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Tonight i had a dream that some bitch burned my boyfriend with a cigarette but i couldnt beat her ass because she was way to strong and her whole family wanted to beat MY ass, so i went to BARTY and JAMES for help, the very first thing Barty asked me when i said i needed help was "who are we killing?" and honestly it was the best dream ive ever had

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Peter "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people EVEN if they are nice to me just because" Pettigrew

James "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is having a bad day" Potter

Sirius "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is a secret serial killer and will murder you just because" Black

Regulus "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people that arent nice to me just because" Black

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James "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is having a bad day" Potter

Sirius "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is a secret serial killer and will murder you just because" Black

Regulus "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people that arent nice to me just because" Black

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Being with someone who likes me is so weird because like… you like me? Why? You're sure you didn't fall on your head and get a concussion? Sit down, let me check your temperature. You must be getting sick.

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Im literally thinking abt eating pasta rn and this appears on my timeline, god i love it when tumblr just reads my mind randomly

(Im very grateful about pasta too)

I'm honestly so grateful that humans invented pasta

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Have you ever thought "I wanna go home" even though you were in your own room, or are you normal

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Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes.

*jegulus laying on their bed, ready to sleep*

James, half asleep: hi beautiful, do you come here a lot?

Regulus: i live here, darling

James: me too! What a coincidence!!

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I totally understand you dude, i took a loooong time to choose mine, i just happened to be listening to a Bowie's song at the moment and it just came to me (HE SHOULD BE ALIVE, THE WORLD NEEDS BOWIE)

And ofc i like u, you seem to be a very chill person and i really like that, you seem very moce too!

I like ur username (thats it, i dont really have much to ask but you seem to be a really cool person)

Hiiii ^_^

I'm glad you like my username, it is a product of my frustration when I literally couldn't come up with anything, because I have no sense of identity.

I like your username too, and I agree, David Bowie SHOULD be alive.

I'm glad you like me hehe :3

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Amen buddy, fuck you Jk Rowling

Join me on my daily fuck you to JK Rowiling 🖕🖕🖕

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Same here, just send asks

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr. Put an assumption in my ask. I'm not gonna be mean, I'm very interested.

Also bored.

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My fear of being known vs. my need to be seen and understood

*epic battle music plays*

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Today is the only day you can reblog this.

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I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

Reblog this from anybody. literally. ANYBODY. even if you dont like them or even know them that well. YOU COULD SAVE THEIR LIFE.

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I was bored at work yesterday and i literally just thought about how cool it would be if jily was called sunflower, its like tumblr reads my mind

Petition to now only refer to Jily as SunFlower because that’s way more catchy

@13personalities @short-insomniacs07 @bluebooks1 @uh-oh-no @my-castles-crumbling

@blurstardust @pianoandcookiedoughlover @ll-until-the-very-end-ll @https-enem @themortalityofundyingstars

@anything-for-my-moony-1971 @vintagetee13

(You don’t have to like Jily to support my petition)

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I thought i was gonna be single forever bc no one would be able to match my freak

Now my boyfriend kisses my hand every single day because i explained what that means in crimson rivers.

NEVER LOSE HOPE

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