AND THEY SAY SOULMATES ARENT REAL??!?
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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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butch vampire x femme werewolf 🖤
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you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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Commission for @comfycouchdrawings on Insta <3
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