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Pssstt hey.... PSSSST!!!!

Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if Grace Chasity was a lesbian fujoshi and wanted to watch Max and Richie get it on while also getting down and dirty wirh Ruth Fleming?

Good! Cause I've written 4 chapters (so far) and drawn her that way!

The whole Fanfic is based around the song Confessions of a Rotten Girl by SAWTOWNE, you know, the vocaloid song where Miku is holding a sinner paddle that is clearly supposed to be a yaoi paddle?

You know, this song?

Yeah! You know the one!

Now picture that but it's Grace Chasity and she is a lesbian.

Please go read it if you're interested in halogear smut or, in a much smaller quantity, michie smut! The fic is about Grace and Ruth being in love and trying to get their OTP of michie together, with shenanigans of having nasty sex on the side <3

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Canon and real

canon halogear dynamic trust

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Fun fact Will's ensemble character during homecoming is named Rudolph, he's a foreign exchange student and it's my favorite thing

Also I’m sorry, Will coming back as an ensemble member in the prom scene makes me laugh every time. He’s dancing and smiling so earnestly like he didn’t just play a character that spent an hour and a half (roughly) killing people.

(Yes I know how ensemble roles work I know he’s technically just playing high school guy #5 or whatever but still)

Mans just happy to be there truly

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HEY MELISSA!! And Nibbly

I love them so much, look at them they are very cute

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Fun fact! I need money! And you need fun, personalized fanfiction!

So, the solution? Commission me! I'm in a good writing vibe and I'm ready to pump out fanfics faster than CCRP can pump out Paul Clones!

Here's my sheet! Call (dm me) now and get an extra special photo of me giving you the biggest, saddest, most pathetic puppy dog eyes, begging for money like a loser!

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Sorry I've been gone! Been on the struggle bus, but in celebration of the npmd soundtrack being added to Spotify, please have my Hatchetfield playslit <3

Crytpia's Hatchetfield Playlist

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BOOPOCALYPSE IS BACK BABY! PLEASE EVERYONE AND ANYONE GIVE ME BOOPS!

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This is a random question but I was re reading the comic and noticed the Bakery Geoff and Duncan were talking at is called Spankoffski's Little Bakery and my Starkid Hatchetfield brainrotted ass lost it. I beg of you please tell me what inspired the name and if it had anything to do with Theodore and Peter Spankoffski

It of course had everything to do with the Spankoffski siblings. I don't really have a fun anecdote about choosing the name, I was just really into NPMD at the time and decided to put that name on the sign for funsies.

I will use the remainder of this post to spread transgender woman Peter Spankoffski propaganda. She is a beautiful lesbian woman and her name is Penny. TO ME!!!!!!!!

follow my hatchetfield sideblog btw @ruth-fleming

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Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

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I did the artwork but I'm really not that happy with it. I still have yet to figure out how light sources work but thankfully I have a shit ton of artist friends to help me lol hopefully I can continue to get better with skin and shadows/lighting

My first attempt at rendering skin. Honestly? Think I did pretty good! Expect a Frankenstein type monster to show off skin rendering soon <3 I picked just 4 random tones but the goal was to have at least one really light and one really dark skin tone. On the Frankensteinian monster I'm gonna have a variety along with some nonhuman tones to test it outA

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My first attempt at rendering skin. Honestly? Think I did pretty good! Expect a Frankenstein type monster to show off skin rendering soon <3 I picked just 4 random tones but the goal was to have at least one really light and one really dark skin tone. On the Frankensteinian monster I'm gonna have a variety along with some nonhuman tones to test it outA

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Meet The Artist!

I spent far too long on this lol probably around 8 hours, which isn't the longest I've spent on a piece but at least 3 of that was writing lol

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Hey everyone! I'm opening art commissions! Because of my disabilities I'm not really able to work and I'm hoping that art and writing commisions can at the very least keep me able to feed my snakes and dog and most help pay my rent!

I'll hand out my PayPal in dms since it has my legal dead name on it (fuck paypal fr)

Feel free to contact me here, on Instagram or on Discord for the fastest response!

(Thank you to my savior @lady-loveluck who made all of my commission sheets because they're actually the best person alive <3)

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Art I just finished of my beloved Octavia Hemlock and Wilbur Lucretia. The T4T couple of all time.

Octavia Hemlock is a transfemme murder mystery author, and she's desperately trying to get published.

Wilbur Lucretia is a transmasc hired assassin/serial killer (he does both), and he is more than happy to try out his girlfriend's murder scenes to see if they're believable for her.

Together they have a very tiny orange kitten with cerebellar hypoplasia (aka wobbly cat syndrome), his name is Tomato Soup, or just Soup for short. (He's not shown in the art unfortunately)

These two are so cute and I'm writing a book for them. I think the plot is going to be Octavia finally getting to publish her book but a detective (who happens to be her ex) notices that some of the murders in the book are eerily similar to the unsolved murders im the area, details of which were never released to the public. The detective, believing at first that Octavia is the killer, goes to talk to her. Only to get increasingly suspicious of her boyfriend Wilbur. Which only makes Octavia think the detective is jealous and she pays it no mind. So the detective now has to probe themself.

No idea what the ending will be, but that's fine :3

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Just drew my first real nsfw art! I think she's wonderful. Transfemme slime girl! It's censored so Tumblr won't take it down but it's still below the cut incase someone doesn't want to just see it.

Here she is! I don't have a name for her yet, but I love her.

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The fact I posted my commission sheets and some art on Deviant art and the first message I got was someone wanting to buy my art to turn it into an NFT? I hate tech bros dude I hope they all go bankrupt

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Hey everyone! I'm opening art commissions! Because of my disabilities I'm not really able to work and I'm hoping that art and writing commisions can at the very least keep me able to feed my snakes and dog and most help pay my rent!

I'll hand out my PayPal in dms since it has my legal dead name on it (fuck paypal fr)

Feel free to contact me here, on Instagram or on Discord for the fastest response!

(Thank you to my savior @lady-loveluck who made all of my commission sheets because they're actually the best person alive <3)