darkstarnetwork43
darkstarnetwork43
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darkstarnetwork43 · 5 months ago
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i slept
i slept and i wept,and sometimes while walking in the light,some tears i shedsome nights were kept,apart,and broken eyes,wide as starry nights that twinkled endlessly,while whole world slept. i leaped into the stars and then i dreamt,of sunny little trees, and storms that breathed with ease,and while caressed by the never ending breeze,in depth i walked.i moved into the sunless night.with sand…
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darkstarnetwork43 · 5 months ago
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From the Mud
Ladies and gentlemen, i address to you from the mud, because that's the only way to look at the sky. Back against the earth, Hands stretched wide, Feet firmly sat upon the ground, Water flowing freely, upside down. i'm here for a check, i'm here for a reason, Not once shall i ever consider the word treason. i'm here for a carry, i'm here to say, i'm here not to worry, i'm just here to…
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darkstarnetwork43 · 5 months ago
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Firava
firava-i luna cand doreste, sa curga lumea intristata, in valuri reci se varsa cerul, prin noaptea cea intunecata un vifor cald sopteste bland, si soarele `ncalzeste, un cantec lin transforma'n gand si luna `ncremeneste prin noaptea cea intunecata in valuri reci se varsa cerul, prin nori adanci cu un pas greu, calcand, paseste zeul cu ochii`n sus la acest pamant, privind ce-a fost odata cu…
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darkstarnetwork43 · 5 months ago
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Daca
Daca`i sa plec `napoi la cer, O fac cu bucurie, Pentru ca raza de iubir` ce-am caut` N-a fost a mea sa fie. Si-au fost multe zile ce-au trecut, Si`n fata mea `fost una, Dar de vazut eu n-am vazut, Si n-a stiut nici Luna. Si nici Luna n-a stiut, Pe mine sa ma`nvete, Cand eu copil am fost, valori, In viata mea povete. Dar totusi eu cu mintea mea, Desi`n carti mi-a stat mult nasul, N-am reusit ca…
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darkstarnetwork43 · 5 months ago
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Am Decis
Am decis! Rasuna vocea clericului, cu mantia cea neagra si klobukul cel negru dar margini verzi stravezii ce ii acoperea capul, in timp ce se intoarse cu fata spre trupele de soldati de jos. 6 talanti, nu 7, si paine, pentru ca sa fie din belsug pentru toata lumea!Si vocile soldatilor de mai jos izbucnira in urale de rasuna valea, in timp ce ecourile se imprastiau printre tunurile si tancurile si…
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darkstarnetwork43 · 5 months ago
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Abstractions
The World is made from abstractions and from abstractions we learn. i took my usual stroll through the village, onto the fields on which i used to gaze in the distance at the fine line that unites the lands and the sky. it always occured to me that it looks like a painting, if only i knew how to paint, and yet, there it was in front of me without any effort on my part.i moved on the path on…
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darkstarnetwork43 · 1 year ago
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Japanese Porn Star Drowns In Semen While Filming Bukkake Scene
Saving this for posterity There is a tragic sense of grief today as Japan’s adult movie industry is mourning over the loss of a popular actress who died in an accident while shooting a scene for an upcoming film. The 23-year old actress who remains unnamed due to Japanese laws requiring her next of kin to be formally notified first; died after drowning in semen while shooting at a studio in…
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darkstarnetwork43 · 1 year ago
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Blonde joke
A blind man walks into a pub and finds himself a seat at the bar, he orders a pint and the barman brings it to him. He says to the barman “do you want to hear a good dumb blonde joke?” The barman says “look mate, I know you can’t see, but I’m six foot seven, and I’m an ex pro wrestler and I’m blonde. The guy sat to your left is my mate John who’s an ex heavyweight boxer and he’s blonde. The guy…
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darkstarnetwork43 · 1 year ago
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Engineering choices
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, ‘Where did you get such a great bike?’ The second engineer replied, ‘Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.’ The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, ‘Good…
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darkstarnetwork43 · 1 year ago
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To think "flashing was a thing" :)))
Actually, I must credit my sister for an awesome “comeback,” back in the mid 1970’s when she had a job at the local mall’s Cinema tearing tickets, serving concessions, etc. This was also an era of “flashing,” where a man wearing a trench coat (…and nothing else under it!) would “flash” an unsuspecting female (usually) and then run off. Well, one summer Saturday evening, my sister Sam(antha) is…
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darkstarnetwork43 · 1 year ago
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Einstein vs train ticket.
“One day, Einstein was traveling by train from Princeton, when a train conductor passed through the corridor, stamping the tickets of all the passengers. When he arrived in front of Einstein, the scientist searched for the ticket in his vest pocket, but didn’t find it; it wasn’t even there in the pants pockets; so he looked in the briefcase, but he couldn’t find it. The driver said, “Doctor…
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darkstarnetwork43 · 1 year ago
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new hearing aid
My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. “State of the Art,” he said, “It cost me a fortune.” I asked: “Awesome what type is it? “He said: “Two thirty.”
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darkstarnetwork43 · 1 year ago
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DNA Tests
I have no faith in those so called DNA tests, which allegedly, from a simple blood sample, can tell you where you are from, so i did a test on my pet frog. I discovered the frog was 70% British, 20% French, 7% Italian, 2% Dutch and a tad Pole.
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darkstarnetwork43 · 1 year ago
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If lawyers
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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darkstarnetwork43 · 1 year ago
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The great "Pun"dits say
The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize. I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seat belt. Then it clicked. Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Fellows. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing! Singing in…
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darkstarnetwork43 · 1 year ago
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The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night
The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc. Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken…
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darkstarnetwork43 · 1 year ago
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A sixteen-year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150.
His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says. “With what money?” says his mother. They knew what a new F150 cost. “Well,” he says, “this one cost me just fifteen dollars.” The father looks at him like he’s crazy. “Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?” he says. “It was the lady up the street,” says the boy. “I don’t…
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