘s head turned towards him, ever so slightly and elegantly, like every movement he had seen from him so far. „THANK YOU.“ he whispered. This wasn‘t directed at them as a group, but exclusively at Wrecker, making his face grow even hotter. He could only muster up a grunt as a response, feeling flustered.
Omega waited for them in front of the Marauder.
“I told you to stay inside.“ Hunter shouted towards the girl, slightly irritated. „I‘m fine. I got bored so I wanted to at least wait outside for you.“ she yelled back. Then, her glance shifted from Hunter to the hostage her brothers were bringing with them. Her eyes widened, jaw dropped.
Everybody stopped in their tracks, expecting the worst from Omega‘s facial expression. A ambush, maybe. But her eyes rested on their acquired target.
“Woah, is that Mr Beast??????“
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The lord himself: okay, who changed my handle?
Wine and Die: i’m unsure, but it is accurate 😌
The lord himself: Ezio?
Wine and Die: sì
Wine and Die: 🥰🍷
The lord himself: ofc ofc
Apple Support: I still don’t understand mine.
The Matrix: it’s a technology/poe joke altair
Apple Support: I see.
The lord himself: okay, that’s funny
The lord himself: Sixteen?
The Matrix: yup and it was me
The lord himself: yeah that tracks
The Matrix: has anybody seen connor? i let him borrow my switch and i need it back
The lord himself: Idk
Wine and Die: 🤷🏻
Apple Support: He’s with the pirate near the stage, they’re discussing seafaring abilities with a pointy eared, blonde child.
The Matrix: thnx!!
(The Matrix has gone offline)
The lord himself: oh, speaking of blonde children! The new guys are breaking your pots in the back, Ezio
Wine and Die: MERDA 🏃🏻♂️💨
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Apple Support: As enjoyable as this is, there are some giant, mechanical beings outside the bar, Desmond.
The lord himself: shit, coming!
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