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i still dont know what backshots is i assume its when your friend bends over so you can stabilize your rifle betwern there butcheeks

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Original comic by Rasenth

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I am the same age as Merwil Gutierrez. Our government has become a mockery of the values it claims to represent. Every white person in America is an immigrant. Unless you are Native American your family immigrated here. Lady Liberty is meant to welcome immigrants to America and now we send them to concentration camps. The fucking pilgrims immigrated for religious asylum, be so goddam for real.

His name is Merwil Gutiérrez, and the US government kidnapped him.

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so uhhh. yeah.

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Joker dies bcs during his big dramatic speech of the day he tries to be be all insane and funny by pretending to shoot himself in the head with his BANG! flag gun but he fucks up getting distracted by flirting with Batman and mixes up his guns and he shoots himself in the face in front of the bats. Jason, who was being bodily held back from shooting him himself by Bruce and Dick for the past 15 minutes, laughs so hard he fractures a rib and has to be carried back to the batmobile

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this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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i got fired today for being unreliable and the main reason is cause i have a chronic condition so like i can’t control anything about it im just really upset

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I made a thing….

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Audre Lorde, from "The Uses of Anger: Women Responding to Racism" (1981)

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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pros of corded headphones:

Cant lose phone

dont need to charge headphones

they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

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Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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i am having a spiritual reaction to batman 138.

1. bruce what the actual fuck (disrespectfully)

2. dick grayson slay use those anger issues babe bite the hand that hits you

3. tim being the back bone yet again

4. damien being feral yet again

5. Jason. holy fucking shit. what on earth would posses bruce to chemically alter someone with PTSD. (not only from legit fucking dying but from having an abusive father a drug addicted mom and living on the streets) why would you take that and say you know what will help him live a normal life forcing his body into a panic attack whenever he feels adrenaline. the begging when scandal left his talking to himself before she got there. the pure terror in his eyes. i’m going to riot i want to tear off my skin i’m so fucking angry about this

How dare you do this to my comfort character dc. don’t ever talk to me for my son ever again. i am furious that you got coming to my rant

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this is devastating to me. i wish they just put them back. i want the autopsy scar. screaming crying shitting throwing up

ok. i love when people give characters scars. in fact, when it makes sense, i appreciate it! but please... please... for the love of whatever you believe in...

STOP GIVING JASON TODD AUTOPSY SCARS

i dont care if its "comic book logic." as a forensic pathologist, i am here to say that it doesnt matter if you get thrown into the lazarus pit. after an autopsy, we dont put your organs back. they dont go back like they used to. its not surgery. your organs get put into a big plastic bag INCLUDING YOUR BRAIN and put into your thoracic cavity (thats your chest cavity). You dont come back from that. You just dont.

Please for my sanity. stop