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Absolutely frothing at the mouth feral waiting for Mermay. Need me some more mer danny aus (please please please comment recs UwU)

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:P

Feeling like a Victorian lesbian waiting for a letter from my beloved who lives across the vast seas. Every day I stand by the street, hopeful that today shall be the day the post man brings me sweet words from the pen of my beautiful dove. Every day he sees me in my pitiful waiting and with something akin to apathy with perhaps a touch of guilt, shakes his head and continues on his route. So it goes until I the day I shall eventually hold her letter in my hands, breathe the last remnants of her cloying perfume, devour each word, every letter she was generous enough to devote to me. Let the Earth and Heavens realize as truth that I, with every fibre of my being, savor this blessing she deigns to bestow upon me. (Waiting for a fic on ao3 to update)

My pen moves as one with my soul, the flourish of the feather in time with the gentle flutter of my heart. I kiss the envelope as I seal it, imagining it as though it were her dewy, petal soft lips. A sigh escapes me. (left a comment and kudos)

And the cycle begins anew.

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Lioden?

Anyone wanna be my friend on the pretty pixel lion site??? My Id is #379071

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Showing a friend a song u like, and them hating it? That hurts man. Lmk if you guys wanna see my spotify playlist. But be nice. Im sensitive...

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Just asked a waitress for a hot cocklette. I'll just be over here killing myself :)

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I want to eat a Honda Civic

thats it. thats the post

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I can't right now

I am a legal adult. My father just tried to barge into my bathroom while I was showering and then had the audacity to be offended that I didn't 'trust him enough to leave the bathroom door unlocked'. To clarify; there are 2 other bathrooms in this house. Both are closer in proximity to my father than my personal bathroom. He knew I was showering. He threatened to go get the key. I take like 10 min showers. Wtf dad?

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The worst part of having a disability

To be completely honest, as someone who lost the ability to walk less than a year ago, I've learned to cope with most things. People treating me weird or grabbing my wheelchair without permission? Annoying but manageable. Not being able to do a lot of my favorite activities? Heartbreaking at first, but I have learned to find happiness elsewhere. What really sucks? Knowing I would never survive the zombie apocalypse. I had the drive, the knowledge, the strategy! You know what I don't have? The ability to stand and a functioning immune system...

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Original Thoughts

So, you know that theory that there are no original thoughts left? That everything you could ever think has already been thunk? Well to anyone else who birthed the hideous idea that "if a scorpion was covered in semen, you wouldn't even know because both are uv reactive" please contact me. I think we could save money if only one of us went to therapy.